Alex

Sometimes that’s just the way the coochie crumbles.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

[shane-actually]

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

[antpenis]

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

[chancellorxofxtrash]

"can't believe Hungary is celebrating a centrist-conservative" low-key choke on your tongue, you have no idea about what the status of the left here is (non fucking existent for complicated reasons) so yes, we will take one fucking step back towards the center after a far-right asshole, thanks!!!!!!!

[anne-is-confused]

"there's no left-wing party in the hungarian parliament" okay so we didn't have a minister of health. did you know that? no minister of education either. since 2010, yeah. we have, like, maybe three independent press outlets. they've continuously extended the emergency rule of law thats been in effect since 2020, allowing orbán to rule by decree. if he had won again we would have been kicked out of the eu and the country's already struggling economy would have collapsed like a house of cards. i can empathize with my fellow hungarians having mixed feelings about a right leaning centrist with allegations of dv still hanging over his head but everyone else should shut up foreverrrr

[ridiculus-mus]

Sorry for dragging your tags out in the open, but as a Hungarian, what you just said is extremely important! There is a US cultural hegemony in the world and when young Hungarian leftists start to speak about Hungarian politics as if it were the same as US politics that's a frightening experience. Performative activism, the role of victimhood and the látványos jóemberkedés will get us nowhere, we actually have to stand up for ourselves and put the work in, both in Hungary and in the US.

[catchymemes]

[bl1tzkr136fr1tz-62nd-attempt]

[niceferatu]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[niceferatu]

Its sebulba yeah

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[classicfilmpunk]

Sex and the City / Season 4 Episode 14

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[oak23]

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

[oak23]

How can you read "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" as a closeted teenager and not be changed on an atomic level because of it

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[what-even-is-thiss]

Obviously as a gay Lutheran I don’t agree with Mr. the pope on a lot of things but I think it’s wild when he’s like “be nice and don’t be fascist” and then conservative Catholics get mad at him. Like bro that’s your boss, basically your king, and he’s just telling you to be nice to people and don’t be a nazi. If thats offensive I think you might need to do some reflection.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Why do you as a Lutheran have disagreements with the pope?

[what-even-is-thiss]

*looks directly into the camera with the most tired expression you’ve ever seen*

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[academicblorbo]

Yeah this "love language is what you were deprived" take is a tiktok-pseudo psychology bullshit and we are more complex than th- wait what was that again

[gaytotodile]

i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

You can get the same sensation by sucking a hotdog warmed in a microwave for 15 seconds

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[sparkga]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I've seen some of the men you all date. The smell will be the same.

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

[bonersniper]

Tumblr anthropology would have us examine how this is reflective of the gen 1 vs gen 2 Pokemon schism of 2021. As you can see, the gen 2 gaytotodile survived the encounter while the gen 1 squirtle-daddy was voted out and blasted off again to a new social media pasture

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.