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2-shane-s

perchov

37q-archive

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

galexy-astra

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

#pleaseeeeeeee

melonmemes

cynicz

who doesn’t love seeing just a hint of penis

robyn’s dancing on my own truly is that, she is talking about being miserable at a party and the song is that, fun dancey music with sad lyrics

#i live for that song #i was just thinking about that today at the train

rat-a-tit

Tattoo Artist: so you want a tattoo on your back?

Me: yes

Tattoo Artist: what do you want it to be

Me: put the whole fucking lyrics of Becky G’s “Mayores” song on there

#i would

andreaa-ask

Algunas veces eres Mane, otras Karime, pero JAMAS Talia💅

(via andreaa-ask)

#NUNCA TALIA #80% mane #20% karime

man i just saw the aquaman trailer thing and thought damn that is one dick i would def not be able to handle

#how tall is that man???

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

#p #as a dad

so after 3 years of working for other people/freelancing im finally getting ready to open my own beauty studio but who knew choosing a name was so hard????

#it wont be till next year but still #excitedddd

nemmica

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

#ewwwwwwwwww