its ya boi Danii

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[pseudophan]

no but seriously imagine it

[queenusagiblog]

mirror selfie w/ a tall friend 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[cal-kestis]

CHA EUN-WOO "Crazy Sexy Cool" - Astro (2017)

[stagstims]

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[moki-dokie]

this is mind boggling levels of insane. if you've never done needlefelting you can't quite comprehend how fucking difficult it is to not only make things so precise at such a small scale but like, not get the fibers tangled into literally everything else they interact with. and then ANIMATING it??? bro this is witchcraft

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[danrifics]

okay but for absolutely no reason dan and phil cause me such immense rage like what do you mean you both have the same muse song stuck in your head at all times and you try and eat the same in a day so you’re the same amount of hungry at dinner and that dan doesn’t eat a lot of pasta cos pasta has cheese and phil doesn’t like cheese or your mum can’t make you a chocolate cake for your birthday cos phil can’t have chocolate. dan what red wine do you like? oh it doesn’t matter cos phil doesn’t like red wine OH FUCKING KAY.

You have a random alien texting language and just know what the other means and you share clothes but you don’t share clothes even tho you do share clothes.

remote crisis manager. Archive Historian. Production Assistant.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNTIL WAD YOU HADNT BEEN APART LONGER THAN 2 WEEKS????

it’s a ranch metaphor.. FUCKING RANCH

ive lost my mind and its all their fault like ???

[lylahammar]

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

[lylahammar]

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[prole-log]

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[djhquiff]

bumble bee buddies

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[narutwitter]

[philsbigduck-deactivated2021120]

i will defend till the day i die the funniest thing phil has ever said was in response to dan asking “why am i left handed?” and he deadpans with “everyone makes mistakes :D.” like that was peak

[malglories]

god remember watching tv shows on putlocker in 2012 and you’d have to find the watch button, carefully select the version with the best quality, and let the video load for 20 minutes so it didn’t endlessly catch up to itself. rip man

[omghotmemes]

The trickster

[brazybunny]

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]