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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@reinitachula
this was the single greatest moment in modern television
LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
who doesn’t love seeing just a hint of penis
robyn’s dancing on my own truly is that, she is talking about being miserable at a party and the song is that, fun dancey music with sad lyrics
Tattoo Artist: so you want a tattoo on your back?
Me: yes
Tattoo Artist: what do you want it to be
Me: put the whole fucking lyrics of Becky G’s “Mayores” song on there
Algunas veces eres Mane, otras Karime, pero JAMAS Talia💅
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man i just saw the aquaman trailer thing and thought damn that is one dick i would def not be able to handle
KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
so after 3 years of working for other people/freelancing im finally getting ready to open my own beauty studio but who knew choosing a name was so hard????
I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.
some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows
Paris: “yah”
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
nicole: aries, leo, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, gemini paris: virgo, pisces, cancer, libra, taurus
HAPPILY - ONE DIRECTION
white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around
Comeuppance 🙃