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@respect-the-tats
heyyyyyyy how's it goin chucklefucks.
tonny. 30s, he/him/his/whatever the fuck. man pronouns. lotta ink, lotta scars. lotta fuckin trauma. english aint my first language.
im from copenhagen (thats in denmark for those of you who didnt fuckin pass geometry). dont be an asshole when it comes to asks/dms.
taken anons: N., 🐞, {}, 🍀, 👋
Hehe
friend <3 are those crabs???
Yeah, they are crabs.
Well as long as theyre not down-under crabs, they're fine by me.
No, don't worry. It's just this cute crab... look at it! <3
TONNY, COME HERE, DON'T RUN. YOU HAVE 32 CRABS NOW.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT THING LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF PREDATOR
Hey, don't be rude. It's just one of the crabs you have. Look at the next one you have:
Yie! Those things exist???? Eep! Well... I guess he is kinda cute, if i tilt my head right... Benny's laughing his ass off again. At least im fuckin entertaining.
Been a while. I need tattoo recommendations, if you’ve got any. I’ll give your boy an iPad with Roblox pre-installed for your trouble.
— N.
Uhhhhh idk? Maybe a flower or song lyrics or a poem you like? The fuck is Roblox? He doesn't need an iPad. Thank you though.
Hey wait a sec! Aren't you the guy who asked me if we'd been in similar business in the past?
Not gonna annoy you this time...give me your current top 5 songs.
Aw man! C'mon! I love it when you annoy me.
Uhhhhh fuck gimme a minute.
Party in the cia (weird al yankovich)
Good as hell (lizzo)
This too shall pass (ok go)
Blue for you (men at work)
The snake (cherry poppin daddies)
Is this anything???
Oh yes very much. You have...a...rare taste. I shall listen to three of these five but I actually like blue for you!
Can imagine you vibing to lizzo too. Hehe.
I love lizzo so fucking much. She's so fucking gorgeous and she sends such a positive message about everything.
Agreed agreed, she's gorgeous.
I don't have a chance with her but I fuckin adore her
Well you still have chances with other women if not lizzo🤨
Oh?~ Oh yeah. Duh. Durhay. Not your fuckin fries daddy for no goddamn reason! Heh heh heh....
Well true, true. I'm making sure no one takes that from me anyway. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) you also got the same chance with other men. What was that saying about having both sides and all??
Hehe.
Oh so you mean zero chance (I kid). Lol
Actually not. I would ask if you want me to find you a husband to prove it but then I'll sound like grannies who match everyone up >:3
I mean if you wanna be my matchmaker~ since im already your fuckin fries daddy.
Hmmm do I get paid?
In fries and kisses, sure (im hard up for cash, sorry sweetcheeks)
What would you do if the tattoo artist misspelled that respect on your head...like, i don't know..."reshpect"?
Wait is it misspelled?!
No it's not. But what if?.....
Phew! Ok. If it were id be PISSED! But it would also be fuckin hilarious.
You're an easy man. At least in this aspect.....
Well I'm easy for you, sweetcheeks~
Hehe
friend <3 are those crabs???
Yeah, they are crabs.
Well as long as theyre not down-under crabs, they're fine by me.
No, don't worry. It's just this cute crab... look at it! <3
TONNY, COME HERE, DON'T RUN. YOU HAVE 32 CRABS NOW.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT THING LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF PREDATOR
WHAT- WHY?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?????
Hii. <3 How are you?
i'm good, i guess. benny has a cold, he spent all night crying. poor kid. how're you?
Well, I think I could get him something for his cough... You probably didn't get any sleep if he was coughing all night.
Speaking of which, did you eat anything, man? Sometimes you're so absent-minded.
Yeah I've eaten. Had another one of your Emotion Meals or whatever they're called from the Golden Arches or whatever the fuck its called. The fast food joint?
I should get him some NyQuil or something for his cough. It's bad, and he's miserable, poor kid. We've been watching TV, those spider-guy shows. Whatever those are.
Benny can't take NyQuil, Tonny, haha.
The labels on Children's NyQuil say it's safe for ages four and up. He could have serious side effects if you give it to him. We'd better give him a spoonful of honey and use a humidifier for him.
Oh, you mean McDonald’s. Looks like you got a Happy Meal. They have chicken salad options, did you know that?
Well, I guess you didn’t know that...
Are you watching Spider-Man? I don’t know much about movies. I don’t think I can help much there. I used to watch 5five when I was little...
he's 5? soon to be 6. i think he can probably take nyquil. but i think the honey and humanifier will help too.
THEY DO?! fuck. shit i'd be getting that instead of these flavorless mcnuggets or whatever.
spider-guy. yeah. that's what benny calls him. i prefer spider-dude but he doesn't. 5five? whazzat?
I think you could give him one, since they're safe for kids four and up and there's a kids' version. I think lemon tea with honey might also help with his cough, just like a humidifier.
Didn’t you know that instead of ordering a hamburger, you could ask them to give you nuggets instead? I guess you don’t know about the other types of hamburgers and the sizes… You’d be surprised to know there’s an XL size, just like XL fries and soda, haha.
I guess I like how Benny calls that guy, it sounds funnier. The kid has a wild imagination. And it’s Hi5, I got the name wrong. I had to look it up. It’s an Australian kids’ show from 1999, haha. Theoretically, “the five senses.”
Hmm. Idk shit about tea but I'll look into it. For now we're goin with NyQuil.
WAIT WHAT- THEY GOT MORE OPTIONS AT MCDORKO'S? I can't read the menus so I just ordered what the guy in front of me got. I still gotta learn to read English.
Interesting. Hi5. Huh.
Lemon tea with honey is good for throat. :)
Yeah, there are more options on the menu. They have burgers, chicken sandwiches, fries and sides, drinks, desserts, salads, McCafé, and the Happy Meal. They also sell fries with cheddar and bacon...
I guess it's interesting, though I doubt you've seen the show.
Do you like the berry frappe?
Ok. Im boiling water right now.
Oh wow. Clearly I gotta work on learning to read English so I can order more shit from McDorko's.
The what? The berry what?
Okay, you get the water ready. I'll bring the lemon tea and honey to make it for Benny. :)
Honestly, they have some good options. Although, well, you know, it is a fast-food place after all... It’s not like going to a restaurant or anything like that. Would you prefer somewhere else, like KFC or Burger King? I think you might like KFC. They sell chicken wings, as they’re called... Uh, fried chicken wings? Yeah. I think that’s right. They also sell nuggets.
The berry frappe... I’ll post a photo I took from the McDonald’s website here, haha.
I’m terrible at explaining things. It’s a water-based frozen drink with frozen strawberries and banana pulp. I think you might like it, since it’s summer over there. :P
It’s winter here.
Oh. Ok thanks sweetcheeks.
Wow. Good to know! Definitely gonna brush up on my reading and learn to read English.
Oh wow. Benny would love that I'm sure. I might just fuckin get him one for that poor throat of his!
Wow. Winter, huh? Damn. So you celebrate Christmas in the summer?
It's nothing. I already gave Benny his tea. You're a good dad, just like a good kid.~ Isn't that right, my dear boy?
Well, my English is terrible, too. I'm still studying and reading just like you. :P
Although I understand the menu... they have more frappés and milkshakes in different flavors, too.
Do you like chocolate milkshakes?
I think you could buy some... they also sell ice cream cones and sundaes. And there’s another one.
And yeah, I celebrate Christmas and New Year in the summer. It's funny.
...oh... thank you... im blushing rly fuckin hard rn. shit.
glad to know we're on the same page, sweetcheeks ;)
milkshakes????!?!?!?!!? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?! I LOVE MILKSHAKES!!!! yum
oooooooo delicious!!
:/ so no snow for christmas? that sucks. but back in denmark we had snow most of the time. always snow for christmas and new year's. we shut down for at least 2 weeks as soon as we get an inch of snow, it's pathetic but efficient.
You look cute with that blush. Now I'll take care of you and Benny, hehe.
I agree, that's good. Now you know what McDonald's is.
And yes, they have different milkshakes. They have vanilla, Oreo, strawberry, and chocolate at least in my country.
Hhere is no snow here for Christmas. It's no surprise that it snows so much in Denmark. I've never seen snow in my life. It doesn't snow where I live. It's frustrating that they cancel everything every two weeks due to the snow, but it's good for skipping school in Benny's case (just kidding, hehe). You're probably used to that.
Eek! I can't take the fuckin affection! Thank you.
Yeah, apparently I do. Yay capitalism!
Oreo? The fuck is that?
Well I didnt go to school for all that long so idk about snow days. IT DOESNT SNOW?! AT ALL???? you gotta go see some snow. Its amazing.
Hehe
friend <3 are those crabs???
Yeah, they are crabs.
Well as long as theyre not down-under crabs, they're fine by me.
Hii. <3 How are you?
i'm good, i guess. benny has a cold, he spent all night crying. poor kid. how're you?
Well, I think I could get him something for his cough... You probably didn't get any sleep if he was coughing all night.
Speaking of which, did you eat anything, man? Sometimes you're so absent-minded.
Yeah I've eaten. Had another one of your Emotion Meals or whatever they're called from the Golden Arches or whatever the fuck its called. The fast food joint?
I should get him some NyQuil or something for his cough. It's bad, and he's miserable, poor kid. We've been watching TV, those spider-guy shows. Whatever those are.
Benny can't take NyQuil, Tonny, haha.
The labels on Children's NyQuil say it's safe for ages four and up. He could have serious side effects if you give it to him. We'd better give him a spoonful of honey and use a humidifier for him.
Oh, you mean McDonald’s. Looks like you got a Happy Meal. They have chicken salad options, did you know that?
Well, I guess you didn’t know that...
Are you watching Spider-Man? I don’t know much about movies. I don’t think I can help much there. I used to watch 5five when I was little...
he's 5? soon to be 6. i think he can probably take nyquil. but i think the honey and humanifier will help too.
THEY DO?! fuck. shit i'd be getting that instead of these flavorless mcnuggets or whatever.
spider-guy. yeah. that's what benny calls him. i prefer spider-dude but he doesn't. 5five? whazzat?
I think you could give him one, since they're safe for kids four and up and there's a kids' version. I think lemon tea with honey might also help with his cough, just like a humidifier.
Didn’t you know that instead of ordering a hamburger, you could ask them to give you nuggets instead? I guess you don’t know about the other types of hamburgers and the sizes… You’d be surprised to know there’s an XL size, just like XL fries and soda, haha.
I guess I like how Benny calls that guy, it sounds funnier. The kid has a wild imagination. And it’s Hi5, I got the name wrong. I had to look it up. It’s an Australian kids’ show from 1999, haha. Theoretically, “the five senses.”
Hmm. Idk shit about tea but I'll look into it. For now we're goin with NyQuil.
WAIT WHAT- THEY GOT MORE OPTIONS AT MCDORKO'S? I can't read the menus so I just ordered what the guy in front of me got. I still gotta learn to read English.
Interesting. Hi5. Huh.
Lemon tea with honey is good for throat. :)
Yeah, there are more options on the menu. They have burgers, chicken sandwiches, fries and sides, drinks, desserts, salads, McCafé, and the Happy Meal. They also sell fries with cheddar and bacon...
I guess it's interesting, though I doubt you've seen the show.
Do you like the berry frappe?
Ok. Im boiling water right now.
Oh wow. Clearly I gotta work on learning to read English so I can order more shit from McDorko's.
The what? The berry what?
Okay, you get the water ready. I'll bring the lemon tea and honey to make it for Benny. :)
Honestly, they have some good options. Although, well, you know, it is a fast-food place after all... It’s not like going to a restaurant or anything like that. Would you prefer somewhere else, like KFC or Burger King? I think you might like KFC. They sell chicken wings, as they’re called... Uh, fried chicken wings? Yeah. I think that’s right. They also sell nuggets.
The berry frappe... I’ll post a photo I took from the McDonald’s website here, haha.
I’m terrible at explaining things. It’s a water-based frozen drink with frozen strawberries and banana pulp. I think you might like it, since it’s summer over there. :P
It’s winter here.
Oh. Ok thanks sweetcheeks.
Wow. Good to know! Definitely gonna brush up on my reading and learn to read English.
Oh wow. Benny would love that I'm sure. I might just fuckin get him one for that poor throat of his!
Wow. Winter, huh? Damn. So you celebrate Christmas in the summer?
It's nothing. I already gave Benny his tea. You're a good dad, just like a good kid.~ Isn't that right, my dear boy?
Well, my English is terrible, too. I'm still studying and reading just like you. :P
Although I understand the menu... they have more frappés and milkshakes in different flavors, too.
Do you like chocolate milkshakes?
I think you could buy some... they also sell ice cream cones and sundaes. And there’s another one.
And yeah, I celebrate Christmas and New Year in the summer. It's funny.
...oh... thank you... im blushing rly fuckin hard rn. shit.
glad to know we're on the same page, sweetcheeks ;)
milkshakes????!?!?!?!!? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?! I LOVE MILKSHAKES!!!! yum
oooooooo delicious!!
:/ so no snow for christmas? that sucks. but back in denmark we had snow most of the time. always snow for christmas and new year's. we shut down for at least 2 weeks as soon as we get an inch of snow, it's pathetic but efficient.
Hehe
friend <3 are those crabs???
Hii. <3 How are you?
i'm good, i guess. benny has a cold, he spent all night crying. poor kid. how're you?
Well, I think I could get him something for his cough... You probably didn't get any sleep if he was coughing all night.
Speaking of which, did you eat anything, man? Sometimes you're so absent-minded.
Yeah I've eaten. Had another one of your Emotion Meals or whatever they're called from the Golden Arches or whatever the fuck its called. The fast food joint?
I should get him some NyQuil or something for his cough. It's bad, and he's miserable, poor kid. We've been watching TV, those spider-guy shows. Whatever those are.
Benny can't take NyQuil, Tonny, haha.
The labels on Children's NyQuil say it's safe for ages four and up. He could have serious side effects if you give it to him. We'd better give him a spoonful of honey and use a humidifier for him.
Oh, you mean McDonald’s. Looks like you got a Happy Meal. They have chicken salad options, did you know that?
Well, I guess you didn’t know that...
Are you watching Spider-Man? I don’t know much about movies. I don’t think I can help much there. I used to watch 5five when I was little...
he's 5? soon to be 6. i think he can probably take nyquil. but i think the honey and humanifier will help too.
THEY DO?! fuck. shit i'd be getting that instead of these flavorless mcnuggets or whatever.
spider-guy. yeah. that's what benny calls him. i prefer spider-dude but he doesn't. 5five? whazzat?
I think you could give him one, since they're safe for kids four and up and there's a kids' version. I think lemon tea with honey might also help with his cough, just like a humidifier.
Didn’t you know that instead of ordering a hamburger, you could ask them to give you nuggets instead? I guess you don’t know about the other types of hamburgers and the sizes… You’d be surprised to know there’s an XL size, just like XL fries and soda, haha.
I guess I like how Benny calls that guy, it sounds funnier. The kid has a wild imagination. And it’s Hi5, I got the name wrong. I had to look it up. It’s an Australian kids’ show from 1999, haha. Theoretically, “the five senses.”
Hmm. Idk shit about tea but I'll look into it. For now we're goin with NyQuil.
WAIT WHAT- THEY GOT MORE OPTIONS AT MCDORKO'S? I can't read the menus so I just ordered what the guy in front of me got. I still gotta learn to read English.
Interesting. Hi5. Huh.
Lemon tea with honey is good for throat. :)
Yeah, there are more options on the menu. They have burgers, chicken sandwiches, fries and sides, drinks, desserts, salads, McCafé, and the Happy Meal. They also sell fries with cheddar and bacon...
I guess it's interesting, though I doubt you've seen the show.
Do you like the berry frappe?
Ok. Im boiling water right now.
Oh wow. Clearly I gotta work on learning to read English so I can order more shit from McDorko's.
The what? The berry what?
Okay, you get the water ready. I'll bring the lemon tea and honey to make it for Benny. :)
Honestly, they have some good options. Although, well, you know, it is a fast-food place after all... It’s not like going to a restaurant or anything like that. Would you prefer somewhere else, like KFC or Burger King? I think you might like KFC. They sell chicken wings, as they’re called... Uh, fried chicken wings? Yeah. I think that’s right. They also sell nuggets.
The berry frappe... I’ll post a photo I took from the McDonald’s website here, haha.
I’m terrible at explaining things. It’s a water-based frozen drink with frozen strawberries and banana pulp. I think you might like it, since it’s summer over there. :P
It’s winter here.
Oh. Ok thanks sweetcheeks.
Wow. Good to know! Definitely gonna brush up on my reading and learn to read English.
Oh wow. Benny would love that I'm sure. I might just fuckin get him one for that poor throat of his!
Wow. Winter, huh? Damn. So you celebrate Christmas in the summer?
🦀 time for crab 🦀
i summoned some new orange friends 🦀
today i summoned 30 crabs! look at them!
group picture!!!
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Woah! What the hell! Thanks so much!
Hii. <3 How are you?
i'm good, i guess. benny has a cold, he spent all night crying. poor kid. how're you?
Well, I think I could get him something for his cough... You probably didn't get any sleep if he was coughing all night.
Speaking of which, did you eat anything, man? Sometimes you're so absent-minded.
Yeah I've eaten. Had another one of your Emotion Meals or whatever they're called from the Golden Arches or whatever the fuck its called. The fast food joint?
I should get him some NyQuil or something for his cough. It's bad, and he's miserable, poor kid. We've been watching TV, those spider-guy shows. Whatever those are.
Benny can't take NyQuil, Tonny, haha.
The labels on Children's NyQuil say it's safe for ages four and up. He could have serious side effects if you give it to him. We'd better give him a spoonful of honey and use a humidifier for him.
Oh, you mean McDonald’s. Looks like you got a Happy Meal. They have chicken salad options, did you know that?
Well, I guess you didn’t know that...
Are you watching Spider-Man? I don’t know much about movies. I don’t think I can help much there. I used to watch 5five when I was little...
he's 5? soon to be 6. i think he can probably take nyquil. but i think the honey and humanifier will help too.
THEY DO?! fuck. shit i'd be getting that instead of these flavorless mcnuggets or whatever.
spider-guy. yeah. that's what benny calls him. i prefer spider-dude but he doesn't. 5five? whazzat?
I think you could give him one, since they're safe for kids four and up and there's a kids' version. I think lemon tea with honey might also help with his cough, just like a humidifier.
Didn’t you know that instead of ordering a hamburger, you could ask them to give you nuggets instead? I guess you don’t know about the other types of hamburgers and the sizes… You’d be surprised to know there’s an XL size, just like XL fries and soda, haha.
I guess I like how Benny calls that guy, it sounds funnier. The kid has a wild imagination. And it’s Hi5, I got the name wrong. I had to look it up. It’s an Australian kids’ show from 1999, haha. Theoretically, “the five senses.”
Hmm. Idk shit about tea but I'll look into it. For now we're goin with NyQuil.
WAIT WHAT- THEY GOT MORE OPTIONS AT MCDORKO'S? I can't read the menus so I just ordered what the guy in front of me got. I still gotta learn to read English.
Interesting. Hi5. Huh.
Lemon tea with honey is good for throat. :)
Yeah, there are more options on the menu. They have burgers, chicken sandwiches, fries and sides, drinks, desserts, salads, McCafé, and the Happy Meal. They also sell fries with cheddar and bacon...
I guess it's interesting, though I doubt you've seen the show.
Do you like the berry frappe?
Ok. Im boiling water right now.
Oh wow. Clearly I gotta work on learning to read English so I can order more shit from McDorko's.
The what? The berry what?
Hii. <3 How are you?
i'm good, i guess. benny has a cold, he spent all night crying. poor kid. how're you?
Well, I think I could get him something for his cough... You probably didn't get any sleep if he was coughing all night.
Speaking of which, did you eat anything, man? Sometimes you're so absent-minded.
Yeah I've eaten. Had another one of your Emotion Meals or whatever they're called from the Golden Arches or whatever the fuck its called. The fast food joint?
I should get him some NyQuil or something for his cough. It's bad, and he's miserable, poor kid. We've been watching TV, those spider-guy shows. Whatever those are.
Benny can't take NyQuil, Tonny, haha.
The labels on Children's NyQuil say it's safe for ages four and up. He could have serious side effects if you give it to him. We'd better give him a spoonful of honey and use a humidifier for him.
Oh, you mean McDonald’s. Looks like you got a Happy Meal. They have chicken salad options, did you know that?
Well, I guess you didn’t know that...
Are you watching Spider-Man? I don’t know much about movies. I don’t think I can help much there. I used to watch 5five when I was little...
he's 5? soon to be 6. i think he can probably take nyquil. but i think the honey and humanifier will help too.
THEY DO?! fuck. shit i'd be getting that instead of these flavorless mcnuggets or whatever.
spider-guy. yeah. that's what benny calls him. i prefer spider-dude but he doesn't. 5five? whazzat?
I think you could give him one, since they're safe for kids four and up and there's a kids' version. I think lemon tea with honey might also help with his cough, just like a humidifier.
Didn’t you know that instead of ordering a hamburger, you could ask them to give you nuggets instead? I guess you don’t know about the other types of hamburgers and the sizes… You’d be surprised to know there’s an XL size, just like XL fries and soda, haha.
I guess I like how Benny calls that guy, it sounds funnier. The kid has a wild imagination. And it’s Hi5, I got the name wrong. I had to look it up. It’s an Australian kids’ show from 1999, haha. Theoretically, “the five senses.”
Hmm. Idk shit about tea but I'll look into it. For now we're goin with NyQuil.
WAIT WHAT- THEY GOT MORE OPTIONS AT MCDORKO'S? I can't read the menus so I just ordered what the guy in front of me got. I still gotta learn to read English.
Interesting. Hi5. Huh.
Not gonna annoy you this time...give me your current top 5 songs.
Aw man! C'mon! I love it when you annoy me.
Uhhhhh fuck gimme a minute.
Party in the cia (weird al yankovich)
Good as hell (lizzo)
This too shall pass (ok go)
Blue for you (men at work)
The snake (cherry poppin daddies)
Is this anything???
Oh yes very much. You have...a...rare taste. I shall listen to three of these five but I actually like blue for you!
Can imagine you vibing to lizzo too. Hehe.
I love lizzo so fucking much. She's so fucking gorgeous and she sends such a positive message about everything.
Agreed agreed, she's gorgeous.
I don't have a chance with her but I fuckin adore her
Well you still have chances with other women if not lizzo🤨
Oh?~ Oh yeah. Duh. Durhay. Not your fuckin fries daddy for no goddamn reason! Heh heh heh....
Well true, true. I'm making sure no one takes that from me anyway. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) you also got the same chance with other men. What was that saying about having both sides and all??
Hehe.
Oh so you mean zero chance (I kid). Lol
Actually not. I would ask if you want me to find you a husband to prove it but then I'll sound like grannies who match everyone up >:3
I mean if you wanna be my matchmaker~ since im already your fuckin fries daddy.
What would you do if the tattoo artist misspelled that respect on your head...like, i don't know..."reshpect"?
Wait is it misspelled?!
No it's not. But what if?.....
Phew! Ok. If it were id be PISSED! But it would also be fuckin hilarious.
