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Kuro: WHAT T HEH AC TUAL FUCKING FUCK

Kuro: I FUCKING

Kuro: HATe

Son: you're fucking

Son: yo u r' e fu ck in g

Kuro: IM F UC KIGN

Son: k di di ng m e fu c k

Kuro: FUCKING FUCKIG FAOS NADLKDHSAKLJBDALHK

Kuro: I FUCKING SWEAR

Son: FU CK F UC KF UCUC F KC FU CK

Son: N OWONDE RHE'S FUC K IN G WR ECK ED

Kuro: I CANT E EN FUCKING BELIEEVE THIS FUCKING SHIT

Kuro: A FUCKIGN GGAIN

Son: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Kuro: I CANT FUCKING A FUCK

Son: I C AN ' T DE AL WI TH TH IS EM O TI O N AL L Y

Kuro: THIS IS THE UCKING WORS T THING I CANT EVEN BELIEVET

Kuro: IM SO EOTIONALLY COMPROMISED WHAT THE FU CK

Kuro: WHYYYYYYY

Son: F U C KTHIS F U CK FU CU K CUF CKUF CKUF CKUF CKFU CKUFCK F

Son: TH IS HT HE FI DH TU FCK IN GW RO STE

Son: f u c u ck

Kuro: WHA T HT EFUCK

Kuro: WHAT THE F CIk

Kuro: IM U P SET

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Son: I'm dne

Son: d no e

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me: cuts my foot on broken glass me: ah, yes, I was wondering when I was going to get a new injury

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Kurogane’s new nickname is Shady McShadester and no one will convince me otherwise. 

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                                                   the underworld had no mercy.                                                 indie nico di angelo   written by flynn.

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Peace out, guys, I’m eating my usual dinner with the TKD crew. 

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‘are you ready to underestimate me now?’ you ask, your eyes promising war.  ‘because you wouldn’t be the first.  you wouldn’t be the first to lay a condescending hand on me, you wouldn’t be the first to scoff when i tell you with the most sincerity that i will be the one to end you.   i know how an ego makes someone open their doors to their enemies in a challenge, and you see, i revel in ruining someone in their own home, under their own rules.  because i’m a HUNTER  in nature, and my favorite part is when my prey’s last words are ones of surprise.  before they choke on their own blood i love hearing them murmur but you’re just a kid.’

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@fowlhearted.

             “Man, this is a fuck-awful party, am I right?” he complained to the boy next to him. 

     Tonight, he wasn’t Alex Rider, sharp and sarcastic student and sometimes spy for MI6, he was Felix Sharpe: nephew of a rather wealthy businessman ( who was currently working with, or being blackmailed by, MI6 to provide Alex a cover ) and one who couldn’t care less about kissing ass to anyone. 

     His mission was to place a bug on a rather paranoid ( and suspected terrorist ) businessman, and while talking with Artemis Fowl wasn’t going to make his mission go smoother, it would at least show that Felix wasn’t afraid to talk casual with some bigwigs, and Artemis Fowl was one of the major powerhouses of the night. 

     Which would have been strange to Alex, considering his age, if Alex wasn’t already one of MI6′s best agents at the age of sixteen. He knew that, sometimes, people didn’t care how young you were, just how good you were. 

          “They don’t even let us drink any booze,” he continued to whine at Artemis. 

[redeyedswordsman]

He could feel eyes on him.  One of those extra senses that he had realized late in his life most people didn’t have, and that probably made being a ninja just a little too easy.  This wasn’t just a careless glance that lingered too long, or one of the curious stares he usually got in a new world. No, this was intentional and deliberate and it was also extremely close.

At least no one seemed to be too concerned with his sword. Weird looks sure, but most people just strolled by after a second or two of gaping which he ignored. He’d put it away as soon as he got out of this crowd.

Or he would have. If this particular complication hadn’t popped up.

It took only a few more seconds to pick out the stalker in the crowd. Younger than he was expecting, maybe even younger than the kid looked. Completely obvious too although his method was better than Kurogane had been expecting.  A light smirk touched at the corner of his lips before he melted into his surroundings, reappearing behind the shorter figure a few moments later to grab his elbow.

“Try not to be so obvious next time you decide to start spying on someone, kid.” He muttered softly into his ear.

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     He was wary but not surprised when he lost track of the possible ( almost definite ) assassin; no civilian is that adept at disappearing. He tensed, just slightly, at the hand on his elbow and the whisper at his ear. There’s no gun, no drawing of his sword or any knives, but they were in a crowded area, and while that limited Alex’s options to fight back, it also limited the stranger’s. 

     Deciding that acting like a teenager rather than a spy would be better -- maybe the stranger would drop his guard enough that Alex could get away, or that he’d assume he was mistaken about Alex attempting to spy on him -- he sloppily yanked himself out of the stranger’s grasp, glancing back at him with narrowed eyes. 

            “Chill, mate, what’s your problem?” he snapped back, aggravated. “S’a free street, sorry I was staring at your sword, jeez.” 

     No one was thinking anything weird about the interaction; although, a few people were continuing to give the stranger weird looks. Which, actually, was strange -- if he was meant to be an assassin, he would attempt to hide his weapon to blend in, so that people wouldn’t note about him to the police. 

     Either he was very good at his job, or he didn’t care if people knew who he was. 

     Somehow, Alex thought it was a mixture of both ( considering how fast he noticed a tail, and the fact that he managed to sneak up on Alex? ), and that would make his usual course of action harder. 

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FILE: Alex Rider              AGE: Fourteen              STATUS: MI6′s greatest weapon. 

WRITTEN BY: satan. 

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Like this for a starter~!

[stckhlmr-a]

@reluctantspy is a little shit and should be stuffed into a TRASH CAN 

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CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT ~

[dahv-eh]

         ❝ …YEAH, basically.             –– –– –– –– EITHER THAT, or they            RUN AWAY SCREAMING.            Not sure which is MORE ANNOYING. ❞

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            “All of the above?” he suggested with a shrug. 

[dahv-eh]

        ❝ …What makes ya say THAT?            –– –– –– I MEAN, yer not WRONG,            but STILL. ❞

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              “Well, you’re clearly a zombie, so I bet people ask all the time if you’re, like, a Walking Dead zombie or a World War Z zombie or a Dawn of the Dead zombie or even a Warm Bodies zombie...”

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Like this for a starter~!

[recentgooglesearches]

If im stabbed do I get to keep the knife

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@maggctboy.

            “So, I beat you have to deal with a lot of boring and annoying questions.” 

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@redeyedswordsman.

              He’s dangerous. 

     Most fourteen year old boys wouldn’t have recognised that -- would have thought the stranger’s sword was nothing but a toy -- but Alex Rider was no ordinary fourteen year old. He noticed the way the stranger moved, not only with a grace that reminded him of Yassen Gregorovich but also with a stubbornness that reminded him of a better-trained Wolf, and how his eyes seemed to pick at civilians as if to survey whether or not they’d be a danger. Considering how deadly the man seemed to be, it was not likely. 

     So, the question remained, why was he in the area? Somehow, Alex did not think it was a coincidence that such a dangerous man was in his neighbourhood, not so soon after the downfall of the Snakehead. Could this be an assassin of SCORPIA, out to kill him -- or Jack? 

     Whoever he was, it was too dangerous to leave him alone, and even if Alex detested spying, if there was a possibility the stranger would hurt numerous people ( or the people -- person, considering Tom was most likely not to be a target -- he loved? ). 

     Alex did what he did best: blended into the crowd and disappeared ( to watch ).