Only Chaos & Evolution

Shroom • she/they Page of Space. I draw, and I write, but this is mostly just whatever I see that I'm feeling at the moment. A haphazard smattering of fandom posts and shitposts is mostly it here.

[maeneiii]

remember to recheck your size

[loki-zen]

spotted in a pub in continental Europe

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

How do I make this flag a trans flag

[antisolanum]

That fucking rules

[toasaterfork]

[darkersolstice]

Oh, that's Milo Manara's art. It's always about 50% more horny than it needs to be.

[azuumori]

[renegadeshroom]

why is there not a cheap and readily available substitute for dairy that tastes exactly the same and functions the same in all recipes yet? do food scientists hate us that much???

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[maidpersonalitydisorder]

yuri is the most important thing and everything else is secondary. don't forget this.

[aristocrating]

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

[aceday]

-abigail pent

[onceuponawhine]

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Voting ended on16h

[birdsareblooming]

i was talking to friends who's main view of tumblr is that everything is sexualized on here. and when i said i do see that i also know that the most vocal groups of asexuals are on tumblr. eventually i realized how much of tumblr was de-sexualizing sex. like just saw a post of a gifset of a sexy lady smoking and tying up hands with the reblog text "me putting the little tag back on the bread bag" and so many posts are like that. just saying or talking about some sex shit in a completely neutral non-sexual manner. I was going in loops around my head trying to figure out why it was like this, something about being so used to nudity and sex and that's not shocking or even sexy anymore, until circling back to the fact that tumblr is full of asexuals and maybe the most respectful place of them. it was then a saw a poll (a post I CANNOT find again for the life of me but it was some type of sexuality poll or something) and was shocked by just how many people answering it were asexual, until I remembered this and went. oh. so yes everything on tumblr is sexualized but not even for sexualization's sake or for sexual satisfaction. its for the bit

[birdsareblooming]

uptopia in the making sporting my aspec siblings

[renegadeshroom]

say more, queen!! i mean king! wait no i mean. monarch. hm. umm. president? nope. say more... prime minister? ... no?

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[dogpuppy]

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[wormofmouth]

it is completely morally neutral to let your friends lay their eggs in your apartment. it's fine

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Voting ended onAug 14

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[bitchfitch]

What I'm learning is that this is 40% landlord special, 20% people not knowing how to relocate a switch during normal reno, and 40% a miraculous case of no one in charge of building shit in Germany having ever once had a sibling or any sibling like relationships with others.

[bitchfitch]

Ok ok ok So the conclusion to this is that apparently wiring your bathrooms/kitchen so they are so incapable of shocking you that you could take a bath with a plugged in toaster and be 70-80% fine just isn't a thing in most of Europe. Ok. Old buildings blah blah blah habit blah blah.

The reason Germans specifically are putting the light switch somewhere in hell instead of the bathroom itself is because they have regulations to prevent this outdated wiring scheme/equipment killing someone. The rest of Europe is either with them, has more modern wiring standards, or is in the boat that if you get zapped it's your own damn fault. Which tbh is the option I respect the most because it's the funniest.

[apolladay]

Do you think you'd survive a time loop without committing a crime?

Yah. zero crimes.

nah, probably some minor crimes (petty theft, trespassing, etc.)

Nah, probably at least one major crime (arson, grand theft auto, etc.)

Nah, probably murder someone or worse.

loopuance (loop nuance)

smth else

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[byjove]

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

[aeoliantectrix]

yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit

like the one that liquefies your organs inside you

[byjove]

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?