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succubusboyfriend

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

thebestlilshit

almost? fam i’m weeping

crittizen

My brain at any given moment

thecommonchick

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?”

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.”

inactiveblog123

Like Michael Buble and Santa

arodudejude

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

linda-belcher

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

kristina100000

GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*

thraxxhouse

make me feel alive.

find-the-beauty-within

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

priincessolivee-deactivated2025

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

cv-045

Yee

and i cannot stress this enough……………………………………………….

haw

racingbarakarts

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

myblogisnotinteresting

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

racingbarakarts

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

61below

Yeet the geese

oknope

“if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands”

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(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

hotboyproblems

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

manda

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

yesimchxnging

once i realized i don’t need a special reason to dress up, buy myself flowers, take relaxing baths, buy something nice….. it kinda changed my life. sometimes you don’t need an excuse or specific reason to do something nice for yourself.