I’ve never done this before, but thought I’d give it a try! I’m taking request with these prompts, just send me a message and fandom/character preference!
1. “How long have you been standing there?”
2. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
3. “Quit it or I’ll bite you.”
4. “That’s starting to get annoying.”
6. “You can’t kick me out! This is my bed!”
7. I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”
8. “You can’t sit there all day.”
9. “I’m too sober for this.”
10. “Don’t flatter yourself. I’m always this awkward.”
11. “Is it still murder if he/she’s a dick?”
12. “You tried to kill me!”
13. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion?”
16. “I need a place to stay.”
17. “Congrats, you’ve now graduated to a Grade A dick.”
18. “Hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
19. “Well now, that’s too tragic isn’t?”
20. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
21. “You’ve broken everything.”
22. “I can’t explain it right now, but I need you to trust me on this.”
23. “I can’t. Not again.”
24. “Oh my God, you’re in love with him/her!”
25. “I’ve never felt this way before… and to be honest, it scares the living shit out of me.”
26. “Are you really taking his/her side against mine?”
27. “What was I suppose to do? You said ‘hit me!’”
28. “Don’t fucking touch me!”
29. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with him/her.”
30. “I’m not losing you again.”
31. Why do you keep pushing me away?”
32. “Wait a second, are you jealous?”
33. “I hate you because you make me feel like I’m not good enough. I am good enough!”
35. “Well, you’re coming home with me… whether you like it or not.”
36. “This is by far the most stupid plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’ll help!”
37. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
39. “I’d rather die, than do that/kiss you.”
40. “I’m done! You can fix it!”
41. “You can stay in when you’re dead. Which considering our luck, might be sooner than later.”
42. “I wasn’t good kid. Don’t you dare use me as an example.”
43. “Are you scared, yet?”
45. “Can we exchange quirky nicknames now? ‘Enemy’ is too cliche.”
47. “I may be smaller than you but that still doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass.”
48. “Oh, and by the way, you got a cute butt.”
49. “Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
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