[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[deaddolin]

i run around like a fraggle

[deaddolin]

this is what i mean

[amateur]

[inkskinned]

oh hang on let me just open another tab, i'll absolutely come back to the other ones i have open, no problem, they're all super important and organized,

[saywhat-politics]

[ttvck]

whys there no emoji of a guy dead on the pavement

[fairycosmos]

personally im a weather talk kind of girl well because if it’s super windy that’s big news if it’s sunny the worlds more awake if it’s rainy we are all in a soup eating kind of mood. these are good observations

[sleepingpigeon]

i make decisions n then i’m like . is this even what i Want

[paulthebukkit]

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

[sparkga]

[kirianthedivorce]

For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

[gay-art-vibes]

Update we’re now nearing almost half of the ministers having resigned. It’s getting to the point where we have no one in charge of many key areas which is simultaneously hilarious and utterly terrifying 😂

-Boris refused to resign and instead fired the head of the cabinet

-46 ministers have quit (out of 120)

-He’s basically pulling a Trump

[grox]

[funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]

[gayvampyr]

stop what you’re doing and watch this

[dankmemeuniversity]