Arwa Machine

ArwaMachine on AO3. Willing to die on the hill that is Johnlock. NSFW, like, as a person.

[arwamachine]

Multi-chapter fics:

Indefinite Lines: 298k, 62 ch. This. Fic. Has. Everything. (rated E)

To Stand Before the Storm: 130k, 21 ch. John and Sherlock on a case on a deserted Irish island, with nothing to do but face their feelings. (rated E)

Monsters in the Woods: 114k, 16 ch. 80s camp counselor horror movie AU. (rated E)

Swallow the Night: 87k, 15 ch. John's stag-do doesn't go as planned. Uh-oh. Much smut. Much angst. Much pining. (rated E)

So Grant Us All a Change of Heart: 83k, 5 ch. Christmas Carol fusion, but with more pain (rated E)

Matchmaking for Solitary Animals: 71k, 13 ch. Sherlock goes on dates. John is jealous. (rated E)

You Might Just as Well Be Blind: 56k, 12 ch. When a serial killer starts targeting couples, Sherlock and John do what they must. Fake relationship. Angst. Pining. Smut. BAMF!Hudders. (rated E)

Full Mount: 54k, 10 ch. Still angry after Sherlock's return from the dead, John joins an MMA gym to cope. Hurt/comfort. (rated E)

Sleepwalkers: 27k, 6 ch. Five times Sherlock and John share a bed after a near-death experience, and one time they share a bed for…other reasons. (rated E)

Sentient Creatures: 26k, 9 ch. Alt first meeting where everything is smutty beautiful and nobody is an idiot. (rated E)

An Elegant Solution: 19k, 3 ch. Sherlock is aroused by the idea of John with another man, but only if that man is Sherlock himself. Absolutely shameless smut. (rated E)

Incontrovertible Proof: 14k, 13 ch. John likes the purple shirt. Sherlock is determined to find out why. (rated T)

Oh How the Ghost of You Clings: 13k, 6 ch. Sherlock has been dead for over a year, and John fully intends to spend January 29th trying not to cry. The universe has a different plan. (rated T)

Single-chapter fics:

Winning the Goat: 17k. Domestic fluff. Slice of life. Smut. Parentlock. The Monty Hall problem. This fic will make you smile. (rated E)

Welcome Distractions: 14k. Sherlock gives John a call while he's away in Dublin. Steamy shenanigans ensue. (rated E)

Hypotheticals: 7k. John loves Sherlock. Sherlock has questions. (rated E)

Such a Clatter: 6k. The bed at mummy and father Holmes' house is far too loud for any proper fun, right? (rated E)

The Origin of a New Species: 4k. Sherlock is so bored he has devolved into a single-celled organism. John can help. (rated E)

[rednavi]

For dear agnesanutter

NSFW version~ Yeah~ XD

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[azertyrobaz]

Not anymore. They ruined it.

[luna-azzurra]

Not every scene deserves the same amount of page time. Sometimes you need to summarize three weeks in a sentence. Sometimes five minutes takes three chapters. Pacing is about emphasis. Slow down when emotions are high, when decisions matter, when everything could fall apart. Speed up through the boring necessary stuff. Your reader doesn't need to experience every meal and every conversation, just the ones that change something.

[reapersun]

get in there sherlock

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4156:

if you have to use ai, make sure you... wait a second. why do you have to use ai? what possible situation means you cannot write it yourself? is there a gun to your head? 'have to' use ai. that's a good one. fuck off

[slut-jpeg]

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

[arwamachine]

Prime started autoplaying Supernatural after the Good Omens 3 finale and it’s like, yeah…that makes perfect sense, actually

[arwamachine]

Oof magoof

[depsidase]

[raina-at]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson Additional Tags: Fix-It, Post-Reichenbach, Magical Realism, Crack Treated Seriously, Light Angst, Friends to Lovers, sex between consenting adults, Suicidal Ideation, discussion of suicide, Trigger Warning Suicidal Ideation Summary:

John has always been told, “Be careful what you wish for.” He never thought he’d be in a situation where he could test that saying. Let’s just say, the results are… mixed.

So remember a few weeks back when I posted about the Running up that Hill fic idea?

Tada! Here you go! 

Thanks so much @jrow for the beta, you’re a star!

Tags under the cut, plese let me know if you want to be tagged or untagged.

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[calaisreno]

[raina-at]

A not entirely incorrect summary…

[reapersun]

ineffableboyfriends: Trick or treat~. Artist!Sherlock painting John alive (as in John used to be nothing but a figment of his imagination until he started painting him)~. Maybe John coming out of the canvas?

[flyingrotten]

Johnlock

[incorrectdracula2020quotes]

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.