Going to Homegoods is so weird, like how the fuck are you supposed to put candles in here

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Going to Homegoods is so weird, like how the fuck are you supposed to put candles in here
Romantic work relationships
Having a romantic relationship with a coworker can be exciting and stressful but it's worth it. I mean really. Making out in the back room hiding behind boxes. Pretty exciting. Almost getting caught tho is pretty stressful especially if your SO is a horrible actor.
Christmas music
People are asking me why I hate Christmas music so much. Would you like to listen to Taylor Swift singing Santa Baby and Last Christmas on repeat for ten hours. I don't fucking think so.
Days off
I specifically said that I can't work Tuesdays. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING SCHOOL SO STOP CALLING ME ABOUT FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE.
Accusations
My manager accused me of stealing $31 from my cash register. I told her that I didn’t and that she could look through my stuff if she wanted to. She fucking did. She then accused me of taking it out of my wallet when I got home. Seriously??? Why the fuck would I steal from the register. Hate the managers that I work for. Can't wait to quit this fucking job.
Angry Interior Designer
So a man who's like 7ft tall came up to my register and said that he had some returns. The man was at least in his early sixties. Anyway I returned two items on one receipt (he had two) and at last minute he got another item and said that it was on the first receipt. Our cash registers aren't the best in the world, they're so cheap. Because of this I couldn't ring up the third item. He got pissed. I tried to tell him in the simplest way (and polite way) that he'd have to wait at least another hour since the register thinks I'm being stupid and rang up the receipt by accident. He got even more pissed. I showed him the receipt and gave him his cash back. He said I rang up the tax wrong since he should be getting more money back and that I was stealing his money. I looked at the receipt of the two items and looked if I inputted the tax correctly. And I did. He still didn't believe and loudly said I was the "worst cashier" he's ever had and that I was a "stupid bitch". I got pissed but still smiled since I knew that if I yelled at him I'd get fired and I need the money. Anyway I walked up to my manager so he could look at the receipt and see if I did something wrong. I did it correctly. I walked back and told the man what my manager told me. His cell rang and it was his wife. He then yelled so everyone could hear him that I was the worst cashier and that he was disappointed with the service since they hired a novice. I've worked there for 1 and a half years, I'm not a novice in fact I'm far from it. He then told his wife that he felt bad for my future patients; before we had a small conversation and I found out that he was an interior designer and that I told him I want to become a doctor. After the man ended the call he demanded that I call my manager. I did and explained the situation. It turns out that my manager had to restart the whole cash register because it was spazzing out before. The man explained the situation to my manager and said that when I gave him cash back I short changed him (I didn't and my manager confirmed this). The man then told him about the tax differences. The tax difference is a fucking cent. Not ten cents or whatever, it's a fucking penny. My manager told him to calm down and that in fact it was the man's fault for not telling me properly about the transaction (I couldn't hear what). My manager logged me out of the register and said that he could do it so I wouldn't get yelled at by the man. After everything was done the man looked at me and said: "Sorry for yelling at you sweetheart." I was completely furious. Half of me wanted to say: "Apology not accepted." But I knew that I'd get fired or yelled at. After the angry asshole left, my manager told me that they've had problems with him in the past and that my manager thinks that the man likes to make women cry so he was pissed that I wasn't reacting. That made me more pissed. After that incident the first thing I did was look for another job.
Guess who has to work on Halloween? Yup, this unfortunate bitch
To skip or not to skip, that is the question
Should I go to work and get money for college or should j skip because I don't feel like talking to people at a cash register for eight hours
Happy mother fucking Monday
All retail personnel all feel the same
Closing and opening the store shifts
Schedule: lol look at that on Friday you have to work from 4:30-10:15. That means you have to close!!! Lmfao get ready to open the store too loser since you work from 6am-2pm. Me: *is ready to quit*
TGIF
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Floridians shopping after Hurricane Matthew
So Hurricane Matthew passed us and luckily we weren't hit as bad as the weather people thought it was going to be (Thursday). BUT this morning (Friday) people are going shopping like it was a typical sunny and hot Florida morning and buying $200 of stuff that they don't really need. I mean really. Who needs to buy 5 rhinestone tissue holders and 3 desk lamps made out of Himalayan pink salt. Shouldn't we be helping people instead of shop till we drop?
mom: why are you so cynical? you used to be so happy
me: retail happened
Dear Customer
Dear customer, please take your screaming demon spawn and gtfo Love, everyone in the whole god damn store
Why do customers have to tell their personal lives to a store associate? Like I don’t want to know that you can’t ‘get up’ like you used to when you were younger. If it’s such a big deal to you tell your doctor so they can write you a prescription for freakin’ Viagra.
You’d think that people in the Bible Belt will be extra religious and keep holy the Sabbath Day right? Nope they’re shopping like the world’s ending
Manager: Employees are supposed to be invisible unless you see someone who needs help Me: *thinking to self* I chose to work in retail so I could have a fun time and talk to people. Not be a waste of space.