🦇 The Scarlet Devil 🍷

Remilia |She/Her| ESTJ

[remilia-scarlet]

Hello.

Hello, mortal. Do not be here to waste my time if you have nothing interesting to say.

[floweringnight]

As per request of my mistress, this is a callout post @wuqinge

Also known as Seiga Kaku, this woman is nothing but an utter and disgusting slut. She bears no shame in participating in sexual acts every day with as many people as she can. Not only that, but she also publicly talks about these affairs that should only be hidden behind doors. Needless to say, it’s embarassing to all of us.

Remilia Evelyn Liddle Scarlet has decreed that everyone stay away from this pathetic little whore if they even value having a sliver of status in society. She is worth no more than the dirt that we walk upon. Also, in my mistress’ words, “She’s annoying as all fuck.”

[remilia-scarlet]

You know what? It’s a really weak move that the majority of youkai in Gensokyo need the fear of humans to survive, or that some lame-ass gods need faith to keep their awesome powers like, damn yaldson, I don’t need any of those to keep my existence or my powers at all. You suck.

[remilia-scarlet]

Everybody 'is gay' for Sakuya but none of you have known her for as long as I've known her so you are probably just in love with her outside appearance and her act as the perfect servant.

An almost childish infatuation and crush on someone you don't even really know, that is what you all feel.

While I actually feel real love for who she really is.

[reversing-ideology]

remilia-scarlet‌:

“Following trends is for losers“

Says the loser that just followed the trend of making a personal blog.

I cannot believe I’m getting called a loser by someone who could get their ass beat by a fucking slice of garlic bred. 

Hey, I’ll be standing out in the sunlight on the other side of this running river if you wanna go. 

[remilia-scarlet]

Funny, I personally don't like garlic bread but it won't kill me.

Also, sure, run away, coward! The things you said have nothing to even do with the topic at hand.

Like, all of this won't magically remove that you are also following a trend, you hypocrite peasant.

[garden-of-yuuka]

remilia-scarlet:

Look, everyone, there are a lot of people lusting after Sakuya but she is mine.

I am not dating her but she is still mine, so get in line if you want to date her and perish waiting.

Oh really?  Where’s the line to date your maid?  I don’t see one right now.  

[remilia-scarlet]

It is obviously not visible but she has been mine since I got her under my wing.

She will always be tied to me and the Mansion because it is her fate and that won't change.

[scarletdestruction]

“On the one hand, remaking my personal blog. On the other hand, that’s a lot of work…also, who did Remi kill to get a canon url? @remilia-scarlet​? Really? The one who has flandre-scarlet is just squatting on it! It’s totally empty!”

[remilia-scarlet]

I didn't kill anyone. I just sued for identity theft and got the url I deserve.

Url hoarders are the worst, specially when they don't ever use the urls for anything.

They have a special place in Hell.

[remilia-scarlet]

Look, everyone, there are a lot of people lusting after Sakuya but she is mine.

I am not dating her but she is still mine, so get in line if you want to date her and perish waiting.

[remilia-scarlet]

reversing-ideology‌:

Following trends is for losers

also so is any theme besides redux fucking fight me 

“Following trends is for losers“

Says the loser that just followed the trend of making a personal blog.

[remilia-scarlet]

kanakosbitch‌:

you can really put ketchup on anything…

I am sure the experience is comparable to how you can put blood on anything.

[remilia-scarlet]

I think I am as charismatic as I was in 2017.

Inspiring others to join this Tumblr platform.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What if a vampire is vegan do they just end up either changing that or starving or is there a vegan vampire substitute

vampires are obligate carnivores. your vampire cannot be a vegan and trying to feed your vampire a vegan diet is cruel. don’t send me any asks like this again and please do your research before getting a pet.

[remilia-scarlet]

kanakosbitch‌:

getting bit by a vampire… sounds kinda sexy…

Dying isn’t sexy.

[remilia-scarlet]

maybenotavampire‌:

quick reminder that drinking someone’s blood without permission is bad (◕‿◕✿)

don’t drink blood without consent (◕‿◕✿)

don’t be that asshole (◕‿◕✿)

But I am an asshole, though.

I am not a vampire to live by human rules or morals.

[spuriusbrocoli]

me, a vampire, whenever i’m inconvenienced: this is vampirephobic.

[humunanunga]

These damn vampire youths don’t even know how lucky they are to be able to see themselves. When I was sired, mirrors were made with silver and we still put ourselves together more decently than these angsty modern goths. Do they even know what gothic means?

[remilia-scarlet]

wuqinge‌:

You deleted her blog when she wasn’t looking, everyone knows that.

Why would I want that? If that was the case she could’ve come back by now, probably.

It is obvious she didn’t care about the blog anymore and deleted.

And thus that proves once again that I am not going to let anyone dethrone me.