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Merlin Cast Commentary // 3.01 The Tears of Uther Pendragon-In which Bradley talks about Colin… again… a lot.

brittled-bones

Your body wants to be whole. Why do you think it fixes itself when you cut it?

Matt Winks, my unbelievably amazing cousin (via this-is-the-story-of-a—girl)

jumbleofnotes

And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?

Why We Need More ‘Ugly’ People On TV (via jumbleofnotes)

lovedroughts

Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Zuhair Murad Bridal Fall 2014-15

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vnymnz

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

doogiestinson

ihgyu

LONG LIVE THE MERLIN FANDOM

lethalfattie-deactivated2015081

#LOLnoMerlin #I’m totally not in love with you #Why would you even think that? #HAHAha hahaHA HA #I’m just giving you my most valuable possession #It’s all I have of my dead mother and it bears her sigil and it’s so important to me #Do you love me yet?

monk-of-space-deactivated201408

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

museifushindoushugi

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

dicknails

#jem finch would totally have liked this page

astroidbelt-moved

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

THAT YOU ARE

DAMN INTELLIGENT

VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS

SUPER FUCKING LOVED

EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING

NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

mercurykiss-deactivated20230707

I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT

lagoonhag

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

alinastarkovvs

so i am rereading harry potter and the order of the phoenix, and i reached page 666; and the first word on that page is umbridge

cupnoodlestarkid

In the German version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Voldemort’s death curse hits Cedric on page 666.

kiraadesu

zertical

This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

captainspensaurus-deactivated20

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.

Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.

Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.

Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.