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I've finally binge-watched all the seasons, and I'm obsessed!!!
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@the-faultofdaedalus im losing it
YEAH LIKE. rocket is here for. reasons idk lets say that rocket literally just went to the place with the most tech he could find on this stupid rock. (he couldnât find wakanda so. tonyâs house it is) and heâs ripping the wires out of the tv muttering about âstupid goddamn humansâ when tony walks in, sees this, and quickly walks back out.Â
texts steve for advice, and also to make sure heâs not hallucinating.Â
and thenâŠ. ok, âplay dad,â he can do that, why not, so he walks BACK into the living room, both hands up so the raccoon doesnât shot him, and just says the first dad-ish thing that comes to mind: âdo you know how to ride a bike?â
to which rocket says âwhat the fuckâs a bike.â (im pretty sure space doesnât have bikes. and if they did i dont think thereâs any rocket can ride?) and âdonât move or i will shoot your ass.â
âok.â Tony says, âim not gonna hurt you or anything, but. whyâŠ. are you here? and what are you doing to my tv?â
âi crashed and im trying to send a message to my crew,â Rocket says, still pointing his very large gun at tony.Â
âyouâre sending to space?â Tony asks, and then, âYouâre not gonna go very far with sat TV, but i own some satellites? i could get them broadcasting for you?âÂ
Rocket is still very confused, because this was not the reaction he expected from anyone on this planet, but accepts Tonyâs help. they get a message (âhey assholes, YOU DROPPED SOMETHINGâ) out to where the guardians probably are, and then theyâve just gotta hurry up and wait.Â
and tonyâs still low-key on the bike thing, so he gets rocket down to the shop and ends up custom-making a bike for him out of some spare gearhubs and metal piping he had lying around, and then for the next 4 hours until the gardians receive and send back a message (tony has a LOT of questions about how theyâre getting the signal out and back that fast) tony tries to teach rocket how to ride a bike.
Rocket, of course, keeps the bike. Sometimes he rides around the ship with it, much to the annoyance of the others.Â
@the-faultofdaedalus you made this post 3000% better đ
AU where people think Tony and Iron Man are dating and, when he makes a statement not too unlike âI cannot STRESS how much we are NOT datingâ that just makes people double-down on how theyâre dating even MORE.
Meanwhile, everyone that does know Tony is Iron Man just. Laugh their asses off.
Or maybe he takes it, runs with it, and tells Ellen DeGeneres that âIron Manâs a really good kisser.â
peter retaliating against âbaby monitor protocolâ by changing the names of Tonyâs Iron Man protocols
âhey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over thereâ
âOld Man Bifocals protocol activated, Bossâ
âwhat the fuck did you just say to meâ
âFRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i canât flyâ
âsure thing, activating Iâve Fallen and I Canât Get Up Protocolâ
âPETER WE TALKED ABOUT THISâ
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we donât have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEANÂ
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- Heâs what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch⊠my bonesâŠ
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peterâs GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
â Helicopter parent protocolâ
Tony: *sighs*âŠ.why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally canât breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating âWanna Be Thorâ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boysâ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: âoh my god why does he have a knifeâ protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash
Iâm always going to reblog this! If I donât, then it means Iâm dead
tony: friday, reset all protocol names
friday: iâm sorry sir, the âiâm a bad bitch, you canât kill meâ action is restricted
tony: peter what the fuck-
Avengers Endgame (2019)
Clint: I wasnât that drunk last night.
Tony: You were flirting with Phil last night.
Clint: So? Heâs my husband.
Tony: You asked him if he was single.
Tony: And cried when he said he wasnât. I had JARVIS record it.
Clint is gonna kill to get that footage deleted
OMG!! This is freaking amazing!!
MCU Characters as Greek Gods
the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE âEARTHS BEST DEFENDERâ ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN
The Strongest Avenger.
The Strongest Avenger
The Strongest Avenger
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Avengers AU - If Tony was Peterâs biological father
Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).
My other Avengers AUs
Just wanted to add:
hate to be That Guy but whoâs gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????
now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness youâve caused me
THE LAST ONE OMG I LOVE YOU
Mrs. Jefferson
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âMister President, thank you for inviting us. You and your wife have a lovely home.â Quietly handing a bottle of French wine to Martha Washington, âThis is for you, Missus Washington. Thomas got it from France, I hope you like wineâ
Martha smiles, taking the offered bottle, âThank you very much, but please call me Martha. May I call you Y/N?â
âOf course, Iâd be honored!â Taking Thomasâ arm, you follow Martha and George further into their large house.
âWeâre very glad you could make it, Y/N. Thomas said he would be coming alone when I first invited himâ George glances at his Secretary of State with a raised eyebrow, âWhat made you change your mind?â
âFunny story, my Thomas didnât actually tell me about your dinner invitation until just recently. Apparently he got into another argument with a Mister Alexander Hamilton about how I refused to come because I couldnât stand to spend time with my own husband. Thomas decided to tell me about the invitation, heâs only luck that I had a dressâ
George chuckles, âYouâve been surprisingly quiet tonight, Thomas, thatâs quite unlike you. Is something wrong?â
âNothingâs wrong, Washingtonâ Thomasâ eyes stray to you, instantly softening, âY/N has been explaining everything just fine, I havenât had anything to addâ
âThatâs a surprise, you always seem to have things to add in cabinet meetingsâ
You snort, âReally? He couldnât even talk to me the first time we met, didnât you almost break your wrist?â
âI dislocated it, darlinâ, when I tried to jump a fence.â
Both George and Martha turn wide eyes to your husband, âYou dislocated your wrist to impress a woman?â
âOh yes, he had to stay in his home for a month while it healed. I visited him, and we spent quite a lot of time together while he got better. When my father left Monticello Thomas and I continued to write to each other and eventually got engaged, we married in France.â
âYour story spans the world, my dear. Thomas is a lucky manâ
Reaching out you gently pat Marthaâs arm, âOn the contrary, Iâm the lucky one. My Thomas is the love my life, I cannot imagine another man as my husbandâ
âI love you too, darlinââ Thomas presses a kiss to your forehead, âIs everyone already here, Washington?â
âCall me George, Thomas, at least while youâre in my own homeâ George rolls his eyes with an exasperated sigh, âAnd yes, you are the last ones to arriveâ
âThatâs my fault, George, I couldnât find my matching stockingsâ
The four of you finally arrive at the parlor, where everyone is socializing before dinner. James Madison is the first one to notice you and Thomas, âThomas! Y/N! Youâre finally here!â
You break into a bright smile, âJemmie! Itâs so good to see you!â
James wraps you and a tight hug, âI havenât seen you in a month! You and Thomas need to come over for dinner some time, something other than that God-awful Macaroni and Cheeseâ
âI like Thomasâ Macaroni and Cheese, thank you very much, Jemmie. But I suppose we can eat something else when we have dinner togetherâ
Thomas snorts, âThanks for that, James. Glad to know you really love meâ
âYou just need to learn that no one likes that weird food but you, and apparently your wife!â
Before Thomas can come up with a retort thereâs a loud voice calling his name from across the room, âWell, if it isnât Thomas Jefferson. I see you managed to force your wife to actually come and spend time with you, just had to prove me wrong, huh?â
The woman by his side rolls her eyes and squeezes the small manâs arm, âAlexander, be nice. This is a party, weâre supposed to be having funâ She holds out a slender hand to you, âMy name is Elizabeth Hamilton, but everyone calls me Eliza. Itâs lovely to meet you.â
Taking the womanâs hand, you shake it quickly, âY/N Jefferson, you can call me Y/N, and this is my husband Thomas.â
âSo, youâre the infamous Jefferson, Iâve heard quite a lot of ranting about youâ Eliza chuckles, âIâm sure Alexander is exaggerating how terrible you are -â
âIâm not, my dear. Jefferson and I donât agree on anything, he can be a down-right asshole most of the time.â Alexander turns, what youâre sure he thinks is a charming smile onto you, âI truly donât know how he got you to marry him, I would have smothered him in my sleep by now. I mean -â
Clearing your throat sharply, your eyes lock on the smaller mans, âMister Hamilton, Iâm only going to say this once, so please listen carefully and keep your mouth shut until Iâm done.â
Thomasâ arm wraps around your waist, trying to pull you away from his rival. To Alexander it looks like heâs trying to hold his wife back from a fight, âDarlinâ âŠâ
You squirm out of your husbands arms, âYouâre going to keep quiet too, Thomas, and listen. I might be yelling at him, but youâll keep these words in mind.â Eyes locking on the shorter mans, you take a breath, âI donât care that you donât agree with my husbandâs political views. If everyone agreed with everyone else this country that so many died for would go to shit rather quickly. What I have a problem with is you attacking him personally. You arenât his friend, you donât even know him, and you damn sure donât know me. You try to make him feel insecure by saying that I donât want to spend time with him. The two of you can argue and attack each other politically all you want, but leave personal lives out of it. I love my husband, and I will gladly kick your ass for him, Hamilton. Heâd never physically attack you, he has too much control for that, I however was raised with six brothers and was taught to use my fists before my words.â You draw yourself up to your full height, and now look down your nose at the smaller man in front of you, âWith all due respect Mister Hamilton, back off my husband.â You turn back towards Eliza, âNow that the unpleasant business of this evening is taken care of, why donât we get a drink togetherâ
Eliza grins, having never seen another person lecture her husband, âI would love to, do you think -â
âI think our husbands will be completely civil while weâre away. Right, Thomas?â
Thomasâ lips quirk up, âOf course, love. Iâll be a complete gentleman, we wonât even talk about work. How old is your son now, Hamilton?â
Feeling that the subject is safe enough, you and Eliza walk over toward the drinks, getting stopped several times to talk to the other cabinet members and their wives.
Alexander sips his own glass of wine, âYour wife is ⊠definitely somethingâ
âSheâs amazing, best thing that ever happened to meâ Thomas canât seem to keep his eyes off her, even when sheâs all the way across the room, âI had no idea she was going to do that by the way, Y/N has a mind of her ownâ
âSheâs right though, I donât know you well enough to attack you personally. Arguing about politics and country views is another thing, those we make public. Our wives, children, and home should be off limits. Deal?â
âDealâ
Alexander glances up at his rival, this time with a smirk on his face, âYou know youâre totally whipped, man. She could get you to do anything she wanted, and you wouldnât even notice.â
Thomas just grins, âShe wouldnât even have to try. Iâd give her anything she wanted, and sheâd fight a war to defend me, thatâs just how she is. Once you have Y/Nâs loyalty you have it for life, itâs worth its weight in gold and not something I ever want to loseâ
âYouâre a lucky man, Jefferson, to have found a woman like that. My Eliza is one of the best women Iâve ever met, she kind, and trusting, and she gave me Philip.â Alexander glances up at Thomas, âDo you have any children?â
âWe had a daughter when we were first married, several years ago, but she died shortly after her birth. Y/N and I were devastated, decided to wait a little while before we had any more children. I hope sheâs ready soonâ
Alexander hums, âIâm sorry for your loss, Thomas. I wish you luck in having another child. I couldnât imagine anything happening to Philip, much less any other children Eliza and I might haveâ
âThank you, Alexander.â The two lapse into comfortable silence, watching their respective wives as they walk around the room, âThis does not mean I will agree with anything you say in cabinet meetingsâ
âDamnit, Jefferson, we were having a momentâ
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âHeâs just a kid, he can fall overâ
iM WHEEZING
âI love those guys, they can stay.â
BLESS HIMMM
âThanks for nothing, Russo.â
âMade in Wakandaâ
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