talked about this on twitter multiple times but
reguri college au where red’s a hot college jock who doesn’t speak and everyone loves him (tits) but! he’s absolutely in love with his best friend green and has been since high school (they’ve known each other since middle school).
so red is very overly affectionate with green bc they’re best friends, are super close, and he’s in love with him. i’m talking!!! constant hugs. constant h*nd holding. constant squeezing green around the shoulders and hugging him from behind!! he is always touching him!!
and green’s a dumbass and is oblivious!! red is SUPER popular so green’s like “there’s no way red’s got feelings for me” he thinks as red holds his hand while walking to the cafeteria. “we’re just friends!” green tells himself as red asks for the fifth time this week if he can study at green’s apartment
red is doing everything he can!!!! to show this man he’s in love with him but green is so in denial about it just. thinking “oh this is how red’s always been with me” and TO BE FAIR it is how red’s always been with him for YEARS (they’re juniors in college) since he realized he has a crush on green
i want stupid shenanigans where they go to a wendy’s and they’re standing in line waiting to order something and red is just. hugging green super tight, full on nuzzling his cheek, big beefy man in love
and green’s just trying to push him off like “c’mon man, you need to tell me what you want”
i WANT!!!! red asking green to go places with him and green’s like “you sure you wanna go with me? there’s plenty of other people who’d love to go with you” and RED JUST!!! INSISTS!! he gets mad every time green does that how can he mAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS????
red asking green to all these date places and holding green’s hand and green’s like “wow this is a nice place you picked out, any particular reason why though? there’s a lot of couples here..”
and red just….kisses green’s cheek because he loves green’s stupid ass so much.
and green’s like “haha yeah okay man, cut it out, we’re in public”
i REALLY REALLY like the juxtaposition of green being absolutely brilliant in college. 4.0 whatever all semesters. in all these clubs. already has jobs lined up for after graduation. doing internships and HE’S JUST SO STUPID when it comes to romance. i really want it to be stupid and frustrating for everyone involved and the point of it is this: i think it would be funny.
PLEASE I ALREADY HAVE IT TITLED AND PLANNED OUT here is an excerpt: