APPLE BEES BUT RAT

shhhhhhh don’t insult him he’s very sensitive

ABSOLUTE

S P O O N

LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

shhhhhhh don’t insult him he’s very sensitive

me and burt telepathically trading the braincell because we share one braincell

You think that we share a singular braincell, when in reality I am hoarding them. I’m not even using the braincells, though.

wtf hand them over i need those i literally do not have any

i think i just found the best twitter ever holy shit

me and burt telepathically trading the braincell because we share one braincell

help burt dmed this to me last night while he was drunk and i only just noticed it.

@fashionrat-applebees @gayonlineandoffline

what were you two doing there?!

I made a bad impulsive decision once again just because I wanted to be spiteful. It would be an understatement to say that I regret said decision.

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Ight. Can the Pringle and whoever the fuck is crying in the bathroom like. Stop. It’s ruining the vibe.

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@fashionrat-applebees

oh FUCK YEAH

bitches will realize they dont feel hungry even though they havent eaten anything other then cheesecake that they decided to eat because they remembered that they didnt eat anything today. im bitches.

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

blubbfishe

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

It does say Toppat system on the original post. You saw that, right? You read the post? The Toppats? Just Toppats?

unleash-her-now

Wait does that mean that the current leader rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

I mean, yeah. Until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. Kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed.

I, for one, do not think Copperbottom should get 9 lives.

Neither should Tigerstar, but guess what.

blubbfishe

Isn’t this like? A monarchy or a dictatorship??

It’s the warrior cats ranking style, that’s what it is.

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Hey @regal-leader-r trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. What do you think a Right hand is?

Wait what are twolegs considered?

You’re just like the guy who asked what cats would be. Twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? I’m

hold on so what about rogues and loners

Rogues aren’t even a part of the clan ranking system, neither are loners. I do not think I can handle this thread much longer.

what about high ranking toppats? are they just senior warriors? or would they not exist??

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

blubbfishe

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

uh oh! looks like somebody spilt there gummy worms

THAT SOMEBODY WAS MEEEEEEE. THEY WERE THE LAST ONESSSS

shit, you need some more? i can send them over