[rempematt]

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄 is a 𝐍𝐇𝐋 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 that currently resides in 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘, 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊. he is 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 and 𝐁𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋, and below is a list of his connections, and he's always open to new ones.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

new friend; chase infiniti

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

one night stand; ksenia daniela kharlamova

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

hateship; ella purnell

—— FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS. ❜

mom; janice rempe

sister; steph rempe

sister; ally rempe

—— MISCELLANEOUS. ❜

n/a

[dualiipass]

You shouldn’t believe anything about me. And yes, compared to 35, 23 is absolutely baby age. You’re a baby. A very tall one, but still. Are you saying all this from actual experience, or is being with an older woman just something you’re hoping to check off a very ambitious to do list? No judgment either way. Look at you being cocky. Does this level of confidence usually work, or are we just freestyling tonight? I’ll give you credit, it takes guts to be that forward. But confidence is easy. Follow-through is the interesting part. We’d have to see if your bite actually matches your bark. If you're 6'9", I think it’s reasonable to assume certain things about you are also proportional.

[rempematt]

So, everything they say about you is a lie? I'm not a baby; I can prove I'm not, if you'd like? And I'm saying this from actual experience; I've been with women older than you, and what can I say? I find older women more attractive than women my own age. I don't think it's being cocky; it's just being very confident, right? It's worked for me in the past, anyway, and hopefully it's working for me right now. I like being forward, honestly; that way people know what I want, and I don't have to dance around and offer any bullshit. And believe me, my follow-through is pretty great. My bite matches my bark very well, so if you're interested in finding out, just let me know. Oh, yeah, I'm very proportional to my height. I don't brag about it though, because people that brag about their size are usually lacking, and that's not for me.

[dualiipass]

Listen, I didn’t say you were lying. I said the internet gets things wrong sometimes, trust me, I’ve been in headlines more times than I can count and about 80% of it is nonsense. And a good night for both of us? Tempting phrasing. I don’t know if that was flirting or confidence. But honey, I'm much older than you; you’re a baby. I should be tucking you in, asking if you’ve had enough water today, and reminding you to stretch before bed. That said, I will concede that 6'9" in person would probably end the debate immediately. Science, you know.

[rempematt]

Now you've got me wondering about the 20% that isn't nonsense about you. Like, what can I and cannot believe when it comes to you? Oh, a very good night for the both of us. It was flirting and confidence. Is 23 baby age now? Age is just a number anyway; plus, they always say older women should find younger men anyway because their sex drives usually match up. Just throwing that out there, and I can fuck for days. You know, joys of being 23 and an athlete, my stamina is pretty intense. Something to be kept in mind when seeing said 6'9" man in person and all. If you don't want to keep it just scientific that is.

[swaymanblvd]

we'll see, big guy, but i have a feeling you'll be the one buying drinks. have you guys won a game yet? or are you still in your slump? you were about to get laid though, i feel like that should have put you in a better mood over losing 10 to 2. which means you were being a giant baby. it's nothing that serious, i just think there are some things we need to talk about, but nothing you need to be worried about. i shouldn't have worded it like that.

[rempematt]

Fuck you, little man, we beat the Flyers the other night. We're just in a slump, and I'm not playing again because my hand is still jacked, so it's just all fucked right now. Yeah, don't assume your abilities in bed are so fantastic that I'm going to forget getting our asses handed to us 10 to 2. Keep calling me a giant baby; it's like you never want to get laid again. Alright, sounds good. Either way, we'll get together after the game on Monday and have drinks and talk. But if you're about to ask me to go steady or something, nip that shit in the bud.

[rempematt]

MATTREMPE uploaded photos.

Current fit.

[dualiipass]

Okay, honesty hour. Someone on my team named-dropped you the other day and I was so confused, completely blanked. In my defense, I haven’t been to a Rangers game since 2018, so that one’s on me. Obviously I did what any normal person would do and googled you, which led me to one very important question… are you actually 6'9"? Because I don’t buy it. That feels exaggerated. The internet lies, and I need real proof before I accept that information as fact. / @rempematt

[rempematt]

I love that someone on your team randomly name-dropped me, but also it's sad that you've not been to a Rangers game in so long. We need to change that soon. I am actually 6'9". I'm not sure why I would lie about that, or why I'd exaggerate it, because you can tell how big I am when I'm on the ice. But I mean, you're welcome to meet up with me and see how big I am in person. It could end up being a good night for the both of us.

[infinitichse]

I don't really know much about the sport of hockey, but I've been seeing it on my FYP a lot lately, and it's made me curious about the sport. I saw that you play for the Rangers, and you guys played the Kings last night, and I'm a little sad that I didn't know you were playing, because I'd have come to see you play live and in person. Then you could have filled me in on all things hockey after, so I'd not be so confused while I watch. @rempematt

[rempematt]

Even though you don't know much about the sport, why has it been on your FYP so much? I always wonder how FYPs work a lot of the time, because I'm still learning TikTok. I do play for the Rangers, and we did play the Kings the other night, and we played the Sharks tonight. You should have come to tonight's game then, since you couldn't come to the Kings game! And hey, I'll be happy to fill you in on all things hockey.

[florenvepugh]

I don't know if this is weird or not but I feel like it is, since you probably don't even know who t' fuck I am or not but hiya me names jade, and i'm trying t' put me self out there - and introduce me self to a shit tun of new people and have a whole lot of new friends, other than me circle, now is that bold of me or is it not? who knows only you can tell me… || @rempematt

[rempematt]

It's not weird at all, though I do know who you are, but mostly because of my sisters because they're fans of your music. Plus, the fact that you're trying to put yourself out there and meet new people is great. I think it's good to do that so you're not surrounded by the same people constantly, and usually you can meet some chill people that way, right? And for the most part, I'm pretty chill.

[mattrempe]

my favorite genre of matt rempe is bloody and breathing heavily 03022025

[swaymanblvd]

since we're playing against each other on the 26th, do you want to get together after and have a few drinks? loser buys? hopefully you're in a better mood than you were the night we beat you 10 to 2, you were being such a giant baby that night. plus, i think we should talk about a few things anyway, and the liquid courage will help me along with what i've got to say. @rempematt

[rempematt]

Yeah, we can do that. Hopefully, you'll be the one buying drinks this time around. And I'm sorry, but after losing 10 to 2, you couldn't have expected me to be in a good mood. I don't think that means I was being a giant baby, though. Wait, what do we need to talk about that you need alcohol for? Sounds serious. Should I be worried?

[emilyblnts]

This might be a silly question, but do people ever forget how tall you are and then get surprised all over again when they see you in person? I feel like that has to happen constantly. / @rempematt

[rempematt]

Sometimes, yeah. I think like when they watch me on TV they forget that I'm as tall as I am, so then when they meet me in person they're like holy shit, you're a giant, you know? Which always makes me laugh. It's one of the fun things about being so tall, if you ask me. I like surprising people.

[chicletsbian]

u look at me like this we're getting married

[omarjosuex]

now you gotta share with the class. what beauty tips have you picked up from tiktok? i use like three products on my face and could use a new routine. i confessed to using hotel shampoo to wash my face once and i still get dragged by it by the fans. you have to give me their numbers or iG handles, i need to slide into their dms for some marketing when my album comes out. my mom tells me i was dancing before i could walk, so i definitely born with it xo. are you really 6'9?? that's insane. how tall are your parents? do you always gotta fly in business class because otherwise you don't have enough leg room? if i'm gonna be teaching you how to dance, it's gonna be the funniest visual ever. i'm barely 5'8, lmao. if i can just go straight on skates, i can sort of stay upright. however, if i need to break or go backwards, it's a wrap. i'm on the ice and not getting up again. i promise not to laugh if you can't shake your booty the same way i can and you promise not to laugh when i'm useless on the ice. deal?

[rempematt]

What I've learned is that you've got to focus on cleansing, treating, and hydrating to help your skin repair itself overnight. So like a hydrating toner, a serum with hyaluronic acid, and eye cream, and finish it all off with moisturizer. And never in my 23 years of living did I think I would share these tips with anyone else, but here we are. Don't worry, I'll send my sisters' information your way, though when you DM them, they'll probably lose their cool because I know they loved you in Young Royals. I get that; my mom always tells me I could skate before I could walk too, so it makes sense. My dad had me on skates as soon as I could be stable in them. I am really 6'9", and my mom is on the short side, and so are my sisters, but my dad was a taller guy, though, but only like 6'3". I do have to fly in first class or business class; otherwise, I have no legroom, and I'm just crazy uncomfortable. And I can't even ride some roller coasters; I'm too tall for them. Oh man, I didn't realize you were that much smaller than me, but that is going to be an awesome visual, but I'm pretty used to towering over people. Okay, but breaking and going backwards are the hardest things to do, so don't feel bad about that. I promise I won't laugh at you when you're on the ice, but I'm going to make sure you're not useless, okay? You'll be showing off so many new moves on the ice before you know it; I have faith in my teaching skills.

[kseniadaniela-deactivated202601]

Since you told me that you watched Heated Rivalry and Svetlana was your favorite character, I need to know who was your second favorite character. And I got to know who you loved more between Ilya and Shane, these are really important questions here. Also, I'm going to ask when you're going to invite me to a Rangers game as well, because I want to see you play. I heard that you're really fun to watch and that you really like to fight. @rempematt

[rempematt]

I'd say that my second favorite character was Ilya, so yeah, I loved Ilya more than I loved Shane, but I loved Shane too, don't get me wrong; it was just that I could understand Ilya more, I guess? He's cocky and rough around the edges, and that's kind of how I am too, so that's why I liked him, I guess. And hey, you're invited to a Rangers game anytime you want to come to one. When's the next time you're going to be in New York? Let's work it around when we're having a home game, and I'll make sure you get VIP treatment. And I'll make sure to be fun to watch and even get into a fight for you.

[rrrrrcps]

about the only plus side of being out is knowing it means no chance of having to go up against you. even though, there's probably a big chance we wouldn't be meeting again this year anyways so guess i'm grasping for positives. you doing okay, kid? still kicking people's asses or what? @rempematt

[rempematt]

I heard about your injury, man, and I'm sorry about it. How are you doing? I'm doing okay though. I had my own injury for a little while; I fucked up my hand by punching someone too hard, which still makes me laugh a little, but it is what it is. And I'm trying to still kick people's asses, but the coach is always on me to be nice. I popped Minten in the face during the Bruins game the other night, though; that felt good.

[skeetulrch]

would you think less of me if i told you i had no idea what the point of hockey was? it's cool and i wish i understood it, but i feel like it goes a little deeper than simply tossing a puck into a goal. help a girl out. i wanna become a hockey fan in 2026. @rempematt

[rempematt]

I would never think less of you, don't worry. And hey, there are a lot of people out there that don't understand hockey, and that's alright. You're right, it is a little deeper than tossing a puck into a goal, though how fun would the game be if that's all it was about? And hey, I'm all about helping you become a fan in 2026. You should come to a Rangers game first, and then after, we'll meet up and I'll school you on all things hockey.

[omarjosuex]

i love how pretty much every dude always blames their sisters for getting my tiktok bullshit on their FYP and i'm starting to realize how much of an underrated fan group they are. they're doing a better job marketing me than my team, lmao. jk. the rhythm comes from being Venezuelan, so i'm not sure how good i'll be at teaching it but i can like teach you routines and stuff. i've been dancing since i was a kid and it just comes naturally to me. though, i'm equally impressed about you managing to do all that on ice and not falling on your ass. i've tried figure skating a few times, and i can not for the life of me stay vertical for too long. if you give me some pointers on the ice, i'll give you dance lessons. how does that sound?

[rempematt]

Listen, half of my TikTok is because of my sisters. I have beauty tips on there. Do I look like someone that uses beauty tips? But I now know how to do a whole nightly face cleansing routine thanks to TikTok. But honestly, my sisters probably could market you better than anyone else could; they're constantly trying to market me. I had a feeling you were going to say it just came naturally to you, because when I watch you, it just all seems so natural, you know? And honestly, sometimes I'm shocked I can do all that on the ice as well without falling on my ass. Especially since I'm 6'9" and all legs. But I've also been skating since I was 3. You've tried to figure skate, though? I now want to see your moves on the ice, even if you can't stay vertical for long. But yeah, I can give you some pointers on the ice, especially if you're willing to give me some dance lessons. You just can't laugh when my hips don't move like yours, alright? Though if you manage to make it so I can dance, I'll owe you a night out in New York.