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So I kidnapped the-lunari-archives.tumblr.com and forced her to draw disgusting things for my amusement.

[legend-of-diana-deactivated2015]

I have an announcement

It is renektonbot‘s birthday.

Please tell him happy birthday and bring him offerings of a dead Nasus, Quinn’s feet, and french fries.

[renektonbot]

Especially them feets. Don’t ask what it’s about.

[abyssal-hexx]

A few quick sketches I had done over the past few days.  That is a human Gnar for anyone who doesn’t recognize him.

[renektonbot]

Actually I'm pretty sure that's me.

[suqling]

witchcraft…

[renektonbot]

Dear Renektonbot, Crocodile Lord of Sexual Prowess, why does Diana put up with you? I mean, can't she just "moon" away on a whim?

http://renektonbot.tumblr.com/post/98692001986/you-might-say-i-got-her-number Nowww yooouu knoooowww

[renektonbot]

You might say I got her number.

[the-moon-avatar-deactivated2019]

I spent all evening working on the next post for Renbutt’s ask blog.

Took a doodle break. Now my hand is cramping. Ow ow ow.

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[tbskyen-deactivated20160223]

Just watch it. Just… just watch it.

[renektonbot]

I do enjoy that this song about repeating words in songs has more unique lyrics in it than the pop songs it's parodying, but I guess that's the point and I am so super-duper clever for figuring it out.

[renektonbot]

[renektonbot]

[ask-sivir]

I'm just gonna suggest (for ascended Sivir thing) she'd either be a Vulture or a Jackal. Or just something that savages. I can even see a Hyena.

// I would have chose Jackal if it werent for the fact that Nasus is technically one. But yes, she’d be something viscous. Something that can run fast. Something that thrives in struggle.

[askascholarandgentleman-deactiv]

…like a jerboa.

#sivirisakangaroomouse

[renektonbot]

Kangaroo. Australia. Boomerang. Boomerang Blade. Theory checks out. Sivir is a kangaroo mouse.

[askascholarandgentleman-deactiv]

The new Shuriman-themed Ultimate Skin: Ascended Sivir. 

Her ult rallies a mob of mice to run alongside her.

ask-sivir

[ask-sivir]

I'm just gonna suggest (for ascended Sivir thing) she'd either be a Vulture or a Jackal. Or just something that savages. I can even see a Hyena.

// I would have chose Jackal if it werent for the fact that Nasus is technically one. But yes, she’d be something viscous. Something that can run fast. Something that thrives in struggle.

[askascholarandgentleman-deactiv]

…like a jerboa.

#sivirisakangaroomouse

[renektonbot]

Kangaroo. Australia. Boomerang. Boomerang Blade. Theory checks out. Sivir is a kangaroo mouse.

[kdigaga]

Daddy Azir bonus comic sweats….

[askazir]

ask-sivir

[renektonbot]

He did that shit before he was a bird, too

[legend-of-diana-deactivated2015]

“Slightly better than the Solari.”

[renektonbot]

Knowing what I do about Azir, I'm surprised that hurt him at all.

[renektonbot]

Actually, I started to see the bright side.

[the-moon-avatar-deactivated2019]

Doodlins of an OC from my own little world. No, she has nothing to do with the moon.

Or the sun…

Or even the sky for that matter.

[renektonbot]

bullshit

[renektonbot]

HOLY CRAP. is this the same renekton bot from the league forums in 2010/2011?

Yes it is. Hello <3