lida bida boda butt

who up having issue and lawfully begetting they don't call him slutty enobarbus! i'm grem i use any pronouns

[resident-dumb-fuck]

somewhere out there there is a beautiful world where the tags for the deep cut shakespeare plays have shitposts and fanart and stuff in them. we need to get the hamlet stans into cymbeline and shit. balance out the ecosystem a little.

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[skovenshemmeligheder]

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[thekashishverse]

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

[delicate-viscera]

eating an overdue meal like “i can feel my power returning”

[waterthedirtflowerslastforyou]

❤️🙏🏽

[godpup]

hey it's me the dog that loses. bet on me

[resident-dumb-fuck]

let's all hang out forever and ever

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[no-one-offical]

‎

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[wildehacked]

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[tyrian-red]

most men have two fuckable holes. some men have three. but, against all odds, julius caesar (100 BC to 44 BC) managed to amass an astounding 25 holes by the time of his death

[sittingonadockeatingstrawberries]