Relentlessly Pitiless 💢

[[ Uncertain Hiatus Duration, Lost Interest ]] ❝ 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔 '𝚎𝚖! 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛 '𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗?! ❞

[resistingadifficultytweak]

⚠ [ Intro // Interactions Encouraged ] ⚠

The handheld camera is peeked around a corner, gunfire and yells are heard from both sides barking demands at their respective crews. "You see that dumbass over there?" he points towards one of the heisters. he giggles before quickly setting the camera on the floor, pulling out his nightstick as he rushes towards the heister, suddenly slamming into them with his boots. He then proceeds to straddle their lap before they can get off of the ground, beating the shit out of them with the nightstick. "STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF!" The camera is then kicked to the side and the view is blocked. but going by the audio, he's having the time of his life. "GODDAMMIT CLOAKER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Welcome to my Cloaker Payday (namely 2) RP Ask Blog !! Nice to meet you, I'm Wyvern! and here's some shit you'll probably want to read to get the most out of this! but i don't control you, sooo.. 1. NO ASKS ARE OFF THE TABLE, but if i am uncomfortable, i will let you know or ignore your ask entirely! ⚡︎. Note, minors be cautious of potential suggestive content, though spicy content will be tagged! also, I may not look at this blog often, so be patient please <3 2. Yes, you ARE allowed to fuck with him any way you want. and interacting with him (especially in character) is encouraged!! don't be scared of bothering me!! I WANT TO BE BOTHERED!! ⚡︎. Note, interactions even from different universes are welcome as well !! doesn't even have to just be Payday interactions! 3. This portrayal of the Cloaker is 40/60 canon and memey/headcanoned !! which i'm pretty sure is expected LOL ⚡︎. Note, I got introduced to Payday by RussianBadger and have yet to play any of the games, so if I miss anything, especially lore related, let me know !! 4. He WILL be a bit of an asshole, that is just how i stay in character for him, but i (Wyvern) am not an asshole, so you're welcome to tell me if his behavior is too much for you!! ⚡︎. Note, he WILL be breaking the fourth wall, this should be expected PFFT. ALSO! While this blog is Cloaker-oriented, other law enforcements can be given asks too! 5. Whenever I am speaking, my text will be colored in red, and the tag "wyvern speaks" will be present! Now, go bash his stupid fucking skull in!!!!!!!! (and if anything i do makes you uncomfortable, again, let me know !!) > This section is for topics/things I'm uncomfortable with < ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Nothing exists here yet! but I will update when necessary!

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"heyyy, bud.. how's your knee?"

Taser grinned, holding something behind his back, out of view.

"Heard you've been havin' a rough time... i brought 'cha somethin'"

(HEYY BOO,,, HAVENT TALKED IN A WHILE, MISSED YA ^3^ -PF)

HEY POOKIEEEEE MISSED YA TOO!! <333 Cloaker raises an eyebrow, looking worse for wear but still the same hot shmuck he's always been, crossing his arms over his stomach. "yeaahhh? what is it, huh?"

[thefuckingsparkman]

"Well, I brought you gum."

Taser grinned, giggling softly while offered the package, a stick already halfway out.

Oh, this was gonna be hilarious...

[resistingadifficultytweak]

...he kept his eyebrow raised, glaring up at Tazer after looking over the offered packet of gum. he knew exactly what was up, but decided to humor him anyways. he then gave a grin, reaching forward. "that's so kind of you!" he'd then reach forward, grabbing the 'offered' gum stick, getting shocked and yet hardly twitching. just. sitting there. still smiling.

[resistingadifficultytweak]

He could watch a girl just storm into his apartment and immediately just fall onto the couch, her face buried into a pillow as she took off her skull mask and just screamed into said pillow 😭 whatever mumbles he could probably hear were all related to how stupid everything is.

- ☠︎︎

hush, we're just gonna say he's back home but still on medical leave He wasn't THAT worried when he heard someone storm into his apartment, but he did pause the game he had going, being very careful getting up since, even while very medicated, it was still a pain (literally) to walk. but he ignored it for the moment. he'd walk into the living room, glancing around before noticing her, shifting his body weight on the crutch as he came over. he'd tilt his head in confusion. "hey,, everything alright?" he'd ask, quirking an eyebrow.

[existential-feelings]

She'd lift her face up to look at him, her hair frizzy as she took off the ski mask that was underneath her skull mask.

'' People are frustrating . . Not you , you're fine , but everybody else has just been on my nerves and I can't catch a damn break . ''

'' . . How's your leg , by the way ? Did you need anything while I was out ? I can go back and grab something if you need it — '' Such a drastic change, from bitching and being all serious and irritated to going back to worrying about his own health. She did sit up to talk to him, though, but she still clearly had a lot going through her head.

[resistingadifficultytweak]

After a short moment of thinking, he grinned and shifted his weight so he could use both of his hands. "oh well i'm gonna need this, and this, and that, maybe a bit of this, definitely some of thattt-" as he went on and on, he raised each finger respectively as if he were listing off genuine items, but the silly grin he had on his face and the way he was glancing off showed he was just trying to make her laugh. "but for realzies, i'm okay, i've just been playing whatever games i have on my gaming console. currently playing uhh......" he scratches his chin a bit, which had a bit of a shadow beard currently, since he hasn't really had the time to shave. "just some random strat game, really." "what about you, hm? who's got you down?" he then gave a grin and gently punched his palm. "i could beat em up even in this condition!"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

He could watch a girl just storm into his apartment and immediately just fall onto the couch, her face buried into a pillow as she took off her skull mask and just screamed into said pillow 😭 whatever mumbles he could probably hear were all related to how stupid everything is.

- ☠︎︎

hush, we're just gonna say he's back home but still on medical leave He wasn't THAT worried when he heard someone storm into his apartment, but he did pause the game he had going, being very careful getting up since, even while very medicated, it was still a pain (literally) to walk. but he ignored it for the moment. he'd walk into the living room, glancing around before noticing her, shifting his body weight on the crutch as he came over. he'd tilt his head in confusion. "hey,, everything alright?" he'd ask, quirking an eyebrow.

[benders-back]

To that one guy who I'm moots with but we don't say a word to each other, yet you like most/all of my posts and reblogs, I see you man

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"heyyy, bud.. how's your knee?"

Taser grinned, holding something behind his back, out of view.

"Heard you've been havin' a rough time... i brought 'cha somethin'"

(HEYY BOO,,, HAVENT TALKED IN A WHILE, MISSED YA ^3^ -PF)

HEY POOKIEEEEE MISSED YA TOO!! <333 Cloaker raises an eyebrow, looking worse for wear but still the same hot shmuck he's always been, crossing his arms over his stomach. "yeaahhh? what is it, huh?"

[leave-this-dead-please-deactiva]

Wolf <3

[resistingadifficultytweak]

'' it's been a minute , cloak , you doing alright ? Run out of heisters to harass or something ? ''

- ☠︎︎

[ Shaking in Attached Image.png ] "One of your guys literally busted my kneecap. I've been BEDRIDD " the text cuts off there.

[lesbian-ferret]

A full on painted realistic reference of Gia

[resistingadifficultytweak]

'' hey , whenever you get the chance to , can you see if I left some hair ties on the counter ? I couldn't find them in my bag , I'm thinking I misplaced them . ''

- ☠︎︎

in response, she gets a picture of every single one of her missing hair ties being stretched between his pointer and middle finger, then the following text, "haven't seen em."

[existential-feelings]

'' fucking asshole . Look , if you can get them to me during your shift or just keep an eye on them so I don't lose them forever , that works just fine . Thank you cloakerrrrrrr <3 ''

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"i'll make sure to try and snipe your eyes out with em during the heist i know yalls are planning rn" "head back to my place after? ;3"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

'' hey , whenever you get the chance to , can you see if I left some hair ties on the counter ? I couldn't find them in my bag , I'm thinking I misplaced them . ''

- ☠︎︎

in response, she gets a picture of every single one of her missing hair ties being stretched between his pointer and middle finger, then the following text, "haven't seen em."

[resistingadifficultytweak]

Hey just a heads up be careful when opening ur mailbox I didnt do it but there’s probably a pipebomb in there joy did it not me

-🦈

.............he slowly presses a button on his helmet. "hey command, can you tell @droppinglikeafuckingpiano..... when he's available, to.. check my mailbox too.." he mutters as he looks over the text message.

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"give me a fucking minute, you baby. I'm working on something. Besidessss, it's just a fucking scary looking firework with some wires!"

[pahin-killah]

Say, Dozey, would you mind doing the same for me? Y’know, just in case- I-I’ll be there to make sure your not hurt-

Totally not the voice of a nervous man

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"you god damn babies!..I'll be right there 😒"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"YAYYYYYYYYYY" confetti noise.wav

[primarycareprovider]

"Me trying to convince y'all to get your yearly check up (yes this applies to the cops as well. Being healthy is for everyone. ) "

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"oh sick, healthcare! --and i would go to Medic but like,,,,,,, he doesn't need to be taking care of my minor scrapes and bullet wounds" :3 "check me, doc!! check me, check me!!" why is he excited about this,,??

[primarycareprovider]

"Well... you cops ain't my specialty. Especially since y'all have that horde of medics. More used to treating those clowns... buuuuuut, I suppose it wouldn't be too different, same wounds and all."

"Stop by the clinic anytime and I'll patch you up! Come with some insider info about your unit and I'll do your checkup for free :) "

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"hmmmmmmm free healthcare for infoooooo........" oh no, he's actually thinking about it. "i mean i'm not sure what i could tell you the Payday freaks don't already knoww,,,"

[primarycareprovider]

"I take office gossip as payment as wellllll...."

[resistingadifficultytweak]

insert very interested, comical eyebrow raise here. "you got yourself a deal, i have so much fucking tea."

[primarycareprovider]

"Me trying to convince y'all to get your yearly check up (yes this applies to the cops as well. Being healthy is for everyone. ) "

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"oh sick, healthcare! --and i would go to Medic but like,,,,,,, he doesn't need to be taking care of my minor scrapes and bullet wounds" :3 "check me, doc!! check me, check me!!" why is he excited about this,,??

[primarycareprovider]

"Well... you cops ain't my specialty. Especially since y'all have that horde of medics. More used to treating those clowns... buuuuuut, I suppose it wouldn't be too different, same wounds and all."

"Stop by the clinic anytime and I'll patch you up! Come with some insider info about your unit and I'll do your checkup for free :) "

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"hmmmmmmm free healthcare for infoooooo........" oh no, he's actually thinking about it. "i mean i'm not sure what i could tell you the Payday freaks don't already knoww,,,"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

Hey just a heads up be careful when opening ur mailbox I didnt do it but there’s probably a pipebomb in there joy did it not me

-🦈

.............he slowly presses a button on his helmet. "hey command, can you tell @droppinglikeafuckingpiano..... when he's available, to.. check my mailbox too.." he mutters as he looks over the text message.

[primarycareprovider]

"Me trying to convince y'all to get your yearly check up (yes this applies to the cops as well. Being healthy is for everyone. ) "

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"oh sick, healthcare! --and i would go to Medic but like,,,,,,, he doesn't need to be taking care of my minor scrapes and bullet wounds" :3 "check me, doc!! check me, check me!!" why is he excited about this,,??

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"hey bull. finally get that makeup washed off your visor?" he snickered.

"actually, some asshole drew a schlong in red lipstick when I was napping in the back of the swat van >:( I tell ya, can't get a second of damn peace.."

"I didn't realize until I was out there and couldn't see properly, either. Real easy target, dozer with a dick on his face!" -he started snickering after he said that-

[resistingadifficultytweak]

Cloaker couldn't help but snicker as well.. ahhh if only he were on duty when that happened.. "awwww.... eepy widdle dazey Dozerrrrr....~" he cooed teasingly, giggling under his breath as he laced his fingers together. "was it a good naaaaaap?"

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"oh shut your mouth before I shut it for ya! And,,, honestly yeah I'd say it was a good nap. Dreamed about putting those clowns heads on a spike, very nice"

"I have a shit sleep schedule, let the dozer 'doze' off a bit before his job for fucks sake 😒"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

he sighed with satisfaction at the description of the dream. "damn, that DOES sound good,," "and why's that, eh? you're the biggest.. big guns we have! is that 'cause of the job or are you just... yknow, terrible?" he teased, poking the Dozer in the helmet playfully. obviously he wasn't ACTUALLY calling the other terrible, but they knew by now that was just his way of communicating.

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"the job. I'd say I'm doing fucking FANTASTIC at my jobs! I just also,, struggle sleeping at night"

-he nudged his head into the cloakers head, almost like a headbutt but definitely not as hard as one LMAO-

[resistingadifficultytweak]

he purred with delight at the nudge, returning it with a lil nuzzle of their helmets. "ya need something or.. someone to cuddle? think there's studies about it helping with sleep issuesssss..." he asked teasingly of course but, there was also a hint of realness behind the question.

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"thank you for the offer, man, but I'm all set with my snuggle buddy! So, don't you worry bout me >:)" -ayo??-

[resistingadifficultytweak]

"oh yeahhh? who's the lucky one, hmmmmmm?" he leaned in further, pressing his helmet against Dozer's a bit. well now his curiosity's been piqued.

[droppinglikeafuckingpiano]

"oh, y'know,, just somebody who likes to watch me work. That's all :3"

[resistingadifficultytweak]

sssssqqqqqquuuuuuuiiiiiiinnnnnnttttttttt................ "Dozer queer real..?" he'd mutter.