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If you ever get a cut, make sure to rub fresh horse shit and bacon grease into the wound to prevent infection

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Shit idea #31

Have unprotected sex at night because the sperm will be asleep

shit idea #30

For a fast easy way to lose weight- almost overdose on meth- you’ll never remember to eat since you’re too busy scratching all of your skin off

shit idea #29

Keep your organs nice and clean by drinking 8 glasses of bleach everyday

shit idea #28

Substitute eye drops with lemon juice! Vitamin C is good for your vision and you get it more directly from citrus

shit idea #27

drink a gallon of orange juice right after you brush your teeth

shit idea #26

sell your car for emergency gas money

shit idea #25

sue your parents for your bad genes

shit idea #24

Instead of peeing in the shower to save time, just go all the way and shit in the shower.

shit idea #23

instead of wasting hundred of dollars on a bidet, learn how to do handstands in the shower

shit idea #22

Install new iOS software before taking a dump

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shit idea #20

empty your water bed and fill it with rocks instead

shit idea #19

Eat a lot of food loaded with preservatives so that you don't age as fast.

shit idea #18

share porn videos with good storylines to your Facebook wall and make sure you have your family as friends on there

shit idea #17

if your computer freezes, set it on fire to warm it up

shit idea #16

shove a brick up your asshole so that you shit it out later for comedic effect

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