Retail Shenanigans

I'm a cashier at a grocery store and this page is where I would like to share the ridiculous things that customers do and say on the reg. Welcome to retail shenanigans.

[under-the-bed-dead]

Retail Life

Customer: I want to buy this but there’s no tag or price me: okay ill just - Customer: so I brought another one over with a tag for you to scan so you don’t have to go find one :) Me :

[talesfromacashier]

i doubled bagged these womans items. she just stared. after i put it in her cart she said, "you put it in paper in plastic right?" SHE DIDNT TELL ME BEFORE I BAGGED and she was watching me the entire time ???????

i hate it when they do that. they act like you have all the time in the world.

[retailshenanigans]

“Would you like paper or plastic”

“YEA, that’s fine”

WHAT IS FINE.. I NEED A DEFINITIVE ANSWER

[fuck-customers]

I love when customers pull the “but someone told me __”. “Ma'am we don’t have soup here.” “But someone told me you did!” Like oh congrats! That was a test! Here let me go get our hidden soup bar! Because someone TOLD YOU WE HAD IT

[retailshenanigans]

Customer “JOKINGLY” called me a bitch the other day.... aint no joke in that sir.

i didn’t think it was funny. asshole... so nowww you aint comin through my line no more

[workplacesupportgroup]

*looks up and sees my register light is on* *sees me standing at my register* "um are you open?"

next up on daily cashier occurrences: cashier breathes

[fuck-customers]

I work at a supermarket and our selfscans werent giving out dollar bills. The techs werent answering calls so we couldnt fix them. This woman yelled at my service leader and threw change at her face. She couldve just gotten bills at a register.

[retailshenanigans]

DOG BAG

YA BECAUSE I LOVE HANDLING REUSABLE BAGS WITH DOG HAIR COVERED ALL OVER IT.

[pettyrevenge]

When I was a waitress, if a middle aged woman was ever rude to me (they almost always were) I’d happily offer them the senior discount, 65 and above only. It felt so good to see their eyes bulge out of their sockets and their mouths drop open in shock.

[fuck-customers]

Me: *looking at a bag of produce to check if the number on the sticker is different or if its organic or not*

Customer: “Those are apples.”

Oh jeez thank you! I had no idea what the hell an apple is.

[fuck-customers]

I work in food service, and one day we had this guy come through drive thru. He had a huge order, but our store is pretty good and we got it all together without a problem. About 2 minutes after he left, he walked into the store, straight to the front register, and complained that one of his orders of fries weren’t as crispy as the other ones. I had to leave to keep from laughing in his face.

[reasonsyourcashierhatesyou-blog]

Welp

One of my regulars asked me out.

And walked away before I could actually answer.

[retailshenanigans]

When your coworker thinks they can tell you what to do but they aint the boss......

[fuck-customers]

Can we complain about our bosses also?

Sure! Complain away!

[fuck-customers]

Absolutely blows my mind that customers think they're entitled to complain when a cashier doesn't laugh at their jokes. Like, that's funnier than any joke I've ever heard a customer make but it's also sad because these people don't stop and think about just how stupid that kind of complaint makes them sound.

Most don’t stop and think at all.

[retailshenanigans]

BELT BULLSHEITT

IF YOU PUT YOUR ITEMS ON THE REGISTER BELT I GUARANTEE YOU THE BELT WILL MOVE.. DO NOT TRY TO STOP YOUR ITEMS FROM MOVING. 

[msztinkz]

#cashierproblems LoL #Facts#truestory