Certified Man Bullier

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I make a mean Cascadia. I have won competitive chess matches in Ohio, horse races in Maryland, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. Any and all rude people will immediately be blocked and sautéed so don't test me.

[ren-kat]

Finally a good intro post (will be changed later with a drawn one just wanted to get one that is my blog asthetic)

~🍋‍🟩pronouns🍋‍🟩~ She/Her

~🍋‍🟩gender/sexuality🍋‍🟩~ Female and aroace

~🍋‍🟩stuff im into🍋‍🟩~ Tdlosk, mp100, ghibli movies, perfect blue, gravity falls, infinity train, idwbamg, ena by jeolg, drawing, ice skating

[green-fellow]

Godling: It is the month of pride Sara’s child. You know what that means.

Sayeon: What. Do you want me to do like. Gay psychological manipulation or something? What.

Godling: 👁️

[dungeondykes]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[chokoti]

saiki k dump bc i started my rewatch recently 🔮

[sabertoothwalrus]

he's so normal

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[koiplaypen]

smoking to the thought of you

[fishfood22]

mithruns

[rinkibu]

orufrey yuri for those who celebrate

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[carrydeckcrane]

i feel like i used to have some idea of what fandoms are really popular but now every time i look at the tumblr top 10 trending tags its like peering into a scary alternate dimension where everyone is mormon

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[cryptidsock]

I dreamed you were a poem, I say, a poem I wanted to show someone...

[green-fellow]

Imagine being Samin Lee and your mother is the worst person you know and you spend your entire life avoiding becoming anything like her and then one day you make a mistake and accidentally become to your dear, sweet sister what your mother was to you and then in her desperate attempts to not become like you, your sister becomes like your mother. I’d blow up the everything.