Everyones (least) Favourite Bitch

[PKMN IRL BLOG]

[shattered-sunrise]

Yo, Oriens, Saviour and doom of Hisui. Just a girl <3 built different and psychotic. Here to curse you all with my presence.

All of that mail shit is on btw.

Holy shit okay,

TWs: Violence, Pokémon violence, death, mentioned gore, threats.

Please don’t interact with Oriens if you aren’t ready for her to be a rude/horrible and violent towards your character.

No NSFW.

[water-pokemon-depreciator]

I'm choosing to be homophobic. I hope you can all support me on my journey 💙

[shattered-sunrise]

Do you mean hydrophobic orrrrrr

[shattered-sunrise]

Throwing rocks at you, throwing rocks at you, throwing rocks at you, throwing rocks at you. Throwing rocks at you, throwing rocks at you.

[wishmaker-astra]

So, how's everyone doing this afternoon?

[shattered-sunrise]

Got called a Cryptid again and scared a bunch of strangers feeling good.

[wishmaker-astra]

Do you, like, work one of those places where individuals pay to get scared or...?

[shattered-sunrise]

Nope. I’m just spooky. People are scared of me, I really don’t mind. Kinda funny honestly. Also I don’t have a job.

[wishmaker-astra]

Well, hope you're getting enough resources and support system to meet your needs regardless.

[shattered-sunrise]

I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. Which is sad as fuck. Uh, You too Ms Astra. I guess.

[wishmaker-astra]

Of course. Have a good rest of your day.

[shattered-sunrise]

Yeah, you too.

[wishmaker-astra]

So, how's everyone doing this afternoon?

[shattered-sunrise]

Got called a Cryptid again and scared a bunch of strangers feeling good.

[wishmaker-astra]

Do you, like, work one of those places where individuals pay to get scared or...?

[shattered-sunrise]

Nope. I’m just spooky. People are scared of me, I really don’t mind. Kinda funny honestly. Also I don’t have a job.

[wishmaker-astra]

Well, hope you're getting enough resources and support system to meet your needs regardless.

[shattered-sunrise]

I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. Which is sad as fuck. Uh, You too Ms Astra. I guess.

[wishmaker-astra]

So, how's everyone doing this afternoon?

[shattered-sunrise]

Got called a Cryptid again and scared a bunch of strangers feeling good.

[wishmaker-astra]

Do you, like, work one of those places where individuals pay to get scared or...?

[shattered-sunrise]

Nope. I’m just spooky. People are scared of me, I really don’t mind. Kinda funny honestly. Also I don’t have a job.

[wishmaker-astra]

So, how's everyone doing this afternoon?

[shattered-sunrise]

Got called a Cryptid again and scared a bunch of strangers feeling good.

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Golly, we’re rapidly approaching spooky season, my darlings! I need to get my Halloween costume together! ✨💖

What are you all dressing as?

[shattered-sunrise]

A corpse

[israthebugspecialist]

omg same!!

[shattered-sunrise]

Eyyyyy corpse buddies, or something.

[israthebugspecialist]

...corpsies??

idunno i cant think of a good word

[shattered-sunrise]

Corpsies it is.

Idk either I’m not exactly a poet

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Golly, we’re rapidly approaching spooky season, my darlings! I need to get my Halloween costume together! ✨💖

What are you all dressing as?

[shattered-sunrise]

A corpse

[israthebugspecialist]

omg same!!

[shattered-sunrise]

Eyyyyy corpse buddies, or something.

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Golly, we’re rapidly approaching spooky season, my darlings! I need to get my Halloween costume together! ✨💖

What are you all dressing as?

[shattered-sunrise]

A corpse

[hulburyryversyde]

you ever have days off and you have no idea what to do with them

...day drinking anyone?

[shattered-sunrise]

Real as fuck, absolutely yes. Either that or finding something to fight.

[hulburyryversyde]

you get me ❤️

[shattered-sunrise]

<33333

[hulburyryversyde]

you ever have days off and you have no idea what to do with them

...day drinking anyone?

[shattered-sunrise]

Real as fuck, absolutely yes. Either that or finding something to fight.

[shattered-sunrise]

dude I am about to throw hands with someone, I do not need a stalker my godddd

[time-traveling-slime]

Only forty fucking minutes into looking around this route and I have already sparred with Terrakion and BEEN JUMPSCARED BY A FUCKING BLOND AGAIN

I also maybe broke his nose this time, just like his great grandpa. Sorry Colress.

[shattered-sunrise]

Man fuck blonds

[shattered-sunrise]

Sometimes I forget how fucking fragile mortal things are lmao

[shattered-sunrise]

Update: threw myself in the ocean, got picked up. I’m fine.

[shattered-sunrise]

🕯️Eos and Mene Kealoha

{ I’d kill them all for you two. I hope you grow up safe. }