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blogging from the serious room for the next one hundred billion trillion years

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[bumpscosity]

Bumpscosity - she/they/it (go hog wild no preference idc)

don’t remember who i am or why you followed me? here’s all my old urls!

Icon by Matthieu Cousin

i just post about whatever’s living in my head rent free at the moment, i reblog from the coolest people on this site so go give em a follow :)

my favorite colors are purple and periwinkle and my hobbies include making up scenarios and drawing sometimes

I'm over 18, minors are welcome to hang out here but expect some joking around that's lightly nsfw. I don't post porn or anything tho lmao

been here since 2017 and don’t plan on leaving any time soon but if this place DOES go to shit here’s my bluesky 👍

spam reblogs/likes are welcome

feel free to ask for something to be tagged, if i post about it a lot i may decline to tag it but there’s no harm in asking :)

mutuals feel free to message me i love getting messages AUOGH and any non-mutual feel free to send asks i love getting asks so so much

i have a sorta dni here, generally no radfems terfs maps etc

here’s a bunch of important stuff/donation links from others

here's a couple different ways to support me monetarily if you'd like! don't feel pressure to though, it's just for fun stuff :)

more stuff under the cut 👍

my header is a reference to the greatest video on the internet

i’m POSIC so if you ever see me being emotional about objects just know i’m not exaggerating

if you REALLY wanna go hog wild with names/pronouns you can use some from this secret list, most of the stuff there i’m still testing out so if you use them for me you’re a certified pronoun/name beta tester

the only tag i consistently use is #sassy speaks which is for my original posts, i tag some other interests of mine too, usually under their acronyms

i used to trigger tag with a tw at the end (e.i. #spiders tw) if not i just tag the trigger (e.i. #spiders)

i’ll probably add some blinkies and other stuff here at some point but for now uhhh

here is one dollar for reading all the way thru <3

[evilgirlmechanicock]

The fucked up thing about bringing pjackk back is 1. No one wanted it, not even pjackk, it's way funnier to weekend at bernie's the corpse, and 2. Just more ironclad proof that they can bring all the old blogs back that were deleted due to transphobia. And they won't.

Happy pride.

[evilgirlmechanicock]

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PJACKK IS ALREADY BANNED AGAIN JFKDLSJFKLDS STAFF GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL DOING, ARE YOU ALL BRAINDEAD??????????????? IS THERE ANYONE ACTUALLY THERE OR ARE THE OFFICES SHUTTERED AND A SINGLE SHITTY AI IS GOING THROUGH LISTENING TO COMPLAINTS AND BANNING PEOPLE "ARBITRARILY"

[frayed-wind]

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[touchstonelevity]

[crazy-brazilian]

lil wayne or wathever

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

Post by @3liza · 1 image

💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[evilgirlmechanicock]

The fucked up thing about bringing pjackk back is 1. No one wanted it, not even pjackk, it's way funnier to weekend at bernie's the corpse, and 2. Just more ironclad proof that they can bring all the old blogs back that were deleted due to transphobia. And they won't.

Happy pride.

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[bumpscosity]

JACK CONTE IS THE CEO OF PATREON???

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

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[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.