Beckie

always up for a chat so message me. This was a page about Lana Parrilla and Swanqueen, but now it's that plus a bunch of shit I decided to reblog plus other fandoms, you're welcome.

[blackpinkot4always]

I like to call it a second chance

[et-sq]

“Dance with me.” “But everyone is looking…” “Let them stare.”

[an-idiot-but-a-bit-more-refined]

Forever fucking me up

[lertheblur]

funny how black mirror, a show where nothing good has ever happened to anyone, ever, can give lesbians a happy ending when literally no other show is able to do so

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

[dancinbutterfly]

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

[cartoonology]

do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do

[stilinskis]

#the trash can

[mandy-musgrave]

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[shetheysports]

Wow, 3 days dead really does a lot to your figure…

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[anniemunchkins]

[queenofallswans]

[i-was-always-the-queen]

The beauty of the Queen

Regina Mills: Face Appreciation —> 307/∞

[everything-mad-and-sad]

A teacher crush poem:

roses are red

violets are blue

I want to fuck my teacher-

what about you?

[secretsliesfantasies]

[justanoutlawfic]

Regina flinching when people invade her space without permission always makes my heart hurt.

[secretsliesfantasies]

Everytime….

[secretsliesfantasies]

I would let Lana Parrilla [redacted] my [redacted]

[secretsliesfantasies]

[melitasky]