"My name is Reimu! Reimu Nakaema. You might've heard of me, so, I'll get to the point. Would any of you happen to be... paranormal investigators?
"Paranormal investigators?" {Nene repeated.} "Uhm... no. We, uh, aren't. The p-paranormal is... it's cool, though."
"I find the paranormal... fascinating, to say the least," {Masaru commented.} "The idea of ghosts and hauntings and exorcisms... are very interesting. I don't have much knowledge of the subject, however. You may feel free to educate me, Nakaema."
"OOoooh, PARANORMAL investigator?! That's sick as hell, in the GOOD way!" {Madoka effectively beamed, clearly very excited.} "My, uh, my favorite movie of all time is The Conjuring! Is... is that relevant? Because... uh, ghost hunting and all?" "I-I'd count it as relevant..." "Sorry, though. None of us specialize in the paranormal investigation thing. Which sucks, because it sounds really cool! If you're wanting to go to speak to someone who knows something about the paranormal, I'd recommend... uh, what was his name... oh yeah! Umeji Mizutame! That Ultimate Exorcist guy! Though, he doesn't actually believe in ghosts... hey, at least his plague doctor mask is cool."
{A pause.}
"Th-There's also... uh, Fuga. Meiko Fuga. T-The Ultimate Occultist. She's... weird, she's always smiling and it creeps me out... it's like she's possessed. F-Fitting, given... y'know," {Nene less-than-calmly added in.}
"If you find one, you'll always end up finding the other. That is true with Meiko and Umeji. If you find Umeji, Meiko's probably messing with him. If you find Meiko, Umeji's probably nearby, and Meiko is planning to ambush him," {Masaru added.}