This place may actually be worse than Black Mesa...
After the events of Black Mesa and Chuck E Cheese and the Theatre, the Science Team finds themselves relocated and now living in this strange place with an infinite elevator. Probably complimentary from Mr Coolatta, because it'd be hard to readjust to society. Then again adjusting to this place is just as hard in theory. Oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained!
Hey! This is an RP/ask blog featuring a hlvrai + regretevator au that I made up because I thought it would be funny and got attached.
This blog features Gordon Freeman, Joshua Freeman, Benrey, Dr Bubby, Dr Coomer, and Tommy Coolatta. It'll be both text and art based, anyways more lore + designs will be under the cut.
So here we have our dubiously human cast, I hope you guys like the designs I crafted with my gnoggin. Also there definitely isn't already plotted out shops (lying) so look forward to those. Anyways,
They all live on a floor called Gordon's Apartment, but mechanic wise only Gordon, Joshua, and Benrey would actually "spawn" on this floor. Coomer, Bubby, and Tommy would spawn on the Testing Chamber floor, which would just look like a laboratory.
Gordon (He/Him) is a panicked and nervous person, he's very protective of the science team but more specifically he's protective of his son Joshua. He is not trusting at all, but despite this he rambles a lot. He's also the defacto leader of sorts, mostly because while everyone else is committing shenanigans he acts as a straight man.
Joshua (He/It) is just a chaotic kid. He loves his dad and new family but he can and will get into trouble. He loves farms and cashews, and likes making a loud foghorn sound. He gets his talkative nature from his dad, obviously.
Benrey (He/It/They) is an unbothered kind of thing. He rarely makes sense, and still acts like some sort of security guard. Usually by asking people if they have their passport, and abuses their Black Mesa Sweet Voice™ to influence people. Usually just calm them down.
Bubby (He/It) is a hot headed scientist. He's incredibly self-centered but in a "I'm the smartest in the room and the best" way, despite this he's not actually extremely confident and second guesses himself a comedic amount. Also a bit of a coward, but we love him.
Dr Coomer (He/Him) is a jovial scientist who also acts a bit like a tutorial NPC. He repeats himself often, and talks about game mechanics that do not exist. He also loves violence and will take any chance to punch someone and get into a good tustle. Sometimes, though, you can see something beneath the surface.
Tommy (He/Any) is a "naive" scientist. He is actually pretty smart under the surface, he just isn't good at articulating himself. He is pretty by the books, but also not, he's a walking contradiction sometimes. He's also pretty cheerful, and does not know how to handle emotions so he's a bit awkward too.
Well that's all the characters. I'll see you all in the inbox! Hopefully. Please interact I'm mentally ill and I like rping with other people's characters and OCS please please /silly
I made a hlvrai + regretevator crossover blog and I'm absolutely obsessed with it even if it doesn't get many asks because putting those lil ai freaks in regretevator fits hilariously well and I want Bubby to set Mannequin Mark on fire solely for the humor of it. -💻🟢🔵
I love doing goofy lil doodles, so enjoy these ones I've made. A few hcs about my au under the cut too
Sunkist does exist in this au and she fucking hates and loves unpleasant. He's her favorite chew toy
As seen above Bubby cannot be trusted around mark solely because given the chance Bubby would set him on fire immediately. Bubby in general should not be trusted around other NPCs he sets shit on fire all the time.
Wallter (and Spud) would be the only people Gordon would actively talk to and consider himself "friends" with. He likes Wallter's general compassion and enjoys Spud's simplicity. Yes this means Gordon would probably gun down Gnarpy but uhhhh don't worry about it.
Gordon would either be afraid of unpleasant or completely indifferent about them no in-between
Benrey would in fact abuse their sweet voice all of the time. Especially to fuck with people. He'd probably shoot pest with blue sweet voice all the time just to calm him down (and then after a bit get absolutely decked by pest)
Coomer would try to suplex MR. He just would.
Tommy would see prototype trying to gather information and proceed to infodump to them about OSHA and its regulations.
Bive would fucking hate the science team they are so strange and came out of nowhere and obviously spying on her and are part of the clown militia (they are not, and Coomer would try to reassure her but then the Hello Gordon! Kicks in and freaks her out even more I'm so sorry girly)
There is a (chat driven) child. In the elevator. What is it up to? No one knows. (Holy moly!?! Two of my favorite fandoms?!?! Mashed together?!?! Yess.)
[I am looking for a FARM!!]
[Maybe I'll even play cowboys too.]
[My daddy doesn't know I'm here tho, he doesn't like the elevator I think]
[So you better not *FOG HORN SFX* snitch on me]
[If you do I'll send so many images to your FAX!!]
