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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luke Castellan & Zhongli, Luke Castellan & Annabeth Chase Characters: Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Luke Castellan, Dionysius, Apollo, Hermes, Annabeth Chase Additional Tags: Zhongli is Yanwang Dijun | Rex Lapis, Crossover, Summoning, zhongli starts a revolution and kicks out kronos, he's like luke's sugar daddy, except platonically, Zhongli has not changed his war tactics and it kind of shows, if any of his immortal friends were here it would be just non-stop commentary, ITS SO FUNNY Summary:
Luke Castellan is desperate and desperate people do anything, even reading dubious magical textbooks left behind by an angry child of Hecate in the Hermes Cabin.
Or that fic where Zhongli falls like a meteor on the static gods of the PJO fandom and leaves a dizzyingly large crater behind.
when the really good fic author only has 1 story for each of their 35 fandoms. see you in another life brother.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luke Castellan & Zhongli Characters: Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Luke Castellan Additional Tags: Zhongli is Yanwang Dijun | Rex Lapis, Crossover, Summoning, zhongli starts a revolution and kicks out kronos, he's like luke's sugar daddy, except platonically Summary:
Luke Castellan is desperate and desperate people do anything, even reading dubious magical textbooks left behind by an angry child of Hecate in the Hermes Cabin.
Or that fic where Zhongli falls like a meteor on the static gods of the PJO fandom and leaves a dizzyingly large crater behind.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
#know your fandom history
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“Batman wishes I was dead.” Jason no, baby, he just wants you to stop cutting random dude’s heads off in the middle of the night in Gotham. And not even because he disagrees with you, but because Batman is the one Jim Gordon calls to come deal with the mysterious cut-off heads at 5:00 am. That man just got off patrol and now he’s gotta go look at some bloodstained duffel bag in the Narrows with Jim Gordon who’s hitting his emotional support vape like it’s an oxygen mask. Bruce can’t stand the smell of cotton candy. Do you see where I’m going with this, Jason?
#things James Gordon would say for 500 (via @sillybirdhole)
no but really, how long do you think Jason runs around being Red Hood before Jim Gordon corners him one night, sucks on his vape hard enough to make Jason genuinely worried for his lung health, and says "you know...your old man's gettin' real tired" and Jason instantly does the whole "oh so he's tired of pretending to care about me when--" and Jim cuts him off, waving. hits his vape again for an alarming amount of time, exhales pure 100% cotton candy into the night, and says "I mean tired. like he isn't sleeping." and Jason shrugs all "well what do you want me to do about that?" and Jim Gordon turns around, looks him directly in the eyes of his helmet, raises his vape up and says "stop fucking killing people and cutting their heads off in the middle of the night" like it's obvious. which, it kinda is. the man is TIRED. and Jim Gordon is tired of Batman being tired around him. it's making them both exhausted. like oh boy, another duffel bag of cut-off heads! what a mystery! and it's fuckin' gross. it's gross and it's not even an actual complex crime for them to solve and yet. yet. they are getting up out of bed -- scratch that, they're not even going to bed before this -- to come deal with this bullshit. middle of the night, random stinking warehouse. every. single. goddamned. time. so when Jim Gordon says Batman cares about you, he means he is the only one other than me who's patient enough to deal with your dumbass cut-off heads at three in the morning. STOP. fucking. cutting. off. HEADS.
the silmarillion bride
Mobei Jun finally getting glasses and un-squinting. Suddenly he has the most beautiful, guileless face in the north, with big shining baikal seal eyes
Idk if other religions or countries have different customs, but my religion in my country dictates seven days of prayer for the deceased and a mass every night. Thats two hours of prayer every night followed by socializing with relatives that just popped up to pray or see people. Three hours taken for seven days for this. I am so tired. Two more days to go.
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem
This is why I read the reddit comments
I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.
Some of my favorites
And my absolute fav
“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.
Just because I like to eat the cake I bake doesn't mean I don't feel some measure of happiness when someone else enjoys my cake...
@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?
actually writing the fic down
If I had a nickel for everytime a close relative died when a sibling gets married, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
NEVER GIVE UP