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somewhere out there there is a beautiful world where the tags for the deep cut shakespeare plays have shitposts and fanart and stuff in them. we need to get the hamlet stans into cymbeline and shit. balance out the ecosystem a little.

#shakespeare #And this is why john movie should give me one william dollars for my shitty high school a&c movie and my shitty high school cymbeline movie #shitty high school cymbeline exists only because i want the trunk to be iachimo breaking into imogen's locker

My liege thou hast been reported to HR

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‘Twas not me, my liege. Thine japes and jests are most legendary and not uncomfortable in the slightest, I swear it.

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Yes my liege a memo hath been distributed to all that reads “Please do not tell people to ‘shake that jangly ass’ while they are on the job” and now I may not be a learned man my liege but hast thou been violating the restraining order placed upon thee by the court jester again?

dude malcolm lying out of his ass about how horny he is to macduff and then going "SIKE! i was actually lying and i have 0 sexual experience." then telling him to man the fuck up and stop crying over his brutally slaughtered wife and young children and then after macduff tells him that actually you can cry as a man replying with "ohhh, i've never considered that. thank you for telling me. i'll think about this" all within a SINGLE SCENE is so fucking funny

#the guy of all time #macbeth

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Everyone's got that 1 friend named honest iago who never lies to them

butchhamlet

my other thought of the day is do any of you remember in diary of a wimpy kid when rodrick tells greg that the best way to make people proud is to lower their expectations so far that they're pleasantly surprised when you do something like move your dirty underwear off the kitchen table? that's herein i shall imitate the sun

butchhamlet

spot the difference games are nuts these days

#henry iv

frontmansdog

to be completely honest *starts lying

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i fod yn hollol onest *yn dechrau dweud celwydd

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sincerus ero *mentiri incipit

thoodleoo

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

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had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes