Fear the mighty

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness

[sweetsappho]

the LMAO+ community

[memegod]

[oliviascolmans]

[pr1nceshawn]

[bienenkiste]

[wyrmwizard]

*scrolling through tumblr*

me: *picks up the phone* hello 911 id like to report some nasty ass shit

*sirens blaring*

[earthdad]

things that don’t work

texting your ex

erasable pens

plastic knives

voting for a 3rd party

[mysharona1987]

[babyanimalgifs]

[grawly]

i LOVE mid 90′s cgi promotional art for video games

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[grawly]

now thats the shit im talkin about

[exceptionals]

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

[opposite-of-batman]

18 years ago a man walked into a school in Dunblane, Scotland with four handguns and killed 16 students all under 6 years old, a teacher and then himself.

This led to a debate on gun control and in 1997 2 firearms amendment acts were passed making it illegal to own a handgun for personal use in the United Kingdom.  We have had no shooting on a similar scale to this since.

6 weeks later in Australia was the massacre in Port Arthur when 35 people were killed and 23 wounded, which led to the imposing strict gun control. There have been no shootings on a similar scale to this since, either.

If I hear one more person tell me that there’s nothing that can be done in the US when there are massacres after massacre I will scream because it is so clear and people are pretending to be blind.

[vmordecai]

[humanpassing]

Leave him alone he’s gotta pee

[coral]

[ctwolstenbeast]

[brendonsill]

Is this show even real

[releasethequack-en]

me: i gotta focus on this beca-

brain: ladies and gentlemen,

me: please

brain: this is mambo no. 5