tannertan36
One Nice Bug Per Day
EXPECTATIONS
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
ojovivo
shark vs the universe
𓃗
Kiana Khansmith
The Bowery Presents
izzy's playlists!
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
No title available
h
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Kenya
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Belgium
@reggies-zine
The Alt-J Zine
Issue #13 Monday, Sept 21 - Sunday, Sept 27, 2015
Editor's Note
Shout out to Julie Lin '17 for correctly guessing all of the Zine committee members respective license attributes.
Shout out to Bridget Lavin '18 for being the most wrong in her guess.
We applaud her tenacity and courage
Health Updates
Kelsey is feeling sick from eating too many Keebler cookies
Russell is starting to come down with a cold
Reina has been very groggy all week
Richard's neck and back hurt
Ben's knees have stopped clacking as much
Regular Updates
On Monday, it was the birthday of Irene Lin '17
Celebrations are in order
"It was fun" (Glick, 2015)
"It was Russell" (Weinstock, very tired, 2015)
Kelsey, Ben, and Maggie Stoyantcheva '17 went to Hannaford to get a cake
Russell and Kelsey wrote their Japanese papers
Russell met with Mike Verostek '16, a writing center tutor
"Why am I reading a Japanese culture paper?" (Verostek, 2015)
Kelsey wrote half her paper and then went to bed
On Tuesday, Russell attended a second writing center appointment with Mike Verostek '16
"Why are you back here?" (Verostek, 2015)
"I thought it'd be funny" (Glick, 2015)
Russell started connecting with compsci sophomores
(i.e. Sam "Skippy" Pastoure '18)
Rich went climbing in Little Falls
At dinner, Russell, Reina, Kelsey, Mikey Antoniv '17, and Emily Sears '17 discovered that Marta had been responsible for the mysterious eggplant that was found in Mikey's bag during Compilers on Monday
Marta laughed hysterically for approximately 10 minutes
On Wednesday, Reina, Russell, and Kelsey awkwardly left Programming Challenges early
This was probably a relief to Harry Lee '16
Reina had been haranguing him with memes he didn't know
They ran around the Science Center trying to find Maggie and Ben, who were supposed to be driving them to North Lot
Russell, Reina, Ben, Maggie, and Kelsey made the trek to Rochester, NY to see Alt-J on their Fall This Is All Yours Tour
It was really good
Congratulations are in order
Well done Alt-J
The light display was really cool
The crowd was cheering too loudly and they had heavy English accents so no one could understand them when they spoke
They left and tried to find a 24-hr Dunkin Donuts to recharge
The Dunkin they went to was incorrectly labelled as 24-hr on the Dunkin website
They sadly left and stopped at the nearest rest area on the Thruway
Some random old man whispered to Reina and Kelsey as they looked for water bottles
"Beautiful girls. Beautiful girls. What are you doing here?" (Some creepy old man, 2015).
Reina gave him a nasty look and he left
They parked in North Lot and walked back after dropping off Russell at KJ Circle
Some random guy was walking towards them at an odd elevation so he looked weirdly short
It freaked Kelsey out and she crossed the street
On Thursday, Russell and Kelsey met with Kwasi Amoako '18 and their professor to discuss their papers
Their professor said that none of them had theses
She suggested they all try to read and understand the sources they used
Reina made frozen Oreo pies
On Friday, Reina, Russell, Ben, Rich, and other fellow compsci students attended the CSBBQ at the Babbitt Pavilion
Ryan Woo '17 was a good grill man
Reina's pies were great
An alum that now works at IBM, Andy Bradfield '98, attended
Apparently Professor Bailey used to be worse
He got really drunk and gave everybody increasingly mediocre life advice as the night wore on
He thought Kat Fuzesi '17 and Ben were dating
"Remember, 70 percent" (Bradfield, referencing the stat that 70% of Hamilton alums in the 90s married other Hamilton alums, 2015)
Russell drove Mikey to the train station
They talked about future Denmark plans
Rich and Michael Pellicane '16 went to Mitsuba
Rich got Katsu Don and Michael got an Awesome Roll
The waitresses spoke Chinese to each other, which made Michael suspicious of the authenticity of Mitsuba
Reina went on the ITS Help Desk crawl
Rich had his shift at the ITS Help Desk
The crawl visited Rich in the library
Russell went to Jungle Juice to visit Julie Lin '17 and Kelly Manhart '17
When he arrived at Bundy dining hall, they were already leaving, as were Irene and Jean Shim '17
They talked outside for a while and then left
Russell never actually made it inside the building
Russell was visited by Jeff Sobotko '14 and Greg Scott '14, two of his idols
At 10pm, Reina returned from her crawl and suggested they attend Diner B
She was under the impression that it was already midnight
She promptly fell asleep and they did not go to Diner B
On Saturday, Rich, Russell, and Maggie watched part of the football game
Russell explained the rules to Maggie
Reina, Russell, and Kelsey went to Target
They tried on a lot of too-small children's costumes
They also made a pitstop at B&N to get Starbucks
Reina got an iced Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL) and was embarrassed
They found coding books for kids
They saw Ben Wesley '16, who was looking for a book for one of his classes
Reina, Russell, Kelsey, Ben, and Brian Burns '17 went to see Magic Mike XXL
Alex Dennis '18 and Emily Sears '17 joined them
It was truly a cinematic masterpiece
"This is a movie about brotherhood" (Burns, 2015)
"Unreal" (Kotlove, 2015)
Rich successfully managed to convince Bridget Lavin '18 and Olivia Hack '18 that his dayQuil was PCP in KJ 104
Reina, Ben, and Kelsey went to Irene's room
They ran into Aaron Collins '19 on the way there
They somehow talked to him for a full half an hour
They hung out with Irene, Kelsey Crane '17, and Tulia Day '18 for a while
They went to Milbank 27 with Irene, Kelsey, and Tulia
After a bit, they went to find Russell
He was not in his room
Ishaq Pathan '16 knocked for them and then pointed them towards Suite 38
At Suite 38, Sam Kotlove '16 pointed them towards Suite 23
They talked to Adam Daniere '16 for a bit and then followed everyone in Suite 38 as they went to 23
When they got to 23, they grabbed Russell and returned to Suite 38
It was empty
They hosted a gathering
Rich and Addie Black '17 came
They played "Pony" by Ginuwine on someone's really loud speakers
Kelsey visited Russell's room and documented things she found interesting before her phone died
Kelsey, Reina, Russell, and Ben went to the Hub for KDO's middle school dance party
Irene tried to hula hoop
On Sunday, Kelsey went to her aunt's house for her cousin Evan's 9th birthday party
She gave each of her cousins a surprise Minion toy
Russell, Reina, Irene, and Jean attended the Mid-Autumn Festival in Sadove
Russell didn't realize it was an Asian festival until he got there
Rich, Ben, Reina, Russell, Ryan Woo '17, and Eric Collins '17 watched the lunar eclipse in SCCT-2017 with all the lights off
After TA hours, Emily and Kelsey fumbled around 2017 in the dark until they found everyone huddled in the corner
Ben got his first follower than he doesn't already know
Congratulations are in order
Well done
Zine Goes Abroad
Linnea made it to Rome on Thursday
She is currently on her way to Florence
Jason went to Palestine
Only one IDF soldier thought Jason was Palestinian and asked for his papers during his stay
Jason met a Jewish person for the first time in the middle east when he was in Hebron
The meeting reminded him of life in New Jersey
Looking to the Future
The visits of Gipper Gailor '15 (to Hamilton College and Denmark)
The Nic Cage Party
Halloween
Hogwarts at Hamilton
Fruit of the Doom group costume
Blasts from the Past
In fifth grade, Richard had to go through a simulation of immigrating through Ellis Island
He was given a role as a Polish inventor and had to go through a rigorous series of tests to see if he would have successfully made it to America
When pressed by his writing-teacher-turned-corrupt-immigration-official as to what he had previously invented, Richard only managed to stammer, "The Spork"
He managed to make it work and was one of the 10% of his grade that managed to make it to America
In ninth grade, Ben's teacher had to attend a faculty meeting so she put on a movie adaptation of Macbeth for the class to watch
At the very beginning of the film, the words "A Hugh Hefner Production" emerged from the fog
They quickly realized that she had accidentally put on a porn adaptation of Macbeth
Last Spring, Kelsey, Reina, and Ben became addicted to the game Cookie Clicker
They legitimately neglected their work and responsibilities to click a cookie for hours on end
Reina ran C-Cleaner on her computer and cleared her browser's cookies
She lost all progress on Cookie Clicker and stopped playing
Soon after, the same horrors befell Kelsey
During his senior year, Russell was a popular prop in his AP Euro class
The first time Mr. Marr used Russell as a prop, Russell served as the victim of a vicious stabbing
The second time, Mr. Marr informed Russell at the beginning of the class that upon hearing the word "Beatles", he was to scream loudly and fangirl as hard as he could
Mr. Marr told Russell afterwards that his screaming wasn't loud enough
The Big Picture
The cake that The Zine Committee presented to Irene in honor of her birthday,
The What Are Those Zine
Issue #12 (Monday, Sept 14 - Sunday, Sept 20, 2015)
Health Updates
Kelsey is really tired and wants to go to bed
Ben has been making a lot of strange noises today
They are voluntary and yet somehow involuntary
Russell feels like he's running out of time
Reina is feeling very stressed
Rich definitely doesn't have pink eye
Noice
Regular Updates
On Monday, Russell, Rich, Reina, Ben, Eric, Victoria Lin '15 went to the Cider Mill for donuts
All said a tearful goodbye to Victoria
Rich, Michael Pellicane '16, Bridget Lavin '18, and Emily Warshauer '17 suffered through studying in KJ on a Monday night
Russell and Kelsey achieved 💯 fire on Snapchat
They have somehow maintained this even with Russell's phone breaking
Russell and Josue Velasquez '17 picked up Mikey Antoniv '17 from the train station
They almost got shot in Utica after a wrong turn
They got dinner at Five Guys
Josue made great use of the Coke Freestyle machine by getting Hi-C
"The C isn't the only thing that's high" (Antoniv, 2015)
"Let's hotbox jitney #420 and go to Chuck E Cheese" (Antoniv, 2015)
Kelsey and Maya Montgomery '18 exchanged terrible photos of Eric Collins '17
On Tuesday, Snapchat released an update which included selfie filters that act similar to Apple's PhotoBooth
"Unreal" (Kotlove, 2015)
At pub lunch, Mikey disclosed that he had ordered Massage Oil for "sore muscles"
All were sad to see Emily Warshauer '17 go
She will be missed :'(
Her train was delayed by only 30 minutes
Congratulations are in order
Well done Amtrak
Kelsey, Ben, Rich, and Russell tried to play Badminton in the Alumni Gym again
There heard loud basketball-like sounds emanating from the gym
They left
On Wednesday, Kelsey and Ryan Woo '17 were on a programming team with Shirley Wang '16
It was hella chill
Russell, Kat Fuzesi '17, Alex Dennis '18 participated on a team together
Russell's first time not in last place!
Congratulations are in order
Well done
Russell, Kelsey, and Eric Collins '17 met with their Japanese Studies professor about their first writing exercise
Prof Omori told Kelsey that she assumed she was unfamiliar with thesis statements since she is a computer science major
All of the meetings were uncomfortable
On Thursday, Russell and Kelsey helped Ryan Koven '16 decide whether to go to class on Friday
Russell activated his phone
He is glad to be reconnected with the world
Ben said nutmeg at 6:51PM
Kelsey thought of Jason
Everyone enjoyed Angel Nieves' email in which he mercilessly dragged The Spectator for mixing up news from two years ago with an event from a few days ago
On Friday, Kelsey was surprised to see Ryan Koven '16 had decided to attend class
Mikey and Russell played 6 holes on the golf course
Mikey showed great progress with the 9-iron
He was shirtless for no apparent reason
Rich and Maggie Stoyantcheva '17 went to Café Tram for dinner
So local
Kelsey, Ben, Reina, Russell, Rich, and Maggie attended a party for the birthday party of Irene Lin '17
The theme was "What are Thoooose?!"
Everyone wore socks and sandals
It was held in Suite 29, home of Irene, Mikey, Emily Sears '17, and Katherine Droppa '16
Jean Shim was integral in keeping the party a secret
Maggie ruined the secret
Kelsey and Ben both stepped on Russell's feet
He's learned to love this
Irene took Kelsey to see the Yu-gi-oh cards in the Sig suite
"When you darude too hard" (Weinstock, 2015)
Brian Burns '17 gave his obligatory performance of Mr. Brightside
Everyone screamed and stomped along
On Saturday, Reina, Kelsey, Irene, and Maggie went on a field trip to Seneca Falls sponsored by the Womyn's Center
They visited the Women's Rights National Historic Park and the National Abolition Hall of Fame
They learned a lot about Gerrit Smith, Class of 1818, a truly awesome philanthropist and abolitionist
They took some selfies with a statue of Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Even though "Get Low" was played twice at Irene's party, Rich did not wake up with his legs hurting
Rich, Russell, Sam Kotlove '16, and Coo Wyckoff '17 played DotA2 together
Their fifth teammate, some asshole named Sandking,was a total n00b and ruined their game
Coo tried to report him
Kelsey, Reina, Russell, Ben, Rich, Maggie, Irene, and Jean Shim '17 watched "Ex Machina" and "The Thief and the Cobbler"
"Ex Machina" was another movie by people scared of AI
It was weird and awesome though
On Sunday, Russell was disappointed by the Giants
"They just gave the game away" (Glick, 2015, sadly hanging his head)
Kelsey, Emily Sears, and Adrienne Earhart '16 suffered through the busiest Sunday TA hours of this year
Rich had his first radio show of the semester
He only played one Arcade Fire song
"#restraint" (Wenner, Steam Message, 2015)
Zine Goes Abroad
Jason got stuck in a conversation with strangers at a bar
His worst fear come to life
Jason visited Petra
He lost wifi access for 33 hours
Russell thought he may have died
Linnea made it to Oslo, Norway
Looking to the Future
The Alt-J concert this week
The Nic Cage party
Blasts from the Past
When Reina was 2 years old, she would jump into the deep end of her pool when no one was there
"You would try to paddle yourself to the edge of the pool like a dog!" (Cindy Weinstock, 2015)
Her mom had to pull her out many a time
She is lucky to be alive
Once when Kelsey (3 yrs old) was at preschool, her mom, Kim, got a haircut
When Kim was buckling her into her car seat, Kelsey noticed the haircut and Kim asked if she liked it
Kelsey said no, "but it's ok mommy, when we get home I'll get my brush and fix it for you" (Babcock, 1998, probably)
When Russell was a wee toddler, he watched Disney's Alice in Wonderland for the first time
Russell freaked out when the Cheshire Cat disappeared in the forest, leaving just his huge grin
He refused to watch it until last year, when he finally conquered his fear
When Ben was about 5 years old,his cousin tried to teach him how to skateboard
He fell off immediately after stepping on the board and bruised her tailbone
He had to sit on an inflatable tube for a week because it hurt so badly
In 2nd grade, Rich was put in an advanced writing class where they wrote stories
The teachers loved his first story so much that he wrote 40 chapters of it
But his second novel was so disturbing that he was kicked out of the class and they had to speak to his parents
The Big Picture
Some of the many snapchats sent using Snapchat’s new selfie filters
The Library Zine
Issue #11 - Monday, Sept 7 - Sunday, Sept 13, 2015
Editor's Note
The first rule of The Zine is we don't talk about The Zine
Health Updates
Reina is feeling confused
Kelsey got the results of her biopsy
She's fine
Russell is feeling secluded from the world
Hopefully his replacement phone will arrive soon
If he ever remembers to actually order it
Ben's knees keep clacking
This may have always been the case?
Rich might have pink eye
He is feeling hopeful
Regular Updates
Throughout the week, Rich reflected fondly on last week's visit by Ben Schafer '17
He is warmed by nostalgic memories of pillow talk
On Monday, Reina, Kelsey, and Ben took a Blog Alignment Quiz
Reina and Kelsey both got Neutral Shitposter
Ben got True Neutral
Kelsey forgot it was labor day and went to work
She realized it was labor day when she got to work and the door was locked
Russell forgot it was labor day and went to the mail center for a package
He realized it was labor day after his second trip
At dinner, Rich and Kelsey tried one of the sip flavors, apple-lemon-lime, and found that it was delicious
They gave everyone a taste
Brian Burns '17 went to get some and accidentally got a paper cup full of a the sweet potato-apple-cinnamon flavor sip
He immediately threw out the whole thing
Russell ate alone for the first time this year when he forgot that McEwen was the plan
Ben finally got a Ben sticker
Congratulations are in order
Well done
On Tuesday, Russell spilled ketchup on both his head and shoes
He somehow avoided spilling ketchup on his clothing
?????
Reina and Lyndsay Labarge '17 licked Lyndsay's himalayan salt lamp to test its authenticity
It checks out
Reina, Kelsey, Russell, Rich, Maggie Stoyantcheva '17, Brian Burns '17, Michael Pellicane '16, and Bridget Lavin '18 participated in Trivia Night
Rich, Michael, and Bridget formed the team "Third Wheel"
Reina, Kelsey, Russell, Maggie, and Brian formed "Bees?!"
Third Wheel got a shout out for their answer to the question "Who is the only defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy?"
They guessed Nancy Thompson
On Wednesday, Russell, Rich, and Marta Antoniv '17 participated in a photo shoot for Mikey's photo class
Russell and Sam Kotlove '16 discussed Sam's future talk show
Sam insisted that Jason would be his first guest
On Thursday, Russell, Ben and Kelsey went to the gym
Kelsey and Russell went climbing and ran into Rich
World-class belayer Ben Wesley '16 cheered them on
They all waved to Ben, on a treadmill
Russell shattered his phone screen into oblivion
Russell and Kelsey studied in the library and got a ton of work done
They stayed late and saw the inhabitants of the all-night reading room become trapped like animals
On Friday, Kelsey went to her car class with Ryan Woo '17 and Coo Wyckoff '17
Rich, Ben, Russell, and Mikey attended a DKE pledge event
Ben missed the choir party by two suites
Rich, Reina, Ben, Kelsey, Russell, and Maggie attended a party in Babbitt 29
Mikey, Irene Lin '17, Jean Shim '17, Katherine Droppa '16, Michael Pellicane '16, Emily Sears '17, and Josue Velasquez '17 and many others were there
There were also some random freshman that no one seemed to know
Victoria Lin '15 made a brief appearance
Ben imitated John McCain
Rich sneakypooed Mikey
Maggie made obscene gestures at Kelsey
Rich repped Sig
"Fuck you ebola, I'm eastern european" (Stoyantcheva, 2015)
Mikey showed everyone his cookie monster cycling shirt
On Saturday, Kelsey and Russell went to the Verizon store to see what they could do about Russell's shattered phone screen
They were unhelpful
Jean wowed Rich during her and Irene's WHCL interview with a brilliant answer to the question "Quinoa: just a fad or here to stay?"
Russell, Ben, Reina, Kelsey, Maggie, Michael Pellicane '16 and Bridget Lavin '18 went to Wendy's for dinner
They were confused by the current state of Nickelodeon
They then closed out the library
They returned to Kirkland and watched National Treasure
On Sunday, Russell and Kelsey returned to the Verizon store
They were slightly less unhelpful
Kelsey drove Mikey to the Bus station for his quick trip home
Mikey gave her a box of truffles as a thank you
It was discovered that Russell is unable to flare his nostrils
Zine Goes Abroad
Jason was trapped inside during a sandstorm
Linnea discovered A Fifty Shades of Grey game in Danish
Jason was pleased that his freshman year roommate snapped him