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[ I’ve hit a small set back- I’m coming back after New Years ^^ I’m not dead! ]
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“Unless they’ve done something to warrant themselves a place within my list of body counts— I wouldn’t.”
It was rare for Mordecai to consider anybody CLOSE— so if an event of such were to arise... He’d find another way to handle it but only if he could.
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Mun Fact; It’s a little silly but, I often get really nervous when I reply to threads so I take my time with them. I sometimes feel like whomever I’m threading with simply won’t like my post (Anxiety isn’t my friend). I’m sure I can’t be the only one!
Muse Fact; Mordecai has a tendency to be cold to others even if they don’t deserve it. Sometimes even with first encounters. He dropped his ‘nice guy’ attitude once elected, and prefers others stay AFRAID of him. Despite that, he can be nice when he wants to be. In fact, he’s even capable of love and excitement... You just have to unlock it.
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[ Awh, thank you ! That means a lot <3 I was worried when I created this blog for him that people wouldn’t enjoy my take but it’s nice to know some of you like my portrayal ! I really enjoy all the other President Morty’s I see out there... No one plays him the same? It’s really quite neat ! ]
Sam Smith — In The Lonely Hour Album {Sentence Starters}
“Hush, don’t speak.”
“'Cause you’re all I need.”
“You’re everything I want.”
“I guess I read you wrong.”
“Oh, won’t you stay with me?“
“Don’t say it was a good thing.”
“Can’t you see that I am yours?“
“This ain’t love, it’s clear to see.”
“I’m sorry I won’t do that happily.”
“I can’t believe you let me down.”
“But, he’ll never love you like I can.”
“This is my world, this is my choice.”
“I love your demons, like devils can.”
“Leave your lover, leave him for me.“
“Don’t say it was the right thing to do.”
“These nights never seem to go to plan.”
“Please, can you make this work for me?”
“But, you can lay with me so it doesn’t hurt.”
“For a moment, I believed you loved me, too.”
“For a moment, you were sure I’d die on you.”
“No, it’s not a good look. Gain some self-control.”
“I’m not a puppet, I will work against your strings.”
“Oh, I’m in love with you and you will never know.”
“I had a dream I was mugged outside your house.”
“Guess it’s true, I’m not good at a one-night stand.”
“I don’t want you to leave… Will you hold my hand?”
“Too much of a good thing, won’t be good anymore.“
“Don’t have direction, I’m just rolling down this road.”
“I don’t want to be here if I can’t be with you tonight.”
“But, the feeling’s overwhelming, it’s much too strong.”
“Why do you think I come ‘round here on my free will?“
“What use is money when you need someone to hold?“
“Your heart is unobtainable even though, Lord knows, you kept mine.”
“You say I’m crazy, ‘cause you don’t think I’ve known what you’ve done.”
“I’d never ask you ‘cause, deep down, I’m certain I know what you’d say.”
[ Merry Christmas everybody! I hope you have a wonderful day <3 I should be back later tonight. I hope everyone got what they wanted! ^-^
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[ Merry Christmas Eve everybody! Just wanted to say I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday ! Everything I owe has been placed in my drafts and I’ll be working on them as I find time today and tomorrow as Christmas is normally a little busy for me ! I didn’t forget about anyone <3 I might focus on the long lists of asks I have for my boy considering they’re less time consuming at the moment but as soon as this Holiday’s over- I’m cracking down with replies and finally adding some good music to this blog as well as some backstory.
HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY ! ^v^ ]
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The snow wasn’t a bother to Shadow. His form was already rather cold on its own so he didn’t mind the cold temperatures, plus it was pretty. Snow was one of the reasons he loved winter. Snow was to be expected around this time of the year. What wasn’t expected was for the entity to be building a snowman with the president of the citadel of all people.
He was really beginning to grow comfortable around President Morty, and the domestic activity only made him more so. More so enough to wait until the other wasn’t paying attention so he could grab a hand full of snow, sloppily pat it together, and Lob it straight for the other’s head. “Heads up!” He called, only after throwing the clump of snow.
The goofy look plasterd on Shadow’s face wasn’t deterred by the glare. Rather, it was only encouraged when Mordecai actually broke out into a slight snicker, and at the second nuzzle, Shadow broke out into a gentle laugh of his own, returning the gesture and pouting when the president pulled away. Still- entity felt rather content to take in Mordecai’s appearance, finding the sparkling snow on the other’s face only adding to the adoration he felt for his president.
“Was that a blush? The world must be ending or something.” Shadow was a bit suprised when Mordecai cleared the snow from his form, and stood up to shake off. “Yes, much better— now let’s get you inside. I can see you shaking.” He scampered on over to the other, some snow still remaining on his shoulders and in his hair, the white contrasting the void he called his body.
The entity wrapped an arm around Mordecai’s shoulders and squeezed gently so that he was close to the other. “The warm indoors must sound nice, hm?” With a gentle push, Shadow coaxed the president back in the direction of his apartment. “Can’t have the president of the citadel getting a cold, can we now?”
“Oh— shut up.”
Mordecai merely rolled his eyes at the accusation— HIM blushing!? Not a chance ! . At least he’d never admit to it. BESIDES ! — if this WERE the end of the world, the president was sure there’d be fire everywhere— not snow. He opened his mouth, probably to make some sort of snarky comment when Shadow mentioned his shaking— he was beyond FREEZING at this point. And he had to admit— the warm indoors sure sounded pretty great at that exact moment.
When Shadow wrapped an arm around him, Mordecai couldn’t help but lean into the void with content whilst wrapping his own arm around him. His love was usually oh so cold and yet today... Today he felt oh so warm compared to the icy and unforgiving terrain around them. It was nice and he found himself relaxing even before they got inside.
“Yeah— I guess I’m cold. That’s what snow does, I thought you knew that.” He couldn’t help but he a little sarcastic with him— that WAS their dynamic after all and he meant it with the utmost love. “And... It might be a little late for tha— aaCHOO!” It was too late. The tickle in his throat and now THIS. He’d caught something.
Hurt Void
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It was late. Very late. Mordecai had long since fallen asleep— holding his laptop on the couch while he tried to finish some last minute documents and utterly failing to do so. The sound of knocking came as an annoyance— and at first he turns himself away from the sound, pressing his face into the back of the couch with a light groan. The voice however— that snapped him out of his daze. Shadow?
Quicklyjolting up from his sleeping position, the boy flicked on the lap with one swift motion before bolting for the door. For some reason— he felt as if something might be wrong. As he opened the door— he couldn’t have been MORE right.
It took him a moment to register the sight before him— Shadow’s body was riddled with scars leaking a strange white fluid— not to mention the void of a Morty was shaking something awful. “Shadow!? What the hell happened!?” Reaching out, he pulled the entity into his arms as gently as possible. Lifting him off the ground he immediately brought him to the couch— setting him down as carefully as he could. The strange white liquid now soaked his carpet and couch but he didn’t care.
“Stay here—” In a rare panic, Mordecai practically flew through his apartment— grabbing whatever he thought would help. Bandages, towels- that bleeding had to STOP. When he finally came back to Shadow, he draped a blanket over the shivering void before sitting down and instantly wiping what he could only assume to be blood away from the boy.
“Everything’s going to be fine— I’ve got you, alright?” He pressed a gentle kiss to the entity’s forehead as he worked— his soft spot for Shadow only grew by the day and tonight was probably one of the best nights to show it.
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Taking a few brief moments to compose himself, Mordecai tried to think back to those times before even his first Rick had come into his life. Talking about these things— He hated it.
“They weren’t nice.” Short, plain, and simple. He didn’t intend to go into details regarding the subject— After all, he’d only just met this Morty. This one REALLY enjoyed his questions, didn’t he?
Folding his hands together, the president continued with an air of annoyance, “As you could probably imagine, this job is far from the easiest... I make it work.” He cocked an eyebrow as the last question left Morty D96′s lips— Almost wanting to send the boy away.
“I prefer... You not ask me so many questions.”
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Mordecai had been shuffling through paperwork when Morticia timidly entered his office. He couldn’t say he was shocked to find she went straight to the bar— when would she learn she was one of the very few people who didn’t need to feel nervous around him?
The young president gave a soft sigh, a kind SMILE painting his usually stone-faced lips.
“Yes, I called you here for a very important reason. I apologize— it was rather short notice but I wanted to see you before the holidays.” Waving a hand, he beckoned for her to come towards him, “Come— sit down across from me. Drinks can wait. I have something for you, Morticia. I really think— at least I do hope— it’s something you’ll like.” In one of their more recent conversations, he’d gotten Morticia to spill some of her favorite things— and then went out of his way to get her one of those said things.
“Come now, don’t be shy.”
Morticia paused as he spoke. Important? Her heart skips beats and she bites on her lower lip worriedly. Did she do something wrong? “Oh! No n-need t-to a-apologize! I a-always l-love s-spending t-time with y-you!” Not a lie. Morticia really did enjoy spending time with him. It was her anxiety that turned the first few minutes of their meetings into a nightmare.
Mordecai denying a drink? That was strange. Frowning slightly she set the glass back onto the bar gently. Cautiously making her way over to him she slowly sat down into the chair across from him. “Y-You have s-something for m-me?” She raises both eyebrows in surprise. “You… uhm…” Morticia looked down at her hands for a moment, “ Y-You d-didn’t h-have to do th-that, Sir."
“I enjoy our time together, as well.”
The president couldn’t lie, he really adored spending time with Morticia. Yeah, she sometimes acted like a mom— But she was a REALLY great friend to have around. Not to mention a HUGE help. After everything she’d done for him, it was only natural that he’d want to get her something.
Mordecai was unable to help himself as a RARE chuckle escaped his lips, “How could I not get something for my favorite secretary and best friend?” Reaching down behind his desk, he pulled up what seemed to be a small cage covered with a little white blanket. “This is your Christmas present.” He spoke whilst setting the item down gently upon his desk.
“Why don’t you look inside?” He almost felt NERVOUS. Would she even enjoy the little creature held within? She did say she loved rats— so he went out and bought her a newborn baby.
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An ominous green portal opens up seemingly from thin air; it was only but a moment before Mordecai stepped through onto the sandy ground. Taking a good look around, he was surprised to find he’d landed somewhere seemingly normal for once— until he noticed the small house embedded into a giant statue.
The portal closed behind him after only a few moments and he slipped his portal gun back into his pocket deciding he might as well stay a while and have a look around— he wondered what other interesting things this place had to offer.
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was it unusual to see other mortys in his dimension? no, not really. He sometimes help them out if they’re separated from their rick or just abandoned, he takes them to the citadel for someone else who’s more properly suited for this kind of thing or just straight up takes them to their dimension if they remember what it was but the morty he was looking at seemed different.
“Now i know I’ve seen you somewhere before but i can’t remember where”
They were mostly talking to themselves, lollipop in hand and his hip cocked to one side as he started to lift up his heart shaped sunglasses for a better look before squinting then getting a little closer. He was cautious getting close to other hims as some could be quite unstable or not too fond of being touched/close to like with his boyfriend.
“oh now i think i remember! i saw you on the tv at the citadel, what should i call you cutie? need a place to rest up at? my place is free and call me mai, short for miami.”
they had popped their sucker back into their mouth and gave them a grin, they were in the middle of roller skating but they can always use an early break while sweeping their hair out of their face to get a clear view of the other.
Mordecai always found pleasure in dimension hopping now and again. He’d sometimes find himself in the most peculiar of places- and this was no exception. It wasn’t rare for him to come across other Morty’s on his adventures, either. This one was dressed- unlike most he’d seen. Definitely wouldn’t blend in with a crowd of generic Mortys he noted.
“You can just call me, Morty.” Cocking an eyebrow at the other, he seemed to size him up with a critical gaze. “... I am the Citadel’s President. That’s why you’ve seen me on TV. I don’t think we’ve met, Mia... The pleasure is all mine.” He held his hand out for Mia to shake.
“... I was simply enjoying some dimension hopping.” It wasn’t far from the truth. Why should he tell a stranger his business? Even if they WERE another Morty. He hummed lightly at Miami’s invitation, he wasn’t to keen on accepting such things as more often than not it could lead him into danger. “And where might your place be, exactly?”
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