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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

[wernher-von-brawny]

[bealittleimprobable]

Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:

Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company had to pay out $2.5 billion.

Hoffman: Oh, yeah. Everybody heard about that. But what the news didn’t tell you is that that company made $16 billion on the same drug. That fine was 14% of the profit. 14%. That’s like tipping your waiter.

[disgustinggf]

need to be held for a whole week straight

[huffylemon]

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.

Parks Official: No sir, you cannot

Parks Official: No. They are a protected species

Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them

Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them

Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye

After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.

"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."

I laughed. "Does that happen often?"

"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."

[fem-fatalist]

Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious

[theconcealedweapon]

Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?

[blackwoolncrown]

Yes, literally.

[endless----pain]

By Wealthy Loser on Instagram

[silentstep]

#TEMPORARY AND SMALL JOY IS STILL JOY NONETHELESS   (via smokeandsong)

[gabrielokun]

[sosaysdean]

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Tossup between B and E 🤔

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

yeah that sounds about right

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

D, A, then E in that order

[laguzmage]

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[angelrinisadork]

[cookingwithroxy]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

[sunsbleeding]

[huffylemon]

[dragonomatopoeia]

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

[emi--rose]

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The conversation

[aspenwitch]

[v171]

I love the specific ways in which AI is terrible

[desktop-assistant]

[boomalope-pope]

[fake-destiel-news]

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]