Noa

She/Her, 25 Beginner artist

[headspace-hotel]

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

[headspace-hotel]

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[nightcord-at-25]

[assmart]

please tell me you ppl have seen wet owls.

[assmart]

look at these fucking things

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[wolfer-aid]

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

[wolfer-aid]

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[the-a-j-universe]

That's just the same man again.

[folkloregirlfriend]

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

[virtie333]

[tunafarts]

[desinteresse]

I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.

[desinteresse]

This is about the guy who’s gf got obsessed with The Terror so he offered to roleplay as a doomed victorian arctic explorer during sex.

[3000s]

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

[catboybeebop]

op is this you

[jame7t]

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

[cryptotheism]

From what

[jame7t]

nobody would be able to stop me

[mafuyuh]

you have a beautiful smile.

[rentakittyart]

‘Am I cute?’

‘The cutest girl in the world’

[thickness-protection-program]

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

[the-tree-line]

getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop

[the-tree-line]

illustrative guide

[librarycard]

its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality