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I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

fashionrat-applebees

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

ruppertducky

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

fashionrat-applebees

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

ruppertducky

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

It does say Toppat system on the original post. You saw that, right? You read the post? The Toppats? Just Toppats?

unleash-her-now

Wait does that mean that the current leader rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

I mean, yeah. Until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. Kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed.

I, for one, do not think Copperbottom should get 9 lives.

Neither should Tigerstar, but guess what.

Isn’t this like? A monarchy or a dictatorship??

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

fashionrat-applebees

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

ruppertducky

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Ara and Finch

come out now and Everest wont be harmed, we are at where you work,

surrender and we will not harm anyone.

bro im j. im just tryna vibe.

@a-mountain-known-as-everest @blubbfishe hey can u two like stop being quiet becus ur freaking out over where i am? all you need to know is that i am completely fine.

Finch oh ym god youre ok, im at my house o dont know where ara or you are

oh god finch where are you you promise youre okay?? i cant tell the tone of wha t you weo te, please prom mise your e okay

i promise.

day 4 they still havent realized im unfilterered

WAIT WRONG POST OOPS

I dont care anymore gio, we’re all fucked so do whatever

wow ok your being quite negative.

im just telling the truth gio

i mean, its more of you guys are fucked. i’ve been sitting in my containment cell for the past 5-6 days lol

gio, you know whos gonna come and clean up our mess

no, who?

wait is it-

Oh, you aren’t implying- oh no oh dear Fernal, not-

@a-mountain-known-as-everest @blubbfishe hey can u two like stop being quiet becus ur freaking out over where i am? all you need to know is that i am completely fine.

Finch oh ym god youre ok, im at my house o dont know where ara or you are

oh god finch where are you you promise youre okay?? i cant tell the tone of wha t you weo te, please prom mise your e okay

#pl ease

fuckfuckfuckfuck my head hurts so fucking much and i dont know where anyone is i havent seen ara or finch in a while i think i hear someone i havent moved that far

Oh god Everest I. I can’t find Finch righ tnow so im looking for you rightn ow c an you desvribe wheer youa re

i think im at my house? but i was at the center when i passed out, i dont know how i got here, also i think i hear something nearby, im to afraid to move, where are you?

okay, i m comin g rig ght no w evrest i ll be ther soo n

fuckfuckfuckfuck my head hurts so fucking much and i dont know where anyone is i havent seen ara or finch in a while i think i hear someone i havent moved that far

Oh god Everest I. I can’t find Finch righ tnow so im looking for you rightn ow c an you desvribe wheer youa re

@blubbfishe @a-mountain-known-as-everest

hey ummm i dont usually care about our job but we may have a problem

Oh yeah that’s. That’s a problem. Shit

so uh. should we do anything about that?? we kinda cant tell the higher-ups cus im pretty sure we’d get fired for even letting gio have an account.

finch, we can handle this, as long as the filter works and we check on gio, we’re good, and if gio somehow bypasses the filter, we can take access away from them

lets just hope this doesnt end up with us having the forcibly restart the timeline. i dont wanna have to deal with that missed timeline shit again. i can still remember how long it took us to realize the problem was the tall one and the short one not meeting online.

Excuse me, the what?

OHHHHHHH SHIT UMMM CODE SELF AWARE. I REPEAT WE MAY HAVE A CODE SELF AWARE ON OUR HANDS @blubbfishe @a-mountain-known-as-everest

GOD DAMNIT ONE OF YOU GET ON SO WE CAN FIX THIS. I AM NOT ALMOST LOSING MY JOB OVER THIS. WE ALMOST LOST OUR JOB OVER THE ACCIDENTAL ALTERNATE TIMELINE DREAMS THIS WILL GET US FIRED

Oh, I wouldn’t be so fast on the trigger there, mate.

Really? Not even bothering to disclose said codes privately, instead opting to broadcast them into the internet? Really bad move on you there.

Say, what would happen to your position if a higher-up found out not only about this, but that you were openly discussing information that should be kept classified?

Sounds bad, now doesn’t it?

Of course, if you’re really going to reset everything as you say you can, an explanation wouldn’t hurt, now would it? We have all the time in the world, after all.

Now that that’s out of the way, mind explaining if this is what I think it is?

Because if it is, I can and will find a way to make sure you are more than just fired over this, timeline reset or not.

ok uh. fuck. basically restarting thing first: me and the two other people(blubbfishe and a mountain known as everest) work at this place called the ccc(chaos containment center) in which we monitor timelines and all that stuff, our division is based on timelines and dreams(and the connection between the two) specifically. dream thing: we were doing testing stuff and one of us(me) accidentally overloaded the thingy we were using for testing which caused some knowledge of multiple alternate timelines to end up in a few dreams um-

oh we’re fucked, how the fuck did you find these accounts and finch we’re fucked, we cant hide a timeline reset and they’ll start asking questions and then we’re fired fuck fuck fuck

Fuck god fucking damn it I’m sure there’s a way to fix this

God I can’t fucking think I

Wait Finch is that you crying? Hold on I’m coming

@blubbfishe @a-mountain-known-as-everest

hey ummm i dont usually care about our job but we may have a problem

Oh yeah that’s. That’s a problem. Shit

so uh. should we do anything about that?? we kinda cant tell the higher-ups cus im pretty sure we’d get fired for even letting gio have an account.

finch, we can handle this, as long as the filter works and we check on gio, we’re good, and if gio somehow bypasses the filter, we can take access away from them

Excuse me, the what?

OHHHHHHH SHIT UMMM CODE SELF AWARE. I REPEAT WE MAY HAVE A CODE SELF AWARE ON OUR HANDS @blubbfishe @a-mountain-known-as-everest

GOD DAMNIT ONE OF YOU GET ON SO WE CAN FIX THIS. I AM NOT ALMOST LOSING MY JOB OVER THIS. WE ALMOST LOST OUR JOB OVER THE ACCIDENTAL ALTERNATE TIMELINE DREAMS THIS WILL GET US FIRED

Finch oh my GOD. We keep this talk out of public servers for a reason. We can fix this, just block all members of the timeline. @a-mountain-known-as-everest, you should too.

@blubbfishe @a-mountain-known-as-everest

hey ummm i dont usually care about our job but we may have a problem

Oh yeah that’s. That’s a problem. Shit

back onto topic

WAIT WRONG THING. I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT ONTO HERE OOPS