Salazzle Dazzle

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oh my gosh you haven't even met them!

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mrrrrr sleepy and warm and spaghetti is all active peering at me from her tank

[clementleaf-a]

sPaghetti????????

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my rainbow boa! my beardie is named meatball

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no you can not come out right now and slither around you slithery rainbow noodle!!

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mrrrrr sleepy and warm and spaghetti is all active peering at me from her tank

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// @reptilicious It’s 6 AM and my mind just couldn’t let go of this. ALligator body ppillow snuggle. Yes.

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[[SCREAMS I LOVE AHHHH

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hex always making me blush =v=

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shadesandslays:

No.

I get the gist. I think.

well maybe someday i can show it to you!

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shadesandslays:

Jack-of-all-trades kind.

Yes.

Body pillow?

oh...do you not know what a body pillow is?  mine is like a big stuffed animal that looks like an alligator!

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shadesandslays:

Problem solver.

M’fine.

Yourself?

oh, what sort of problem solver? how do you make money that way? im good, wanting someone to cuddle but i got my handy alligator body pillow!

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cause i’m a hufflepuff through and through

Keep reading

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shadesandslays: 

Didn’t know it was viable.

Good to know.

um...yeah...so how are you? what do you do for a living?

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shadesandslays:

Is streaming a career?

oh, yeah that’s what i do for money!  it’s been hard getting to where i am but now i can actually be comfortable. 

[nehaelennia]

reptilicious:

oh. hi there! what’s your name!?

Strider.

Yourself?

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my name’s davey. local gamer/streamer and reptile lover!

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reptilicious started following you

Hello.

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oh. hi there! what’s your name!?

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i can always snuggle my alligator body pillow 

[greelin]

“do you ever sleep?” do i give off the impression/vibe/aura of someone who ever sleeps

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i would really like someone to cuddle with or something