hallen's haven

Prompts: OPEN; Asks: OPEN; THIS IS A FANFIC BLOG

[ladyhallen]

for people following me, I have a Navigation Page so y’all could browse my writing and choose what fandom to read. 

Otherwise, the Fanfiction tag is for all my writing.

If my nav page needs more stuff, PM me so I can fix it!

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[ladyhallen]

If you think about Naruto technology, my head starts to hurt the longer I think about it.

[ladyhallen]

Wow, I got a scam comment on AO3 now and I am so pleased? Confused? Bamboozled? Milestone achievement!!!

Like, if I wasn't intimately aware of scams, I would have clicked it. Also, and I checked, the user they used here is a real person and I am pretty sure they're unaware their account is being used for this kind of thing...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[veronicaleighauthor]

[ladyhallen]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters Additional Tags: The Haber method, The importance of Guano, Fertilizers, Cheese Making, Pollination, Bees, Artisans, Worldbuilding, the Wind Daimyo is the Real Villain in this story Series: Part 3 of Gardens of Sunagakure Summary:

Yuriye's plan to introduce culture and relaxation in Suna is working, except it's a lot more work than expected. Thankfully, her new teammates have her back even if they're obsessed with...cheese?

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[luckyferrero-deactivated2020081]

i’m desperate huhu

[fandomchick80]

Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity

[ladyhallen]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Female Characters & Kazekage Rasa Characters: Original Female Characters, Original Male Characters, Kazekage Additional Tags: farming, Rice Terraces, water retention Series: Part 2 of Gardens of Sunagakure Summary:

Yuriye has established herself to be an important person in Suna and now has regular tea time with the Kazekage.

Which also means she hears all about his problems, especially the rice monopoly that Iwagakure has on the entire elemental nations.

[pointnclick]

bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

percy jackson treating the color blue as a superstition, because when he was a kid it was an inside joke between his mom and him, because it was the one part of his childhood his jerk stepdad couldn't invade since he didn't even understand it, because it proved his mom loved him. after all he told her one time in the second grade that his favorite color was blue and she immediately decided to make it Their Thing.

the awkward 11 year old kid on financial aid at his fancy private school, with blue candy wrappers in his pocket and a blue eraser so he won't fail the test. blue marker doodles on his arm that he drew in the lobby of the principal's office so he won't get expelled (again.) blue t-shirt on the first day of summer, so maybe his stepdad won't take notice of him when he comes back from boarding school. blue birthday cake so the next year will be lucky and blue pancakes because him and his mom made them together and blue backpack so maybe this school will be the one where people will treat him like he's Normal.

he's wearing a red jacket when the Minotaur attacks him and his mom on Half-blood Hill and he'll never wear that color again. when it's time to pick roommates in sixth grade at Yancy Academy and he doesn't have any friends to reach for immediately, he picks the boy with the blue shoes. this boy's name is grover underwood and he's a good roommate choice because later he'll turn out be a great satyr and one of the best friends this kid's ever had. percy wraps blue paper tape on his sword's hilt when the leather grip is falling apart and the walls of his mom's boyfriend's apartment (the jerk stepdad died) are dark blue so maybe this new guy will be cool. sally and paul's wedding ring is a blue diamond so yeah, he's cool. fuck.

they can think he's weird. superstitions mean nothing in greek mythology. but he's just scared. Luke Castellan's eyes were blue but when Kronos possessed him, they turned gold. nine year old in his fourth boarding school in four years, walking home wondering if his mom still cares because he doesn't know she's sending him away to make the monsters lose track, he just thinks she's sending him as far as possible from her. being reassured by the fact that she remembered to bring blue candy from her job at Sweet on America to greet him home for Christmas break and his stepdad will call them weird but he won't take notice.

he'll redo the blue paper tape on the sword's hilt for the entire month after the battle of manhattan so nothing else goes wrong, kronos won't come back, it'll really be over. and when that goes doesn't work and the giants rise on August 1st he'll wear blue instead of his CHB t-shirt so Gaea will fall.

he'll be ok. it'll be ok.

[lannegarrett]

[ladyhallen]

Its always like, oh I'll just be fine entrusting the memory of my password to a vague entity and shit. And then, when u switch phones, all hell breaks loose and u start asking people, notes app heck, even a random ass notebook if it has ur password.