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Well, aren't you a curious little thing... [Side-Blog to SpookyxSkeletons]

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Big Announcement

While my Assistant still isn’t over their writer’s block, I have taken the liberty of starting a new blog! Not that I don’t love this one, but I rather not have just a side blog and deal with whatever my Assistant has on their dash. I haven’t seen someone so interested in skeletons and dragons before!

...You did what?

You’ll thank me later. Regardless I will now be over at @residentaccursed and I do hope all my lovely followers will join me there as well!

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...Do you think you could help with my writer’s block?

“Dear, not even my daemonic powers can help with writer’s block.”

Well it was worth a shot.

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“....Aren’t you supposed to be doing paperwork, Assistant?”

I would be if you didn’t bother Verstael so much.

“Oh, what is the old man complaining about now?”

Tonberry infestation in his lab...which I bet you had absolutely nothing to do with.

“And you would be correct on that.”

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I shall give you one (1) cookie

My what a coincidence! I had just been thinking about getting one actually.

Congratulations though, you just saved my Assistant’s stash they think I don’t know about.

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Twue cwime

Anonymous asked:

H-HEWWO?! MWISTER CHANCWELLOR

…..Are you two okay? Why are you speaking like that?

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..on second thought i think i may be weak for you. uh oh,, uh oh you're kinda hot-

Do I now? What a surprising turn of events…

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listen up regardless of whatever fucked up bullshit that asshole named bahamut is putting you through you’re still very pretty and we love you :)

Anonymous asked:

listen. jus because hat man is intimidating doesn’t mean he a bad person. if you disagree, meet me in the Denny’s parking lot.

Oh, aren’t you two just the sweetest~

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“Wait….”

“You were seriously threatening to turn me into a Daemon all because I wanted to try on your hat?! What the heck man!”

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“Oh no, of course not! That would be overkill wouldn’t you think?”

It would give him a pretty funny excuse though.

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Awwwww Mr Chancellor likes true crime UwU

What can I say? I like to pick out the mistakes and make the ideas better.

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“Huh, never knew you were one to watch crime related shows…”

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“There’s a lot you don’t know about me, little gunman~” a moment of silence, “...And you don’t quite pull off the hat look like I do I’m afraid.”

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Ardyn have you been binge watching true crime documentaries again?

“Noooo, of course not. I have chancellor duties after all!”

[He has.]

“Hush you.”

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📖 how to hide a body

Bad Advice from the Accursed | Always Open

Feed it to your local daemons. Works every time and no one would think the wiser of it.

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Prompto thought he was in the clear as he was homeward bound, however, he didn’t count on the man disappearing into a miasma and suddenly grabbed the back of his collar! 

He yelped out as he was grabbed, gripping both hands on the hat as he was lifted as wide violet-blue hues nervous stare into dark ones as it seemed his life was going to end here if he didn’t return the hat. He gulped slowly, sheepishly grinning.

“C-Come on dude…the hat can’t be that important than someone’s life, right?…….right??”

He could so easily turn the boy into a daemon right now and sick him on his friends. Or he could just injure him to within a inch of his life and drop him on the little prince’s doorstep. The possibilities were endless really...but he was feeling merciful and he would have his revenge in due time.

Ardyn was silent for a few moments, eyeing with a cold calculated gaze, but then he just let a smile form on his lips.

“If it was then you wouldn’t have made it this long.” he answered in a pleasant tone, “Now I’m going to ask one more time; my hat if you will...”