Jeremy Goldstein, Reporter

Let God into your life, Choose abstinence. ✝️🙏 Devout Christian, Reporter, Camp Councilor [[rp account!! Death count: 7]]

[reporter-boy-jerry]

You may party in hell, but you will be the barbecue.

Here to spread the good word ✝️, and provide you with Hatchetfield’s breaking news!📰

Admin here, I also run @gary-goldstein-law and @honey-mother-monroe ! Usually Lit to Semi-Lit, but I’ll match your roleplaying style if I can! I am a queer man (he/it) and open to shipping! ooc will be tagged as #not Jerry , and Jerry’s tumblr posts will be tagged #Jerryposting and #hatchetblr . The roleplaying will be tagged #Jerry do thang . I am open to ships, but no pro-ship stuff! All of my ooc text will be purple! <3

[babygirlismpersonified]

hey friends. if any of you are keeping an eye on my rp blogs you might have realized that I have been doin' just about NOTHIN. There's reasons for it though!

I've been doing kinda Suck lately, so I've only been able to keep up with one of my accounts (nico) but I will also have to take a step back from him for just a bit.

I currently have... many things wrong with me!

I have double ear infections, an infected wound on my chest, a NON-infected cut on my foot that has not even scabbed over the past 4 or so days, a mystery illness that has been leaving me so drained that I have been falling asleep for hours at a time during the day, AND I'm off my depression/anxiety meds.

All that, plus school? I'm struggling. I don't even have the energy to rp right now. I love you all, though. Hopefully my next update isn't from a hospital bed. :,)

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Chicken butt

Jerry tries to suppress a giggle, and fails.

Alright, you got me with that one!

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Guess what?

What?

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Jerry doll.....

-@loyd-jobson

Loyd! Hey!

[loyd-jobson]

I've missed you.... And I need your help with something

[reporter-boy-jerry]

I've missed you too, hon- What do you need?

[reporter-boy-jerry]

I have a confession to make

Forgive me, random dude who works in the woods, for I have sinned.

My sin? Being too awesome

I should have never become a priest. Sigh.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Hiiii sorry for stealing your likeness and name that one time and also maybe traumatizing you!

-Jerry! @totally-normal-real-human

ooc)) ^ totally normal human and definitely not a shapeshifting alien (LYING). Boy Jerry probably ran into him like ONCE when she was unshifted so he was just confronted by this weird claylike blob thing that politely asked him what his name was. And then it stole his name.

Hey,,,! You're the. Yeah.

Nice to see you again.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Idk. Should I confess?

I can't force you to- Forcing people to confess their sins is kinda counterproductive.

The youth group gas taught me that much.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

I sinned

Do you.. want to confess? Or are you just letting me know?

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Any bible verses for us, lover boy?

gchhf- lover boy?

I- yeah, actually.

1 Corinthians 13:13 "So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love."

[reporter-boy-jerry]

No. Fix your posture

Jerry sticks out his tongue and goes back to hunching over to work on something for work.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Shrimp check!

Check your posture, are you a shrimp?

... I'm not fixing my posture. I'm doing stuff.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Jerry doll.....

-@loyd-jobson

Loyd! Hey!

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Shrimp check

What,???

[reporter-boy-jerry]

lick

I hope you get a disease.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Father I have a sin to confess.

Yes, my child? I can absolve you.

[reporter-boy-jerry]

Hey mate!

Didn't actually know you had a tumblr...

How's life at the moment?

[ @enbyjerey ] - ⭐

It's going... pretty well! I think I might be... gay? Or something along those lines?

How are you?