I didnāt wanna make any of the sides antagonists in my high school au so I made my own!
Meet Carson, Joanas and Alexzanderr!
Yeah Iām such a loser I took a couple random photos of Thomas and The Who broke this vase guy and made them full on characters because thatās just how my brain works.
Every high school needs a mean girl or boy trio and thatās where these three morons come in, they are here to cause minor problems for their own amusement and cliche plot drama.
Joanas is mean and conniving jock whoās had it out for Virgil sinve the first day of kindergarten, he has no real reason to hate him other than pure classism or just thinking heās a loser but that doesnāt stop him from basically embarresing him 24/7.
Wether itās about Virgil getting braces, having an embarrassing part time job or even the fact that Virgil doesnāt have a mom heās sure to make fun of him at every turn.
His whole family tree is pretty wack, his dad is homophobic boss Joan, his mom is mom Joan, his uncle is Elliot from cartoon therapy and his brother is little Ed.
Virgil always finds ways to fight back though, even if itās just insulting Joanas over the fact his hair looks like a highlighter because he didnāt dye his roots and yet, still goes around saying heās a natural blonde.
Itās worth noting that Joanas isnāt good at anything, heās incredibly stupid, completely talentless and just all around the worst.
Carson is an emotionally vacant husk of a man who doesnāt like anything but dogs, fashion and Alex.
He has about as much emotional depth as a kiddie pool and barely likes anybody, Iām pretty sure he doesnāt even like Joanas and only hangs out with him due to mutual hatred of Virgilās friend group.
He particularly hates Roman and is in denial about him being more popular than him which often makes him and Joanas fight due to Joanas having this weird obsession with being like Roman.
Carson finds it hard to care about anything in particular, itās not even that he canāt feel emotion he just doesnāt really want to.
He does get mild entertainment out of causing general mischief and it almost gets Carson to actually wanna smile... almost.
Alex is our last boy and he has some real problems about respecting others and infantalizing people, Alex seems to think that a good way to help poor people is to tout them around as āinspiritionalā and āso sad!!ā, he follows people around and films them with out consent and constantly tell them how inspirational they are even though they are just trying to kind their own business and get to class.
For the record, most of his vocabulary is literally just āso inspirationalā over and over.
He makes a lot of aesthetic pictures and posts them all the time to insta, heās got like 30k followers which is great for him but not so great for anyone who doesnāt wanna be seen on his page by 30k people.
He is basically a walking manic pixie dream girl and is by far the nicest person in the whole group, even then though, he still lacks any real morals when it comes to making content or respecting people and will happily film stuff for Joanas knowing fully well heās most likely gonna use it as black mail.
Also me and my friend joke that he might possibly be some kind of demon or eldritch abomination due to the weird way he acts and itās just sorta spiraled into him casually saying weird or cryptic things and nobody even saying anything.
Also me and my friend started joking about Carson and Alex dating so thatās a thing now.
Art by my wonderful friend @cacti-activist go follow them they are so sweet!!!
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