Brain Worms. Worms. Droppings, the Brains

Here's where I post my own little thoughts and works. DNI if you would have me in a club with you.

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It’s my birthday! Here’s hoping that i live long enough that the weight of existence manifests physically! How do you like to celebrate your birthday, tumblr?

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Oh wow yeah I really eat this one up.

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User @ctkvi has liked one of my posts. You’re in my first Will and testaments now, you saucy babe

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hey Microsoft. im using word again. just letting you know

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i once drove a 3 foot long car. it had a 6 foot long tongue. it was awesome

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im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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is it the gov thats gonna make everyone take anti depressants?

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im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

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its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

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anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

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Tumblr is SO nice

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan