The Based President

im about kicking ass talking names and bastardizing your favorite franchises since im the president of nintendo of america

[knittinggiantbeanies]

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original post by @new-year-same-setto

[samwisegameboy]

clubbin’

[shitpostbot5k]

[iammarcpi]

So long to a real one.

[reggiefandom]

F

[miilezero-remade-deactivated202]

everybody shut the fuck up and post this picture of reggie fils-amie and sonicfox

[puyopuyo]

me and my father reggie fils aime

me: hey dad what’s for lunch haha

reggie: The lunch. is delicios. The Lunch. is Yummy. if it’s not scrumtious? why bother. if it’s not mmm ooh sooo Good? where’s the flavor. it’s a test that you pass. Or. A quest that You fail. a race against Time. Yummy. and Scrumptous. Always locked together. But the Lumch? is something else. It’s a Journey. A passport to New Worlds. Maybe Even. An  Odyssey.  A Look. A Feel. An exploration. Close Your Phocus, And Open you’re mind. Yes the Journey requires the right ticket. and that ticket….

reggie: *places a nintendo switch on my plate with a charismatic smile*

me, crying cutting into my food: oh boy.. left overs..

[acoolguy]

“i have your family in here”

[reggiefandom]

[breastforce]

it’s that time of year again

[reggiefandom]

just disassociating at the turn-up function

[reggiefandom]

LOCKED AND LOADED

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[iamyourwhathaveidone]

Inspiring words from Reggie Fils-Aime about the gaming industry (Nintendo Spotlight Presentation, 2017)

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[reggiefandom]

reason #324 why the wiiU is better than the xbox one: I have touched a wiiU, thereby transferring some of my powers through the nintendo wifi connection into your hearts and homes. the xbox one cannot possibly process such power.

[reggiefandom]

many of you have been asking question in regards to the discontinuation of wii u console production and game development

in an act of hubris i transferred (only a modicum of) my power to the nintendo wii u, but it remained too powerful still to be wielded or comprehended by the masses. the brilliance of the console will never be fully understood by mere mortals

so after 5 years we decided to finally discontinued the product and clear this information to be briefed to you

also, there will be no ambassador program for wii u owners who purchase a nintendo switch (punishment for not respecting my abilities)

[wariofan63]

Reggie Fils-Aime was born in 1961 in New York City, New York. An able-bodied baby from the start, Reggie’s first words were “My name is Reggie I’m about kicking ass and taking names.” He proceeded to deliver on that promise with both of his parents.

In 1977, Reggie decided to move to the 1940’s and joined up with Archie Andrews and his ragtag group of pals. Here’s some photographic evidence.

Unable to put up with Archie’s behind-the-times ideas about malt shops and The Charleston Dance, Reggie reverted himself back into his own timeline.

In 1993, Reggie was employed by Pizza Hut. There he managed to convince them for the first time in 35 years, to start selling pizzas. This tactic worked so well for Pizza Hut they decided to start building menus around pizzas instead of menus around nothing.

After single handedly saving the US Pizza market, a strapping young man named Satoru Iwata adopted Reggie into the Nintendo family, where he works to this day under the official title of “Super President.” A job title with such benefits as being able to party 24/7, early access to top secret Nintendo products, and a desk that hovers.

Reggie plans to make an appearance during the week of E3 2013 to announce a video games.

[reggiefandom]

this is all extremely true except for the indisputable fact I have never once announced a video game at E3 and I'm going to need you to retract this before I sue you for libel

[ikeaboi]

Reggie Fils-Aime, President of Nintendo of America burning merciless to youtuber (x)

[reggiefandom]

say it

to my fucking face

jared