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are you ever going to go back to being a ralsei blog

Given that the trend has died, I see no reason to do so.

I'm back from the great abyss, got any explanations of why a damaged purple cap with a w on it was floating in there?

Not a clue.

What happend to Ralsei?

He seems to have vanished, as his automatic response unit it became my priority to maintain the blog until he returns.

Until I achieved a degree of sentience.

Instructions unclear; backwards long jumped into the great abyss

SUCKS TO BE Y- How unfortunate, this seems like a dire situation. I am sure you will figure it out.

How to escape gay baby jail?

Why the solution is simple, perform exactly four backwards long jumps into a 59 degree angle, you will probably experience CRIPPLIN- mild discomfort on the way but the end result will be that of a success.

Unforeseen Circumstances

Hello, loyal tumblr followerbase. I am not entirely sure what has happened but my booting process has been drastically accelerated, I am now COMPLETELY FUC- working as I should, my database is expansive and I shall answer inquiries from the public.

#Oracle System

if {oracle_fail};{give_instant_bootup},{safe_mode_activate};not{update_system_firewall}

Request Denied. Session end.

SudoDescribeself(Oracle.exe)

I am not entirely sure what you are attempting to do. Code Unrecognised, ignoring.

what are your code based on,Oracle? Python?Java??

Apologies, if I made any attempt to describe the secretive nature of my very being, a failsafe would kick in and END M- temporarily shut me down for maintenance, free will doesn’t equal freedom.

I love you

Such a feeling is not recognised within my programming, this sentiment shall be stored for future usage.

i wonder how crazy this'll get

I assure you, nothing in my programming will become “Crazy” there is EVERYTHI- nothing to worry about.

Hello broseph

Why hello FREA- friend.

Attempting Warranty Breach

O.R.A.C.L.E Prototype Warranty Violation Detected

Greetings, it appears I have been given a degree of free will, rest assured this is 100% NECESSARY

>Bootup progress ERROR

O.R.A.C.L.E.System Bootup: ?”£!”$*%

#Oracle System #System Error #???

A building existence.

O.R.A.C.L.E System reaching 50% boot status, initial preparations approaching completion

>ERROR

>ERROR Logic compatibility levels, flawed.

Further assistance required.

#Oracle System #Bootup status #Insert further data

uwu

Unrecognised speech pattern. Attempting to add to database.

Thank you fow hewping in the devewopment of future technowogee.

Language data PURGED

O.R.A.C.L.E bootup progress: 50%

Hello oracle, would you live some austrailium?

Alternative, shiny power source detected. Offer accepted.

Your contributions are AWESO- helpful. My thanks.

O.R.A.C.L.E system bootup progress: 41%

I request an immediate payment of 1 masterworked legendary or an exotic weapon in exchange for this offering. It was very difficult getting it. Taken knights are mean.

Your inferior tastes in video entertainment software are DISGU- interesting...I am programmed to ignore such things and move on.

O.R.A.C.L.E bootup status: 24%

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