[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Incredible

[grison-in-space]

I joke a lot about Arthur Dent’s catlike reflexes and amazing radar senses. See, this is Dent:

Dent was more or less born blind and is now cortically blind, as far as anyone can tell. He’s a happy little dude–loves to play and wrestle, is very motivated by snuggles, climbs everything. 

But he navigates by wandering around at high speed, bumping into things, and trilling enthusiastically at them. He has his name because he came to us named Arthur, not a name I’ve ever loved, and immediately ran into a trash can hard enough to dent it. He gets everywhere he wants to be, but he moves like a particularly inefficient Roomba. Yesterday he ran full tilt into my leg before shaking his head, mrrrrrp?ing at me, and racing after Peter to gnaw on his head.

It does not surprise me that actual bats would be no different.

[under-the-bed-dead]

blind cat = bat

[under-the-bed-dead]

[mindblownie]

The protagonists of every single time travel story: whatever you do, don’t interact with your personal timeline.

The people of Winden: bump into their parents as kids, bump into their younger selves, talk to their younger selves to make sure they’ll become who they are, talk to their younger selves to make sure they won’t become who they are, become their neighbors’ ancestors, become their own ancestors,

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[cosmic-noir]

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

[mrs-livvy]

AGAIN?

[holybolognajabronies]

[annstreetstudio-blog]

[scout-joy]

Ann Street Studio

[xgeminixmoonx]

They said it would be…invisible. Like jumping into an invisible current that just…carries you away."

“The biggest mistake I made was believing that If I cast a beautiful net I’d catch only beautiful Things.” 🐙🔑 #SaveTheOA

[tuu-likki]

Years and years (2019-)

[under-the-bed-dead]

everyone is SLEEPING on this programme 

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[tesb]

Crowley + eyes

Good Omens (2019)

[under-the-bed-dead]

good omens was great but all its done is prove that david tennant can have yellow eyes and ginger curly hair and ill still fancy him 

[unkindness313]

Priest & Fleabag in Fleabag S02E01

[kiwimidnight]

We trust that time is linear. That it proceeds eternally, uniformly. Into infinity. But the distinction between past, present and future is nothing but an illusion. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected.

D A R K  —   1.01  S e c r e t s.

[cwunch]

♡

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

a good man

[uwu-ni]

i’m crying

[bury-me-in-the-ocean]

This man😭💖💖💖💖

[under-the-bed-dead]

[relishboi]

new phone who am i

[menheraangel]