Hi. Welcome I guess.

I made a masterlist, my dudes! I can figure out how to put a hyperlink in my bio tho so https://regretthatsme.tumblr.com/post/647324457537503232/harry-potter

[regretthatsme]

I do not support J K Rowling.

She just wrote a bunch of hot ass fictional men and I need someone to rail me.

[paintedcrows]

They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)

[regretthatsme]

I fucking love Hatsune Miku

[regretthatsme]

Hey loser I found this on your blog

Why is God advertising through you

Why is God advertising on tumblr at all? We are all the worst kind of degenerates and we're all going straight to hell when we die.

But to answer your question, God lost a bet so he was contractually obligated to advertise on my blog.

[regretthatsme]

Just out of curiosity, how would someone explain to their boyfriend they used to write Harry Potter smut on their Tumblr blog and currently use Tumblr to simp for men I will never ever meet

An answer as soon as possible would be greatly appreciated

[regretthatsme]

Update we broke up because I was too much of a theater nerd. Close one 😉🤐🥲

[serendipity8832]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I write fanfic on company time

[regretthatsme]

Bitch ur not even employed

[fialovart]

─── ･｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ.───

ko-fi | twitter | instagram | second tumblr

[regretthatsme]

*coconut mall intensifies*

[regretthatsme]

Just out of curiosity, how would someone explain to their boyfriend they used to write Harry Potter smut on their Tumblr blog and currently use Tumblr to simp for men I will never ever meet

An answer as soon as possible would be greatly appreciated

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[universeofmemes]

[regretthatsme]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I try to monetize it as much as possible. Go on Oprah, Jimmy Fallon, whoever else. Start to get brand deal on Instagram and the like. Once I am rich beyond belief, start becoming a politician. Run for president, win, and eventually abolish the state as a whole and become a communist country.

[neil-gaiman]

Is the cat in Coraline secretly you??👀

Everybody in Coraline is secretly me.

[regretthatsme]

I am so sorry that I haven't uploaded anything I like 80 years. I have 5 wip and I can't decide which one I want to work on

[regretthatsme]

You ever wanna eat the rich but u can't because "cannibalism is looked down upon" or whatever?

[regretthatsme]

Who is excited for political arguments over dinner with the family?

[regretthatsme]

For the record, people who think that Draco is a kinky top are incorrect. He is the most vanilla bottom you can think of.

[regretthatsme]

The fact that there is a niche for CNN newscasters on this app makes me deeply uncomfortable, but at the same time extremely fascinated

[regretthatsme]

U ever forget u have wattpad and then all of a sudden you get 5 notifications about newly released werewolf erotica?