Moreid

[moss-on-a-rock-555]

Derek: Spencer is so pretty.

Emily: Pretty fucking annoying is what he is.

[reid-is-perfect]

JJ: Emily? Why are you lying on the floor?

Emily, lying in the fetal position: Waiting for someone to retrieve my soul, that is slowly wearing down. It's Valentine's day, therefore I will wait until death finds me and carries me by it's arms.

JJ: Or, we could go on a date

Emily, already standing up: Great, so should we get tea or coffee?

[reid-is-perfect]

Morgan @ Reid: Sometimes I look at you and wonder: "How can someone be so perfect?" But then you open your mouth and the illusion is gone.

[reid-is-perfect]

Reid to Morgan: I love laying my head on your chest when your sleeping so I can listen to your heartbeat

Emily to JJ: I recorded you snoring so you can see how fucking loud you are and realize why I can't fucking sleep

[reid-is-perfect]

Emily, pacing: I did a bad thing

Morgan, not looking up from his book: does it affect me?

Emily: no

Morgan: than suffer in silence

Emily: it involves Reid

Morgan, whipping his head up to glare at Prentiss: What the fuck did you do

[agent-ofthe-bau-deactivated2021]

rossi: i am in love with you.

morgan, whispering from behind rossi’s kitchen: reid, can you see who it is?

reid, from an fbi recon vehicle: i think it’s a bowl of pasta

[agent-ofthe-bau-deactivated2021]

morgan: bro

reid: bro

hotch: am i intruding on something personal?

[agent-ofthe-bau-deactivated2021]

rossi: if you could only bring three things to a deserted island for the rest of your life, what would you-

jj: cheetos, my sons, and emily

[reid-is-perfect]

[reid-is-perfect]

Morgan: what is it called when you kill a friend?

Emily: homiecide

Reid: murder

Morgan: homiecide

[reid-is-perfect]

Emily: What are you looking for?

Morgan: My happiness

Reid: *walks in with his hands stuck in a jar of peanut butter* can someone open Hotch's office door for me?

Morgan:

Morgan: I found it

[reid-is-perfect]

You ever just get bored and edit Spencer and Derek on odd stock photos? No? Just me? Okay.

[reid-is-perfect]

Emily: good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bedbugs bite. tonight. imma fight. til we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

JJ: can you be a normal human for once

[reid-is-perfect]

[Reid & Morgan are glaring at each other]

Garcia: Do you smell that?

Hotch: *sniffs the air* What?

Garcia: *points at Reid & Morgan* the scent of sexual tension is in the air

[reid-is-perfect]

Reid: ugh i can’t find it anywhere.

Strauss: what are you looking for?

Reid: the shits i give about you

[reid-is-perfect]

Reid: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Emily: What was the first?

Reid: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the states.

[reid-is-perfect]

Reid: Morgan...you make me so happy

Morgan: you mean that?

Reid: yeah, I haven't been happy since...wow

Reid: I've never been happy

[reid-is-perfect]

Reid: do you think i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Hotch: you’re a hazard to society

Emily: and a coward. do 20

Morgan: Reid no-