[your phone buzzes with a text from me]
do u wanna come over? i have weed and snacks
Oh, fuck yeah.
[I head over, letting myself in]
Heyyyy~ im here to plunder your goods.
[im sprawled on my couch, my chair parked next to it, serving as a temporary table for several different snacks. i already seem a little high]
fuck yeah, man, i have so many goods to plunder, get over here.
[I snicker]
Do you expect me to clear all that off your chair for you when you need to take a piss?
[I sit next to you, cuddling close immediately]
What'd you take?
nah, i'll move it myself, i'm not helpless.
[i hand you a joint and a lighter, nuzzling into your neck]
i took an edible a little bit ago, but i got this for you, mr normal lungs.
[I light up, breathing deep]
Pffh- ghhk-
[I cough while laughing]
You have functional lungs, its just the rest of ya that's broken.
[I kiss your jaw, before taking another hit]
[i bite your shoulder through your shirt, making goofy growling noises]
arrrararar... i still have athsma, jackass, it just doesn't come up cause i'm not running or anything.
[i reach for an open bag of chips, placing one carefully on top of your head before eating a few]
[I snicker]
Hey-
[I take the chip off, popping it into my mouth]
Damn.. must suck to have weak little baby lungs..
[I take way too long of a rip to show off, proceeding to start coughing violently]
Hhweugh-
[i start cackling, laying back and just watching you struggle]
your fucking hubris got you, dude... you know where water is, go get a drink, you foolish, foolish man.
[I wheeze, grabbing lightly at your thigh]
Hhb-hhf- hholy ffuck dude-
[I head to the kitchen, downing a glass and groaning]
I feel like i just blew Satan, christ-
maybe you should try blowing the strong as fuck ice mummy to cool off!
[i wait for a second, before groaning and reaching towards you pathetically]
okay get more water and come back now i miss youuuuu....
[I refill my glass, settling back next to you and wrapping my arms around your midsection]
Now you're fucking trapped, dude. I trapped you.
aw, fuuck... i'm fucking trapped....
[i snuggle into your hold, not even trying a little bit to escape]
dude, how are you so cozy....
I got like... 80 pounds of comfy on just my torso alone. Every day.
[I kiss your head, humming happily]
You're such a cutie.
[i reach up and grab your face, pulling you into a proper kiss]
mmf- and you're stupidly hot, you know that?
[I grin, pushing back into the kiss]
Mmmfnh~♡ thats a heavy compliment coming from such a pretty thing..
hhah... yeah, well, it's true, so...
[i pull myself onto your lap, kissing you again]
hmmf-
[I hold you close, burying my face in your neck]
You're so comfy to hold...
[i coo, tilting my head aside for you and nuzzling into your neck]
mm, 'n you're comfy to get held by...
[I press kisses across your shoulder, humming happily]
I looove you~ pretty pretty spider boy...
mnn- hehe, i love you too...
[i return the favor, kissing lightly up and down your neck]
you're so soft, and warm...
mmhehe- mmhhg...
[I hug you tighter, gnawing gently at your skin]
Ggrrar.
mnh- hhah, hehe...
[i grab at your shirt, shifting on your lap slightly]
Mm.. want some skin?
[I move to pull my shirt off, nuzzling at you]
There you go, honey.
[my arms wrap around you, and i press as close as i can against you, continuing to scatter kisses over your neck]
mnf, yay... i really like your skin...












