a time warped trek

B 30 Meandering farm gal in MN Queer Acerbic yet kind Feminst and Jungian Roses and mushrooms. Crystals and the ethereal. Spookiness and skulls. Camp and lowbrow.

[rekwit]

USA: gay marriage is legal now

people: I'M MOVING TO CANADA

Canada: it's legal here too

people: WELL THEN I'M MOVING TO MEXICO

Mexico: bro i've got some bad news for you

[rekwit]

Dear “Dudes” in my work department, I kind of enjoy the fact that you’re intimidated by me…you should be. Hugs and out working you at an incredible rate, B

[rekwit]

Dear 93.5% of the people who come to the greenhouse to buy blueberries, Yes, you need two of them. Yes, they need to be different varieties. No, I am not trying to swindle you - it's called pollination. Love, A genuine farm kid PS AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, no, you should not plant your herbs/tomatoes/greens yet. This is Minnesota, for fuck's sake - it was 35 degrees last night!

[zoomerbro]

[quakerlol]

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

female protag

no love story cause shes a six yr old

bff is a small girl of color

bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes

anti-bullying message

anti-abuse message

pro-learning message

this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND

teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them

so cute!!!!

great soundtrack

happiest ending

infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

[rekwit]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[yticapacxam-deactivated20150406]

[rekwit]

(via maxcapacity, yticapacxam-deactivated20150406)

[rekwit]

"Have you seen it?"

I don't know if I'm watching too much Twin Peaks or what, but... I keep having this dream where there's a pure white ferret on the loose in my house and everyone except me is freaking out about finding it. I mean, everyone, from firemen to my mom to a congressman in a really nice navy suit. No one has been able to spot it, yet it keeps popping up in every damn place I'm in...alone. But since I don't feel the need to capture it, I just watch it. And each time it gives me this look that says "hey, dude, thanks." We each go on, doing our thing and everyone just keeps yelling at each other THAT IT MUST BE FOUND. According to several dream interpretations it might mean something akin to this... "To see a ferret in your dream symbolizes distrust and suspicion of others. The dream may also be a pun on searching. If the ferret in your dream is white, then it is highlighting or amplifying some trust issues in your waking life." Let's see if I get another visit tonight. (And yes, I know it's technically a "pine weasel" they're looking for on TP.)

[plushie-princess-deactivated201]

[gemengde]

[rekwit]

Ice in the catch makes it sooo smoooth.

[bourtange]

oh my GOD

[rekwit]

His did I not know about this book?! I must own it!!!!

[everythingsneutral]

EVERYTIME I BOUNCE I FEEL I TOUCH THE SKYYYY

[rekwit]

The best crimp of all time.

[explore-blog]

Henry David Thoreau on what it means to live life fully awake – beautiful short read.

[failnation]

[ragafox]

[darlingdearestnot]

telling someone you're asexual is kinda like telling someone you don't like parties

they say “but parties are so much fun!!!” and assume you’re just stale and boring and don’t know how to enjoy yourself

OR they think you just say that because you’ve never been to a real party, and so they insist you go to theirs, because you’ll change your mind!

[rekwit]

This analogy is spot on.

[lgbtteenshk-deactivated20180801]

This kid knows what’s up.