Showered

i decided to make a sideblog just for my replies to the just-shower-thoughts blog. fun. I don’t respond to people reblogging my posts. If you have something to tell me, send me an ask or submit a post.

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Two halves of a pear make a pair. (source)

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Four pears make a pair of pear pairs.

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Robin Hood is literally a man who’s Robbin’ while wearing a hood

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The name is from a highway robber known as “robin the hood” and was named as such for those exact reasons.

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Guns get all the credit despite bullets doing most of the work (source)

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Good physics pun.

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How is it that Gen Z’s don’t know who Bill Murray is but they do know who Bob Ross is.

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Bob Ross is amazing? That’s probably why. He sort of has a cult following now.

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Telling someone with depression to cheer up is the same as telling someone in a wheelchair to stand

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Not quite. There are quite a few people out there who don’t actually have depression and are either acting or just feel sad.

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The way you write is technically your own personal font.

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Typeface, not font.

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Black Friday is just shopping with PvP enabled

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Do you actually fight people durin Black Friday?

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People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they’re unpleasant to be around when they’re not under the influence of drugs

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They are saying that they are not fully awake, cranky that they had to get up so early, and they now have to deal with socializing.

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If an apocalypse happens this time of the year, then the wasteland will be littered with holiday decorations forever.

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In fallout the bombs dropped the week before Halloween. In Fallout 4 they actually have decorations that sort of survive 200 years.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to the hospital in the U.S. is like dying in Runescape. You almost lose everything.

[response-shower]

Wow, this is an odd reference.

[best-shower-thoughts]

How many dogs do you think died before they figured out that chocolate kills them (source)

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I’m not sure dogs ever figured it out.

[just-shower-thoughts]

White is both all colors combined and no colors at all depending on if you’re talking to a physicist or a painter.

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Additive vs subtractive color scale

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People usually consider their brain to be the most important part of our bodies. That’s exactly what your brain would want you to think.

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Because the CPU isn’t the most important part of a computer.

The master controller for your body isn’t the most important part eh?

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Music really is like a drug. The first few times hearing a song you like you get a good feeling and after a while it fades away. Then you need new music to get the same feeling.

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The Doctor Who theme still does it for me.

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Which version? Because I guarantee you, the 1980 Ron Grainer album version (which is barely recognisable in its arrangement) doesn’t do it for anyone. Except cop/spy show fans. 

https://youtu.be/t1SZs4xudf8

[response-shower]

I mean, that’s not the Doctor Who theme. Not officially.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Music really is like a drug. The first few times hearing a song you like you get a good feeling and after a while it fades away. Then you need new music to get the same feeling.

[response-shower]

The Doctor Who theme still does it for me.

[best-shower-thoughts]

One person in the movie credits is crediting themselves (source)

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Probably some intern that doesn’t even get to be in the credits.

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The LGBTQQIP2SAA+ acronym has become complicated enough to be a good email password

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I feel bad that I chuckled.