[resists]

had a booger. its a girl

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[charl0ttan]

ok are you a guy?

[charl0ttan]

this tweet has been uining me

[capyclara]

I WILL CAST ABOMINABLE FILTH AT YOU

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[bumpscosity]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[humiliationvictim]

Humiliated again…

[humandisconnected]

Humiliated again 🤤🤤🤤

[humiliationvictim]

Well it’s not a good thing at all

[kragehund-est]

i just did the opposite of sex. idk what it was, but i know that's what happened. i felt it.

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life