Jeff "the Funk" Andonuts

"Your blog has no fucking consistency."

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[chickensnack]

here you go

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Why don’t you all lay off the tumblr for a while. Learn to be a. Little more “Humblr”.

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Sometimes you have to give yourself the thumbs up

[brunz]

you guys remember this shit or what

[psychotictea]

Heritage

[nobodytheelf]

Zelda au concept sketches I had laying around.

-Lisbeth 

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Hi all, it’s me, the guy who made Crash Bandicoot in Bloodborne a couple years ago. Just stopping by to give you my newest horror: Professor Layton in Bloodborne. For when picarats just aren’t cutting it anymore.

“Critical thinking is the key to unlocking the eldritch Truth.”

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Allo

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My boy Miyazaki won something

[samwisegameboy]

Virgin kojima: hypes up his game and new company for years, constantly taking pics with his celebrity crushes, puts his name in the credits seven times, reminds everyone to vote for him for goty. Still loses

Chad miyazaki: hides from cameras, refuses to talk about his personal life, doesn’t even have a social media account, played one video game in his entire life and decided he would become a game director. Win

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[tailung]

[teenboystuff]

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

[anzozi-everywhere]

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

[galaxianbitch]

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

[angrynebula]

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

[aimmyarrowshigh]

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

[whilereadingandwalking]

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

[samwisegameboy]

I can be off Tumblr for three years and y’all still talking about Holes

[certainwoman]

[allthingseurope]

Wawel Castle, Krakow, Poland (by Hans Permana)

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